I'm already breaking my decision to only update every other week but I got an idea and couldn't wait...

This Thanksgiving update will have *SPOILERS* for anyone not caught up on Agents of SHIELD. You have been warned.

Sodaluv8, I hope this meets your request for more Lincoln :D
Enjoy!


Lincoln leaned against the counter, staring at the raw turkey in front of him."Hmmmm... Thirteen minutes a pound and this turkey is about eighteen pounds..." Looking up at the ceiling in deep thought, he counted minutes on his fingers.

"Who you talking to?"

He jumped slightly when Daisy interrupted his mental math.

"Myself," he grinned sheepishly.

"What, you need expert advice?" Daisy teased, sliding onto a bar stool. She looked at the raw turkey on a cooking sheet. "What's that?"

Spark Plug shrugged. "I thought it would be nice for everyone to have a Thanksgiving dinner..." his voice trailed off.

"Uh, have you forgotten the oven's broken? It hasn't worked since Fitz used it for 'science.'"

A small, mischievous grin crept it's way on Spark Plug's face. He held up his hands, sparks of blue electricity dancing across his fingertips. "I wasn't going to use the oven."

Daisy's eyes went wide. "Are you crazy-"

Paying his fellow inhuman no mind, he moved to zap the turkey. Quake ducked under the bar for cover just as there was a bright flash of light, followed by and electric *ZAAAAP*

She waited a moment before slowly peeking over the edge of the counter, almost dreading what she might find. Lincoln grinned proudly as he presented his perfectly cooked turkey.

"You are craaaazzyyy," she laughed, eyebrows raised in a impressed expression.

He shrugged. "I like to embrace my little spark of madness."

The smell of turkey began to draw a crowd. With everyone else helping out with making a side-dish, it wasn't long before the Agents of SHIELD were gathered around a delicious looking and smelling meal.

"Let's carve into this bad boy," Mac reached for a knife.

"I got this one, Coulson said. "I've been wanting to try my new accessory out." He held up his arm, showing of a knife instead of his prosthetic hand. His 'hand' turned out to be very useful and made quick work of carving.

Hunter tried to sneak in a few bites before Coulson had finished, but Bobbi slapped his hand away. "Manners," she hissed.

"But I'm famished," he whined. May, Leo, Jemma, Mac, Daisy, and Lincoln all groaned.

Hunter managed to survive until everyone had been served. Coulson swapped out his knife for a regular hand again. It was nice after all the craziness of the last few months to just sit down and relax. Coulson grinned "Let's eat."

It was a glorious feast. They all complimented Lincoln on the wonderful turkey. The Inhuman leaned back in his chair and grinned. "Just wait till you see what I have planned for Christmas."


Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!

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