Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a long time coming, but now I come bearing the thrilling conclusion to the XCW Summer Supershow! I only own my championships!
As the Supershow returned from break, Tom Brady walked down a hallway with the XCW Hardcore title belt around his waist, and a cocky grin, until he saw Colt Anderson passing him, wearing a blue shirt and his floor-length robe.
"Hey, Brady." Colt said with a smirk. "I see you're the XCW Hardcore Champion. What, are you so disappointed in yourself for losing to me, that you had to take the easy route to a title?"
Tom's eyes narrowed. "That was a fluke and you know it, Anderson! It doesn't matter if the title I hold is the XCW Hardcore title, the CCW Universal Championship, or a fourth MVP trophy, the fact of the matter is that you may have wear the Internet title now, but from titles in CCW, to fourth-quarter comebacks, to my three Super Bowl rings, I have won more titles and championships than you will ever hope to win in your entire lifetime!"
The crowd popped into cheers as Colt stepped closer to Tom!
"You may have more titles than me, but you don't have as many fans!" Colt snapped back. "I am a God to the Internet Wrestling Community, while the fanbases of every NFL team outside of New England hate your fucking guts!"
"You have your fair share of haters, too, you know!" Tom answered. "They hate that Best in the World was made to be all about YOU, your gimmick, and your stupid entrance!"
"Look who's talking, Brady!" retorted Colt. "You weren't on the card until you came from out of nowhere to win the belt you wear now! What does that sound like to me?"
"It sounds a little like. . .THIS!" Tom yelled, before nailing Colt in the face with a right hand!
"Oh my God!" screamed Shake, as Tom Brady and Colt Anderson hit each other with right hands in the hallway!
"And Tom Brady and Colt Anderson have come to blows in the backstage area!" Early said, as Tom Brady surprised Colt with a knee to the face that sent Colt reeling. Tom then grabbed Colt's robe and swung him face-first into the wall! Colt stumbled away from Brady in a daze, until Tom put him in a sleeper hold and went for the Personal Foul. . .
. . .but Colt nailed him in the family jewels with a kick to the groin!
"OOOOOH!" Early cringed. "Giselle won't be getting any action tonight!"
Colt slightly limped into another room while Tom fell to the ground, holding his private parts in pain. Tom struggled to regain his composure as he rose up to his feet. . .
. . .ONLY FOR COLT TO CHARGE BACK INTO THE HALLWAY AND TAKE TOM DOWN WITH A LADDER SHOT TO THE HEAD!
"DEAR GOD!" Shake cried. "Shades of Best in the World!"
Colt then threw down the ladder and yelled at a passing referee. "HEY! MAKE THIS COUNT!"
The referee ran toward Colt, who laid on top of Tom for the cover! The referee made the count 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
"And PCUW finally gets a piece of the XCW Hardcore Championship!" Early said, as Colt rose up to his feet.
"YEAH! WOOOOO!" Colt screamed as the referee raised his arm in victory.
"Unfortunately, it also goes to Colt Anderson!" added Shake, as the referee picked up the XCW Hardcore title belt.
"Congratulations, Colt Anderson, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"
"Damn right I am!" Colt said, snatching the title belt from the referee. "This may look like shit, but it'll look great on me!"
Colt fastened the XCW Hardcore title belt around his waist, above the Internet Championship before striding down the hallway, until Sarge passed behind him, stepping on his robe.
"Hey, watch the robe, man! This was tailor-made!" Colt barked.
"Oh yeah?" asked the leader of the Reds. "The only thing made for you is the hospital bed you'll be sleeping on after Johnny Cage beats you to a pulp at Last Stand, champ!"
"For the record, SARGE, I heard what you said about me this week on Monday Night Flame. You called me a coward, I call myself an opportunist. And you better use this time right now to admit that you were wrong, and acknowledge me for my talents and all-around superiority to not only Johnny Cage, but to everyone on the UCA roster!"
"I'll do you one better, you dirty Blue!" Sarge responded. . .
. . .BEFORE SLUGGING COLT IN THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HAND!
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Shake exclaimed as Sarge surprised Colt with two more right hands!
"And now Sarge is giving Colt Anderson a piece of his mind!" Early said, until Colt Anderson came right back with a kick to the midsection. Colt then grabbed Sarge and pulled him head-first toward the wall in front of him. . .
. . .but Sarge skidded to a stop and nailed Colt with an elbow! With Colt dazed, Sarge then picked up a tire iron. . .
. . .AND WHACKED COLT IN THE FACE WITH IT! Sarge then covered Colt for a cover! 1. . .
"Wait a minute!" Shake screamed!
2. . .
"NO WAY!"
. . .3!
"I don't believe it!" Early exclaimed as Sarge stood up and raised his arms above his head triumphantly!
"Congratulations Sarge, you are the new Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Hardcore Champion!"
The referee handed the XCW Hardcore title belt to Sarge, who draped it over his shoulder before looking down at Colt Anderson.
"Colt Anderson. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .YOU JUST GOT SARGE'D!"
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, the XCW Hardcore title is now on the shoulders of a commentator!" Early said.
Sarge stood back upright before stepping over Colt's body and walking down the hallway.
"If he can do it, I can do it! I want him one-on-one for the belt!" Shake demanded.
"YEAH! WOOOOO!" hollered Sarge, leaving Colt prone on the floor as the show went back to the ringside area, where Early and Shake sat at the commentator's table.
"Let's do it! Commentator-versus-commentator right here, RIGHT NOW! I'm gonna be the one to bring the belt back to XCW, just watch me!" Shake screamed angrily.
"Come on, Shake, you ornery ijit! The next match is about to start! Unless you can be in two places at once, you're staying here!" Early insisted. All Shake could do was grumble under his breath before the show cut back to the ring, where Plankton stood in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand.
"The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!"
"Light It Up" by Rev Theory played, to massive cheers from the crowd as Tom and Jerry stepped onto the entranceway, ran to opposite sides of the stage, each of them gazing at the crowd before running back to the center of the ring and high-fiving each other, immediately setting off pyro on the stage in front of them!
"Introducing first. . .representing UWE. . .from New York City, New York. . .they are the current UWE Duos Champions. . .TOM. . .AND JERRY. . .TEAM 2D!"
Tom and Jerry walked down the ramp with their title bets draped over their shoulders as the crowd began to yell "NON-STOP VIOLENCE! NON-STOP VIOLENCE!"
"The chants from the crowd say it all about these two men!" Early said. "As Team 2D, Tom and Jerry's careers in UWE and UCA have been storied. . .but violent, almost as violent as their past, if not more!"
Tom and Jerry entered the ring and climbed up opposing turnbuckles, both of them making a 'V' sign with their hands and raising it toward the fans, screaming "NON-STOP VIOLENCE!" at the top of their lungs!
"No kidding, Early!" Shake agreed. "When these two were at each other's throats, they came at each other with knives, fell down elevator shafts, and even resorted to electrocution! But their lust for violence would bring them together as a team, and from there, they went onto ECW, UWE and UCA, and became a record sixteen-time tag team champions, certainly unprecedented in tag team competition!"
Tom and Jerry stepped off their corners and met in the center of the ring, looking up the ramp, eagerly waiting for their opponents.
"And the current UWE Duos Champions have competed in almost every match type: from cage matches to ladder matches, even at Barely Legal, they're defending their Duos titles against Noob and Saibot, Team Korruption! But tonight, they're in a dream match against the current XCW Tag Team Champions, who for my money, can be just as destructive as Team 2D!"
Tom and Jerry's faces fell into scowls as. . .
. . ."What Would Brian Boitano Do?" by DVDA played! Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman walked onto the stage to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
"And their opponents. . .representing the South Park Four. . .from South Park, Colorado. . .they are the current Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Tag Team Champions. . .the team of THE ENFORCER, ERIC CARTMAN, AND THE LEADER, STAN MARSH!"
"This match came about earlier tonight when Tom and Jerry appeared as guests on The Ed Factor, hosted by the South Park Four's opponents at Heatwave; Ed, Edd and Eddy." Early informed. "D-Generation Ed issued Tom and Jerry a challenge to a match later on in the night, but the South Park Four interrupted, claiming they deserved to fight the Duos Champions on this historic night more than the Eds. Team 2D accepted South Park's challenge, and here we are now! The Bad Boys of Comedy Central are about to take on Team 2D!"
Stan and Cartman ran down the ramp and slid into the ring under the bottom rope, then posed on opposing turnbuckles, raising the belts toward the fans, who only booed back at them.
"But how do you think D-Generation Ed feels right now?" Shake asked. "These two little assholes and long time rivals interrupted their show, and wiped their opportunity to face this legendary tag team out from under them! After the Ed Factor earlier tonight, I have a feeling the Eds don't want to wait until their Tables, Ladders and Chairs match at Heatwave to get a piece of these guys!"
"You're probably right about that, Shake. . .but whether they like it or not, this dream match between future UCA Hall of Famers is officially underway!" Early said, right before the bell rang and the match began with Tom facing off against Stan Marsh.
Tom and Stan immediately charged into the center of the ring, meeting in a tie-up, until Stan put Tom in a headlock. . .only for Tom to shove Stan up against the ropes to their left, then broke free of the headlock and Irish whipped Stan across the ring. After Stan bounced back, Tom bent down and sent Stan flying over him with a Back Body Drop. . .but Stan landed on his feet right behind him, then took him down with a neckbreaker before landing a series of angry stomps to Tom's chest. Stan then ran against the ropes behind him. . .and nailed Tom with a boot to the head! Stan went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Tom kicked out!
Stan pulled Tom up to his feet only for Tom to shove Stan with authority against the ropes behind him. Stan bounced back toward the center of the ring. . .and right into a throat thrust from Tom! Tom then lifted the South Park Leader up for a gutwrench powerbomb. . .but Stan latched onto Tom's neck for a headlock, countering out of it! Stan went for a DDT. . .only for Tom to keep Stan off his feet and take him down with a Suplex! Tom then ran against the ropes to his left and landed a leg drop onto Stan's sternum! Tom went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out!
"The powerhouse of Team 2D looking to gain the upper hand against the leader of the South Park Four!" Early said. "How will Tom follow up?"
Tom pulled Stan back up to his feet and Irish whipped him toward his corner. . .but Stan caught himself with the ropes before he could hit the corner. . .and slugged Jerry right off the ring apron with a right hand!
"Oh come on!" Early cried from ringside. "Was THAT really necessary?"
Stan then turned around. . .only for Tom to smother him with a corner splash! Tom then pulled Stan back up and shoved him back-first into the corner before ramming him in the chest with a series of thunderous shoulder thrusts that sent the South Park Leader sliding down to a seated position in the corner. Tom then pulled Stan up and tagged in Jerry, who had made his way back up to the ring apron with a scowl on his face directed at Stan. Tom and Jerry then pulled Stan out of the corner and took him down with a Double Hip Toss! Jerry quickly went for a cover 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out! Jerry pulled Stan to a standing position before hammering away at his body with a punch combination, following that up with a judo kick. . .until Stan caught Jerry's leg right before impact and whipped it to the right, causing Jerry to spin around. . .
. . .and get taken down by a DDT from Stan! Stan went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Jerry kicked out! Stan pulled Jerry up to his feet and drug him toward his corner before tagging in Cartman, who entered the ring to boos from the crowd. Stan shoved Jerry into his corner before he and Cartman viciously stomped a mudhole into Jerry's body! Cartman then pulled Jerry back up to his feet as Stan stepped over the second rope and stood on the ring apron, watching Cartman send Jerry flying across the ring with a Belly-to-Belly suplex! Cartman then stomped over to Jerry and brought him back to a standing position, only to take him back down with a standing spinebuster! Cartman then pulled Jerry by the legs back into the center of the ring for a pin attempt! Cartman went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .2. . .Jerry kicked out!
"The powerhouse of the South Park Four is just manhandling Jerry!" Early said. "With his strength and Stan's technical prowess, the XCW Tag Team Champions have gained the advantage!"
Cartman then grabbed Jerry by the arm and Irish whipped him hard across the ring. . .only for Jerry to leap off the ropes and take down Cartman with a springboard dropkick! Cartman rose up to his feet only for Jerry to take him back down with a hip toss, then hit him in the sternum with a falling elbow. Jerry quickly went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Cartman powered out, sending Jerry to fly off the South Park Enforcer, and hit the mat face-first! Cartman rose up to a standing position and kicked Jerry out of the ring and under the bottom rope! Jerry hit the ringside floor, selling his abdomen on impact while Cartman stepped off the ring apron with a sly smirk forming on his face as the referee began the ten count!
Cartman grabbed Jerry's arm and pulled him up to his feet before Irish whipping him hard into the steel steps, with Jerry colliding into them with a sickening thud! Cartman then pulled Jerry back up and rammed his face right into the ring apron, then into the steel post!
"Good God Almighty!" Early cringed. "The South Park Enforcer is having his way with poor Jerry!"
Cartman then shoved Jerry back into the ring under the second rope as the referee's count reached four. Cartman went to follow Jerry back into the ring. . .
. . .without seeing Tom step off the ring apron and stomp toward him! Tom grabbed Cartman by the leg and pulled him back out to the ringside floor, starting another ten count from the referee! Tom turned Cartman to face him and slugged him in the face with a right hand! Cartman fired back with another right hand, and he and Tom began to brawl outside of the ring! Cartman and Tom continued punching each other. . .while Jerry had regained his bearings inside the ring!
"The two powerhouses of these iconic tag teams are going at it outside the ring!" Shake observed, as Tom and Cartman nailed each other with powerful right hands. . .
. . .UNTIL JERRY LEAPT OVER THE ROPES AND TOOK DOWN CARTMAN WITH AN ELBOW SUICIDA! Jerry and Cartman both lay in a crumbled heap against the barricade as the referee restarted the ten count!
"And the high-flyer Jerry just gave the Enforcer Eric Cartman a little payback!" Early said, as Tom helped Jerry back up to his feet and into the ring, then slid a prone Cartman back into the ring under the bottom rope, just as Stan Marsh ran around the ring and took Tom down with a Lou Thesz Press! Back in the ring, Jerry covered Cartman, hooking the leg! 1. . .2. . .Cartman powered out! Meanwhile, Stan Irish whipped Tom against another set of steel steps, catching the attention of the referee, who looked down at Tom and Stan from the ring and ordered back to their corners. With the referee's back turned, Cartman Irish whipped Jerry into his corner, then smothered him with a Corner Splash that sent him reeling to a seated position in the corner. . .then Cartman pressed Jerry's head against the corner turnbuckle with his foot, choking him!
"Since their XCW debut, the South Park Four have won their matches thanks to underhanded tactics like this!" Early said.
"And the referee's too busy to do anything about it!" added Shake, until the referee finally turned back around, upon which, Cartman pulled Jerry back into the center of the ring and went for a cover! 1. . .2. . .Jerry kicked out! Cartman couldn't believe it! Cartman then pulled Jerry up to his feet and Irish whipped him back into his corner before tagging Stan back in, who helped Cartman lift Jerry up. . .and plant him down to the mat with a double spinebuster! Stan then pulled Jerry back up. . .only to take him down with a Scoop Slam! Stan ran against the ropes and went for a falling knee to the face on the bounceback. . .but Jerry managed to roll out of the way! Jerry pushed himself up to his knees as Stan charged toward him. . .
. . .and took Stan down with a drop toe hold! Jerry then pulled Stan's leg up off the mat. . .and slammed it back down to the mat with a Knee Smash! Jerry then grabbed Stan's legs and pulled them up. . .before slingshotting Stan right into the corner behind him! Stan stumbled around the ring in a daze. . .and right into a Fireman's Carry Backbreaker by Jerry! Jerry went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out!
"BAH GAWD Shake, somehow, in some way, Jerry's found his way back into this thing for him and Tom!" Early called as Jerry Irish whipped Stan face-first into his corner, then tagged in Tom, who put Stan in a waist-lock and lifted him up, with Jerry latching onto the South Park Leader's neck. . .
. . .and planted him down with a Back Suplex/Neckbreaker Combo! Tom went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out! Tom grabbed Stan by the shirt and lifted him up, hitting him in the face with a punch combination before knocking him down with a Lariat! Tom then pulled Stan back up to his feet and Irish whipped him across the ring, then went for a Big Boot as he bounced back. . .but Stan caught Tom's foot in time! Stan then threw his foot down to the mat then took him down with a Clothesline! Stan then grabbed Tom's legs and pulled them up to go for the Sharpshooter. . .
. . .but Tom kicked Stan back toward the ropes! Stan bounced back. . .and right into a Flapjack from Tom! Tom went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out! Tom then pulled Stan up by the collar and threw him into his corner before tagging Jerry back in! Tom and Jerry stomped a mudhole into the South Park Leader before pulling him into the center of the ring and then landing a Rolling Leg Drop/Rolling Senton combo! Jerry pulled Stan up to his knees and hit him with a flurry of punches before hitting him with a jumping knee to the face! Jerry quickly went for a cover 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out!
Jerry then pulled Stan up and Irish whipped him across the ring, then leapt onto his back for the Mouse Trap. . .
. . .but Stan slid onto his chest, sending Jerry to sail way over him, and land right in front of him on his shoulders!
"OOOOH!" cringed Early. Jerry went for the Mouse Trap, but now he's folded like an accordion right in front of the South Park Leader!"
Stan smirked at his opportunity to strike, and sure enough, landed a swift kick to Jerry's ribs, then pulled him up only to take him back down with a backbreaker! Stan went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Jerry kicked out! Stan, visibly irritated, pulled Jerry back up to his feet only to take him down with a Gutbuster! Stan then ran against the ropes behind him and this time successfully landed a knee to Jerry's face! Stan went for another cover 1. . .2. . .Jerry kicked out! Stan pulled Jerry to a standing position and slapped him in the chest with a swift chop! Stan continued hitting Jerry with chop after chop until Jerry managed to block one, then slug Stan in the face with a right hand of his own! Jerry then surprised Stan with a kick to the midsection then took him down with a Jawbreaker! Jerry went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Stan kicked out!
Jerry pulled Stan back up and set the South Park Leader on his shoulders in a fireman's carry position. Jerry ran forward to take Stan down with a fireman's carry backbreaker. . .but Stan dropped out of it behind him, then latched onto his waist before lifting him up and taking him down with a single German suplex pin attempt! The referee made the count 1. . .2. . .Jerry kicked out!
"Jerry showing nothing but absolute resilency going against the leader and one half of the XCW Tag Team Champions, Stan Marsh!" Early said, as Stan looked down at Jerry with a smug look.
"But from the look on his face, Early, I got a feeling that he's got something dangerous up his sleeve!" Shake foreboded, as Stan turned Jerry onto his chest. . .
. . .grabbed his legs. . .
. . .AND LOCKED IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!
"You guessed correctly Shake!" Early called. "Because now Stan Marsh has got the Sharpshooter locked in on the high-flyer Jerry!"
Jerry screamed in agonizing pain as Stan intensified the hold! The referee knelt down and asked Jerry if he wanted to quit. Jerry shook his head no as he inched toward the bottom rope! Jerry wormed closer and closer to the bottom rope. . .
. . .extended his arm out. . .
. . .reached closer and closer for the bottom rope. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .BUT STAN WALKED INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, TAKING JERRY WITH HIM, AND KEEPING THE HOLD LOCKED IN!
"But Stan Marsh, the veteran, with great ring presence, has Jerry dead to rights in the center of the ring with that Sharpshooter!" Early called, as Jerry continued wailing in agony!
"The pain must be excruciating!" Shake exclaimed, as Stan kept the hold locked in. . .
. . .and saw Edd walk onto the stage?
"Wait a minute!" Early called, as Edd stepped onto the stage to cheers from the crowd before setting up a steel chair and sat on them, watching the match intently!
"It seems that the brains of D-Generation Ed wants to get a close look not only at his stable's inter-promotional competition, but also its opponents at Heatwave!" Shake said, as Stan looked up the ramp at the Edd with a look of anger, while Edd glared back at him with the same feeling. Loosening the hold from the distraction, Stan's eyes narrowed at Edd. . .
. . .UNTIL JERRY TOOK DOWN STAN WITH AN INVERTED DDT! Jerry draped his arm over Stan's body for the cover! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 STAN KICKED OUT!
"Jerry took advantage of the distraction and now he's desperately looking to make a tag here!" Shake said, as both Stan and Jerry were down in the center of the ring, crawling to their respective corners!
"Both men have fought each other to the point of exhaustion, and now we're about to see the two powerhouses of Team 2D and the South Park Four come back into the match!" Early called with excitement, as Tom slapped the turnbuckle in front of him in anticipation for a tag, while Cartman stood in his corner with his arm extended out toward Stan!
"They fought each other at ringside and tried to beat each other senseless, I have no idea what Tom and Cartman will do to each other when they finally get their hands on each other in that very ring!" Shake said with fear as Jerry and Stan crawled closer to their corners. . .
. . .extended their arms out. . .
. . .AND SUCCESSFULLY TAGGED IN TOM AND CARTMAN! Tom and Cartman charged toward each other and met in the center of the ring, with Tom taking down Cartman with a Clothesline! Cartman strafed up to his feet and ran toward Tom. . .only to be met with ANOTHER clothesline! Cartman rose up to his feet again. . .only for Tom to take him down with a Samoan Drop! Tom went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 CARTMAN KICKED OUT! Tom quickly pulled Cartman up to his feet and hit him with one more right hand before taking him down with a neckbreaker slam! Instead of going for the cover, though, Tom pulled up Cartman. . .only for Cartman to rake Tom's eyes and bring him down with a clothesline of his own! Cartman then ran against the ropes while Tom strafed back up to his feet. . .only for Cartman to take Tom back down with a Lou Thesz Press, then hammered away at his face with swift right and left hands! Cartman stood up and strode toward the ropes, yelling obscenities at the crowd, who booed back at them. Cartman ran against the ropes. . .and landed the Big Boy Splash onto Tom on the bounceback!
"OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!" Early cried. "The weight and mass of the Enforcer, Eric Cartman, may have flattened and suffocated Tom!"
Cartman stayed on top of Tom for a cover! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 TOM KICKED OUT! Cartman couldn't believe it! Cartman went for a stomp to Tom's head. . .but Tom caught it in time and rose up to his feet before slapping Cartman with a few chops, then lifting him up for the Argentine Rack! Cartman screamed in agonizing pain as Tom kept the torture rack locked in. . .until Tom dropped Cartman with a falling powerbomb! Tom went for the cover, hooking the leg 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.75 STAN BROKE UP THE THREE COUNT! Tom looked up at Stan with a fierce glare as he stepped back to his corner. Tom looked back down at Cartman and pulled him up to his feet, Irish whipping him into his corner. . .only for Cartman to counter it with an Irish whip of his own! Tom hit the corner before Cartman rammed into Tom with a Shoulder Thrust, then pulled him out of the corner to take him down with a swinging neckbreaker in the center of the ring! Cartman went for a cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.75 JERRY BROKE UP THE THREE COUNT! Cartman clenched his teeth in anger as the wily mouse stepped back to his corner.
"Tensions are boiling over between these two legendary tag teams once again!" Early observed. "What's gonna happen if or when they finally explode?"
Cartman looked back down at Tom and pulled him up to his feet before kicking him in the midsection. . .
. . .turning around for the South Park Stunner. . .
. . .but Tom shoved Cartman toward the ropes! Tom kicked Cartman in the midsection after he bounced back. . .hooked his arms. . .
. . .and took him down with a huge Double Arm DDT! But Tom wasn't finished. . .he pulled Cartman up to his feet, hooked both his arms as he stood behind him. . .and planted him with a Full Nelson Slam! Tom finally went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.99 STAN BROKE UP THE THREE COUNT WITH A FALLING ELBOW! Tom stood up and strode toward the South Park Leader. . .
. . .UNTIL CARTMAN CAUGHT TOM IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
"THE ENFORCER WITH A SLEEPER HOLD!" Early yelled. "HE MAY HAVE TEAM 2D BEATEN HERE!"
Cartman brought Tom to the center of the ring and applied more pressure to his head and neck! Tom waved his arms around and tried to elbow Cartman, attempting to fight out of the hold but to no avail. The referee asked Tom if he wanted to quit but he shook his head no. Tom's body started to go limp, as Cartman brought Tom closer to the mat, still keeping his grip on the hold. . .
. . .ONLY FOR JERRY TO LEAP OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HIT CARTMAN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE, BREAKING THE HOLD!
"But the Wily Mouse Jerry went high-risk to save the match for himself and his tag team partner!" Early called, as Stan suddenly entered the ring and tackled Jerry to the mat, until the referee pulled the South Park Leader off of Jerry, and ordered him back to his corner.
"The referee's trying to restore order in this matchup. . ." Early said, before Jerry leapt up to his feet and lunged toward Stan for a clothesline. . .
. . .BUT STAN PULLED THE REFEREE INTO THE LINE OF FIRE, CAUSING JERRY TO KNOCK HIM DOWN!
"BUT THE REFEREE'S PAYING THE PRICE FOR DOING HIS JOB!" Early cried. "And now there's no order in this matchup of iconic tag teams!"
"And that's just how Tom and Jerry like it!" Shake declared, as Jerry stood up. . .
. . .and was taken down by an Atomic Drop from Stan! Jerry crumbled down to the mat while Cartman and Tom brawled on another side of the ring, trading right hands until Cartman went for a lariat but missed. Tom then hooked Cartman's arms behind him. . .
. . .AND PLANTED HIM DOWN WITH A FULL NELSON BOMB! Tom stood up and strode over to help Jerry up. . .but received a kick to the midsection. . .
. . .AND WAS TAKEN DOWN BY STAN WITH A SOUTH PARK STUNNER! Stan grinned down at Tom and Jerry as he left the ring, while Cartman rolled out of the ring, following him to the ringside area. . .
. . .AND EACH OF THEM GRABBED A STEEL CHAIR!
"With the referee incapacitated, and the UWE Duos Champions down, the South Park Four look to do to Tom and Jerry exactly what they've done to D-Generation Ed!" Early said, as Stan and Cartman slid into the ring.
"And what they PLAN to do to D-Ed and the Mario Brothers at Heatwave!" added Shake as Cartman, with his chair in hand, taunted for Tom to stand up, while Stan did the same next to Jerry. The XCW Tag Team Champions raised their chairs high above their heads, glaring directly at Edd, who still sat on the stage. . .
. . .UNTIL ED AND EDDY RAN THROUGH THE CROWD WITH STEEL CHAIRS OF THEIR OWN, AND LEAPT OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Shake screamed, as Ed and Eddy slid into the ring and nailed Stan and Cartman in the back with their chairs to thunderous cheers from the crowd. . .while Double D set up a ladder outside the ring!
"And D-Generation Ed has made the save for Team 2D!" Early called, as Edd ran down the ramp now and looked under the ring apron for a weapon!
"The Eds got involved in the match after all?" asked Shake. "They really couldn't deal with sitting in the back!"
"They're getting payback for South Park interrupting the Ed Factor, and stealing their opportunity for this dream match, Shake!" Early answered. "And they're getting it in the form of steel chairs. . .BUT WAIT A MINUTE!"
Ed continued hammering away on Stan's body with the chair, while Eddy pulled Cartman up and shoved him toward the other side of the ring. . .
. . .AND RIGHT INTO DOUBLE D, WHO DOVE OFF THE LADDER AND TOOK CARTMAN DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY BLOCK!
"THE SOCKHEAD DOUBLE D JUST FLEW INTO THE RING FROM THE TOP OF THAT LADDER JUST TO BLINDSIDE ERIC CARTMAN!" Early yelled as the crowd chanted "X-C-DUB! X-C-DUB!" Meanwhile, Double D rolled out of the ring, trying to collect his bearings, but back in the ring, Ed threw Stan over the ropes and down to the ringside floor, and Eddy brought Cartman down with an Edigree on the steel chair! Eddy stood up while Ed turned around. . .
. . .AND SAW TOM AND JERRY STAND BACK UP! Ed and Eddy stepped toward the legendary tag team, as did Team 2D. . .and they met in a staredown right in the center of the ring as the crowd began to cheer!
"The crowd knows what's coming, Shake!" foreboded Early. "And after what transpired during the Ed Factor tonight, I'm glad they get to see it with us!"
"The Eds had to resort to fighting to come face-to-face with Team 2D, but now I'm glad they did!" Shake said. "So many championships. . .so many awards. . ."
Tom and Jerry stared Ed and Eddy down, the two teams exchanging a few words. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .BEFORE TOM AND JERRY STRUCK FIRST WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE! Ed and Eddy fired back with more right hands as a brawl broke out between the two tag teams!
"AND ONE BIG RIVALRY!" Shake added, as the crowd's cheers reached deafening levels! Ed and Tom continued trading punches while Eddy and Jerry brawled next to them, until Jerry surprised Eddy with a left hand that sent him reeling. Jerry then Irish whipped Eddy across the ring, then sent him over the top rope with a dropkick! Meanwhile, Ed and Tom continued brawling until Ed caught one of Tom's punches, then lifted the powerhouse cat onto his shoulders!
"ED'S ABOUT TO GIVE TOM THE ELEDRIFIER!" Early screamed. . .but Tom dropped out of it in front of him, then slammed Ed down with a Cutter! Ed sold his head as he rolled out of the ring under the bottom rope, while Tom and Jerry high-fived in the center of the ring. . .
. . .WHILE CARTMAN ROSE UP TO HIS FEET BEHIND THEM!
"BUT THEY'RE STILL IN A MATCH WITH THE SOUTH PARK FOUR!" Early yelled, while the referee woke back up to consciousness! Tom turned around. . .
. . .TO A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM CARTMAN. . .
. . .
. . .NO! TOM CAUGHT THE LEG IN TIME! Tom then spun Cartman around to face his back, then shoved him against the ropes. . .
. . .while Jerry maneuvered behind his tag team partner. . .
. . .AND TOOK DOWN CARTMAN WITH THE NON-STOP VIOLENCE, TO CHEERS FROM THE CROWD! Jerry slid out of the ring while Tom went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .
. . .
2. . .
. . .
. . .3!
"And Team 2D has taken down the XCW Tag Team Champions!" Early called after the bell rang!
"The winners of this match. . .TOM. . .AND JERRY. . .TEAM 2D!"
Tom rolled off Cartman before Jerry pulled him up by the arm, bringing his ally up to his feet. The referee handed them their UWE Duos title belts before raising their arms in victory while Cartman rolled out of the ring under the bottom rope, out like a light!
"No matter how you spin it, Shake, whether they faced D-Generation Ed or the South Park Four, Team 2D was going into a match against an iconic tag team tonight. And what we saw just now was a great dream match come to life!" Early said, as Stan and Cartman laid on opposite sides of the ringside floor, while Eddy helped Ed up to his feet at the foot of the ramp.
"You got that right, Early!" agreed Shake. "We saw a great match between two of the greatest tag teams in history of this business! With this victory, Tom and Jerry are going into Barely Legal and Last Stand with a big load of momentum and confidence on their side!"
Tom and Jerry looked to the foot of the ramp, where Eddy and Ed stood, staring down the UWE Duos Champions, who stared back at them until Jerry gave Tom another high-five!
"They certainly do, Shake. . ." Early said. "But from the looks on the faces of D-Generation Ed, I have a feeling that a match against this sixteen-time tag team champion, Team 2D, will come their way sooner than later! But for now, you've got to bet that Stan and Cartman will have something iconic planned for revenge against D-Ed when they square off at Heatwave in their Tables, Ladders and Chairs match!"
The Eds continued glaring at Tom and Jerry, who climbed onto opposing turnbuckles in the ring, raising their Duos title belts high above their heads until the show went to a parking garage in the backstage area, where Sarge stood next to his referee in a circle around Jeremy from CCW, Vegeta from WWE: Animated, Demetri from PCUW, and Drake Parker from UWE.
"Hey guys! Check THIS out. . .I have something you don't have!" bragged Sarge as he raised the XCW Hardcore Championship above his head. "I'm a champion in wrestling, BROS!"
"Woah. . ." Demetri said in awe. "I wish our company's Hardcore title had a 24/7 rule!"
"Give me a break, Lancer!" Vegeta bellowed. "Your company doesn't have the money to pay for the chaos that comes with it!"
"Psh, that's nothing, Sarge." Drake answered. "Wake me up when you've won an FWA for Best Commentary Team!"
"Or when you actually have a contract with a wrestling promotion!" Jeremy added, coming face-to-face with Sarge. "I can win that title faster than you ever did!"
"In your dreams, Ellis!" Sarge snapped. "By the time you debut as a wrestler in this business, I'll STILL be XCW Hardcore Champion!"
Jeremy came face-to-face with the Red Leader. . . "No, you won't. . .hey. . .is that a Red over there?"
Jeremy pointed behind Sarge, who turned around for a brief second, before turning back to face Jeremy.
"There's nobody—" Sarge said. . .
. . .UNTIL JEREMY SURPRISED HIM WITH THE NECROTIZER!
"OH MY GOD!" Shake exclaimed as the rest of the commentators in the room backed away while Jeremy went for a cover!
"Make the count, man!" Jeremy said to the referee, who did just that! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
"And just like that, the XCW Hardcore title has found its way into the arms of the Black Mamba, Jeremy Ellis!" Early said.
"Oh come on!" expressed Shake. "He has a contract with UWE, and he works for CCW! He doesn't need our belt!"
The referee came to Jeremy's side and handed him the Hardcore title belt!
"Congratulations, Jeremy Ellis! You are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"
"YEAH!" Jeremy screamed before looking down at Sarge and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT JEREMY'D!"
"AW, FORGET THIS!" Vegeta yelled as he charged toward Jeremy! "Animated's going back with TWO Hardcore title belts!"
"No way, man!" Demetri interrupted! "TCW's gonna be jealous when they see US with it!"
"With its rules, that belt BELONGS in UWE!" Drake said before charging into the crowd of commentators, right as multiple fist-fights broke out between all five of them!
"Good grief!" Early cried. "A massive brawl has broken out between all the play-by-play men in the back!"
"They're all fighting for superiority between their brands. . ." Shake said. "Little do they know that the best commentators aren't even in the fight!"
All the commentators continued brawling against each other. . .
. . .until from high above them on a rafter. . .
. . .LEAPT SLADE FOR A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE COMMENTATORS! All six men were down on the concrete floor in a crumbled heap!
"WAIT A MINUTE!" Early screamed. "BAH GAWD IT'S SLADE FROM PCUW!"
"He looks like he's fed up with all the carnage!" Shake observed, as Slade stood up and observed the destruction.
"Hrm. . ." Slade muttered under his mask. "The title will be safe from you all. Kept in good hands." Slade then went for the cover, gesturing the referee to make the count! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
"And just like that, Slade has won the Hardcore Championship!" Early declared, as Slade stood up, picking up the Hardcore title belt from the floor with him.
"Congratulations, Slade! You are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!" said the referee, right before. . .
"OH NO, HE AIN'T!"
. . .RILEY AND HUEY FREEMAN CHARGED TOWARD HIM AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH A LADDER!
"MY GOD!" Shake screamed. "They used that ladder like a battering ram!"
"And now the Freeman brothers are involved!" Early said. "The numbers game is too much for Slade!" The Freeman Boiz then dropped the ladder and hammered away on Slade with swift right and left hands, overwhelming The Dark Guardian. With Slade now dazed, Huey pulled The Dark Guardian back up. . .AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH THE BLACK-BREAKER! As Huey turned Slade to lay on his chest, Riley backed up before running forward. . .
. . .AND CRUSHING SLADE'S FACE INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THE CURB STOMP! Huey turned Slade onto his back before going for the cover!
"COUNT IT, MAN!" Huey snapped at the referee, before he made the count! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
Huey Freeman jumped up for joy as the referee handed him the XCW Hardcore title belt!
"Congratulations, Huey Freeman! You are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"
"YEEEEAAAHHH! I'm the best, BITCH!" Huey shouted, while Riley glared at his brother with a look of annoyance.
"You know man, I finished him off. I should be the Hardcore Champion!" Riley insisted.
"Like that even matters now, Riley!" Huey snapped back. "We've got a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match at 'Mania. With this, we gon' prove that we ARE hardcore!"
"You know somethin' Huey. . .you're right!" Riley agreed. "Come on, let's get outta here!"
Huey and Riley Freeman then ran out of the room at breakneck speed!
"And now the XCW Hardcore Championship is indeed on its way back to WWE: Animated!" Early said.
"I can't believe this!" Shake exclaimed. "There's got to be somebody to stop them from taking our title! The show's almost over!"
Slade and all the commentators were left down and out on the floor until the show cut to a different part of the backstage area, where Claude Speed walked down a hallway with a stoic look on his face.
"Oh boy. . ." Shake said.
"Yep, Shake, if I were Claude, I would want to make this an early night." Early said, as Claude strode toward the front door of the arena. . .until he came across Gordon Freeman and Chell! Claude stopped in his tracks and walked up to Gordon and Chell, who looked back at him with the same silent stare. Claude glared back at Gordon with an equally menacing glare. . .
. . .until Wheatley, in Chell's arms, began to speak. "Oh! Staring contests are a very fun way to pass the time, but they're not a good method of meeting people. Claude, do you already know Gordon and Chell?"
Claude ignored Wheatley, his gaze still focused on Gordon and Chell, who let go of her manager and stepped away from the pair to shoot a blue portal on the floor with her Portal gun.
"Well, allow me to inform you that Chell is one of the premiere female talents in CCW, not Cartoon Championship Wrestling, that is now defunct, but Character Championship Wrestling, the company ranked first in this business's ratings! Now, granted, the audience for each company is different, so I won't be one to brag about being a member of the CCW roster, but. . ."
While Chell shot an orange portal on the ceiling, directly above the blue portal, Claude grabbed Wheatley!
"Hey, now! Take it easy, Claude! I meant no offense with those remarks! XCW is an exquisite company, and has hosted quite the supershow so far! Space Ghost is a wonderful host, and your roster is unique from the rest of our competition-"
Claude then stepped above the blue portal. . .
. . .AND THREW WHEATLEY DOWN IT, SENDING HIM THROUGH AN INFINITE LOOP OF PORTALS! Wheatley screamed as he passed through each portal, while Claude turned to Gordon and Chell, nodding at them before walking toward the front door. . .
"CLAUDE! WAIT!"
. . .until Jessica came to his side behind him!
"Claude! Don't leave! Please! I have something to tell you!" Jessica pleaded. Claude stopped in his tracks, not turning around to face his sort-of girlfriend.
"Listen, what happened in your dressing room just now. . .happened. I don't know how it did, and I can't believe it did either, but it happened. But please. . .don't walk out on me. I swear it was an accident, and nothing more. I care too much about you to want to take anything from you. To me, you're what makes a man. . .a man. You're tough, you're smart, you're fantastic in bed, but above all, I feel protected when I'm around you."
Claude finally turned around to face Jessica, while Chell shot a blue portal at the wall in front of her, sending Wheatley through it, and crashing into the wall in front of him! Jessica looked up at Liberty City's Lucifer with fearful eyes.
"Like everything's going to be okay, no matter what happens, and I think there's more to you than meets the eye. If you leave me, what else do you have? Your guns? Beer? Tommy? If you leave me, you're right back where you started! A bitter, psychotic two-bit thug. I make you more than just that, Claude. I make you look good. I make you look like somebody worth a damn. Because that's what you are, someone worth-
Claude suddenly moved forward. . .
. . .and crashed his lips against Jessica's, kissing her passionately, with the crowd cheering in surprise! Claude broke the kiss, gazing into Jessica's eyes and saying,
"You're too hot to be single."
Jessica blushed as she smiled back at Claude, who took her hand and walked her to the front door. . .
. . .
. . .until the hallway lights began to flicker?
"Wait a minute. . ." foreboded Early, "What the hell's going on here?"
"It's gotta be the faulty wiring in this arena!" Shake said. "Claude and Charlie almost destroyed the place earlier tonight!"
The lights shut completely off in the hallway before coming back on. . .
. . .revealing a spray-painted message on the front door, right in front of Claude and Jessica! Jessica let out a shriek while Claude reached for the Uzi in his pants pocket upon seeing the message, which read. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .WHY SO SERIOUS?
"Oh my God. . ." Early said with fear in his voice!
The camera lingered on the sign on the door until the show went to a commercial break.
As the Supershow returned from break, Space Ghost, Rugal, Force The Fox, GB, Commissioner Gordon and Zack Watkins stood in Space Ghost's office, visibly intoxicated. Space Ghost held a half-full margarita glass and handed it to Rugal, who accidentally dropped it, leading the carpet to be stained with margarita mix.
"NOOOO! DAMN IT, RUGAL!" Space Ghost shouted. "That was the last of my mix!"
"Oh, can it, you has-been talk show host!" Rugal bellowed. "My company's won more matches than yours tonight! I think you can deal with your margarita mix being dry!"
"Not only that, but I believe Huey Freeman is the current XCW Hardcore Champion." GB added. "So you know what that means. . .PAY UP, GUYS!"
"I don't think so, GB!" Zack protested. "The night is still young!"
"He's right!" agreed Commissioner Gordon. "The main event is up next! And who knows, we may go out to the Drunken Clam afterwards! Just saying, anything can happen!"
"And anything WILL happen, Gordon!" Space Ghost assured. "Because the Supershow's not over until the fireworks go off."
"Fireworks?" asked Force. "Let me guess, Gwen and Korra are arguing again?"
"No, my friend." answered Space Ghost. "You see, you can't have a Summer Supershow without a fireworks show, so at the conclusion of the main event, the retractable roof of this arena will open, and 400 pounds of fireworks will be shot off into the sky for the XCW superstars and fans alike to see! The Supershow may be coming to an end, but rest assured, we're going out with a bang!"
Space Ghost looked confident at his fellow general managers until the show cut back to the arena.
"A fireworks ceremony?" Early asked aloud.
"This Supershow has everything!" Shake declared.
"You've got that right, Shake. . ." Early said until. . .
. . ."Hero" by Skillet played!
"But right now it is time. . .for the main event!"
The crowd erupted into a chorus of boos as Ben and Gwen Tennyson stepped onto the stage with their respective title belts around their waists. Ben struck a Legend Killer pose while Gwen looked right into the camera and said "The Crest Couple ain't got shit on US!"
"Ever since it was announced that Tai and Sora would face these two cousins from Bellwood, both teams have been involved in a war of words with each other. As unheard of as it is for the Crest Couple to trash talk, it's not surprising that these two are the ones to start it!" Early said, as Ben and Gwen walked down the ramp, with green pyro raining onto the stage behind them!
"You're absolutely right, Early!" Shake agreed. "These two have a lot in common as cousins; their name, their accolades, they're the current CCW Magnus and Females Champions, respectively. . .and their egos are the same massive size! They've done some despicable things to cover up every loss since CCW's inception, and declare themselves the "Best In The Universe" despite them!"
Ben and Gwen slid into the ring under the bottom rope, and Ben climbed onto a top rope, raising the CCW Magnus title belt above his head while Gwen stood in the center of the ring and raised the CCW Females title belt above his head, mouthing the words "Alpha Bitch" to the fans!
"Ben's ran over Autolycus just to get the title vacated, Gwen's wiped a Females title reign from existence to preserve her legacy as the "First and Only" Females Champion, not to mention Ben's recent legal troubles. . .but tonight, the most publicized relatives in fictional wrestling go head-to-head against this business's most publicized couple!"
Ben and Gwen met in their corner, staring down the ramp as. . .
. . ."This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage played! The crowd erupted into deafening cheers as Tai and Sora ran onto the stage and down the ramp!
"Earlier tonight, Ben and Gwen said that Tai and Sora have been defined by their marriage and only their marriage ever since Tai and Sora got married before getting signed to XCW!" informed Early. "If you ask me, Shake, that couldn't be further from the truth!"
Tai and Sora slid into the ring and posed on two opposite turnbuckles toward the fans, both of them raising their title belts high above their heads.
"They have been inseparable since the birth of XCW, I'll give you that!" Shake agreed. "But ever since they've came to this company, they've proven that they can fight in their own matches, without each other in their corner, and fight valiantly, they have! These are two of the best technical wrestlers in their respective divisions today, and they look to not only teach Ben and Gwen a thing or two about humility, but they also look to become the Best Couple in the Universe!"
Tai and Sora stepped over to their corner and shared a brief kiss on the lips while Plankton stood in the center of the ring with a microphone.
"Ladies and gentlemen. . .the following contest. . .is an intergender tag team match scheduled for one fall. . .and it is your Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling main event of the evening!"
The crowd erupted into cheers as Ben and Gwen Tennyson stared Tai and Sora down from their corner.
"Introducing first. . .representing Character Championship Wrestling. . .from Bellwood, Illinois. . .they are the current Character Championship Wrestling Females and Magnus Champions. . ."The Alpha Bitch" and "The Best In The Universe". . .GWEN AND BEN TENNYSON!
The crowd erupted into boos as Ben and Gwen turned around and shouted various obscenities and insults toward the fans.
Tai and Sora looked on at Ben and Gwen in disgust from their corner.
"And their opponents. . .representing Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling. . .from Odaiba, Japan. . .the team of the Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Women's Champion. . .and the Xtreme Cartoon Wrestling Heavyweight Champion of the World. . .SORA TAKENOUCHI AND TAI KAMIYA!"
The crowd exploded into more cheers for the Crest Couple as Sora and Gwen stepped behind the ropes and onto the ring apron while Tai and Ben stepped toward the center of the ring!
"It looks like we're going to start this star-studded main event off with the bearer of the Crest of Courage and the Best in the Universe!" Early declared, as the bell rang and the match began!
Tai and Ben were engaged in a stare down, the two of the them pacing around the ring facing each other. . .until they charged toward each other and met in the center of the ring in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Tai fought out of it by putting Ben in a wrist-lock, wrenching onto his right arm until Ben spun to face Tai and lift him into a fireman's carry position. . .only for the XCW World Champion to drop out of it behind him and shove Ben toward the ropes before leaping up for a dropkick. .but Ben held onto the ropes before bouncing back, causing Tai to whiff on the kick! Ben charged toward Tai only for Tai to Irish whip him across the ring and toward the ropes, with Tai bouncing off the ropes on the opposite side! Ben slid onto his chest, forcing Tai to leap over him and bounce off the ropes in front of him! After he bounced back, Tai took down Ben with a quick arm drag, only for Ben to get right back up and take him down with an arm drag of his own! Tai and Ben dove toward each other for dropkicks, each of them missing their targets. . .leaving Tai and Ben to rise up to their knees and freeze in their actions!
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are at a standoff!" Early declared, as the crowd began to cheer.
"You got that right!" agreed Shake. "These two men are very evenly matched!"
Tai and Ben stepped toward each other, meeting in the center of the ring and getting into another tie-up. Tai put Ben into a waist-lock only for Ben to counter into a waist-lock of his own and punch Tai right in the back of the head! Tai stepped forward, clenching the back of his head in pain until Ben turned Tai around to face him and knocked him back with a right hand. Ben continued to hit the Crest Bearer of Courage with punch after punch until Tai was backed up against the ropes. Ben then Irish whipped Tai across the ring and took him down with a dropkick on the bounceback! Ben quickly went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Tai kicked out!
Ben grabbed a fistful of Tai's hair and pulled him up to his feet, only for Tai to nail the Best in the Universe with an uppercut that broke his grip. As Ben stepped back a bit, Tai nailed him in the chest with a chop, the crowd "WOOO"ing in unison with the slap against Ben's body. Tai continued to hit Ben with chop after chop until he was backed up against the ropes on a different side of the ring. Tai then Irish whipped Ben across the ring and took him down with a drop toe hold, then went to apply an STF, but Ben put Tai into a side headlock and took down the XCW Champion with a hip toss! Ben stood back up only to fall back down for an elbow to the sternum, but Tai rolled out of the way, causing Ben to hit the canvas! Tai then bounced off the ropes behind him and landed a Leg Drop onto Ben! Tai went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Ben kicked out! Tai pulled Ben up to a standing position. . .only for Ben to rake his eyes! Tai covered his face in pain until Ben ran toward him. . .and took him down with a chop block right in front of Sora!
"We've seen very few offensive moves so far in this main event matchup, but Ben Tennyson looks to have gained the upper hand in the fashion that is to be expected from him!" Early said, as Ben pulled Tai up by the hair, looking right at Sora with a devilish grin. . .until Tai elbowed him in the face and took him down with a Side Headlock Takedown, then wrenched on his neck before standing up and kicking him three times in the ribs! Tai then rolled Ben back into the center of the ring and went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Ben kicked out! Once Tai pulled Ben up to his feet, Ben surprised him with a punch to the kidney, then put him in a waist-lock and brought him down with a Russian Leg Sweep! Ben went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Tai kicked out!
Ben pulled Tai up to a standing position and drug him by the hair to his corner. . .and tagged in Gwen Tennyson, who entered the ring to massive boos from the crowd!
"And for the first time in this match, we're going to see the female halves of each team fight each other, starting with the "Alpha Bitch" Gwen Tennyson!" Early said, as Gwen looked at the fans and yelled "FIRST AND ONLY!" before joining Ben in mudhole stomping Tai in the corner!
"Gwen may be the legal woman, but Tai has to leave the ring!" Shake said, as the referee ordered Gwen to back off of Tai, but Gwen ignored it, and continued mudhole stomping Tai with her cousin!
"The Alpha Bitch and the Best in the Universe want to savor this beatdown!" Early said. "And by God, they're more than just kicking the snot out of the XCW World Heavyweight Champion, they're humiliating him!"
Gwen and Ben continued mudhole stomping into Tai's body in the corner. . .
. . .UNTIL SORA GRABBED GWEN FROM BEHIND AND TOOK HER DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT! Sora went for the quick cover 1. . .2. . .Gwen kicked out!
"But Sora Takenouchi, Tai Kamiya's better half, has seen enough of it! And now we're about to see the second and first-ranked females in fictional wrestling square off in that very ring!" Shake said, as Sora pulled Gwen up to her feet and put her in a collar-and-elbow tie up. . . only for Gwen to shove Sora against the ropes behind her, and on the bounceback, go for a bulldog. . .only for Sora to shove her off of her grip, and send her toward the ropes in front of her! Gwen bounced back and right into a clothesline from Sora! Sora then ran against the ropes and went for a jumping moonsault. . .but Gwen rolled out of the way, causing Sora to hit the mat! Gwen then bounced off the ropes next to her and nailed her with a sliding dropkick! Gwen went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Sora kicked out!
Gwen pulled Sora up to her feet and whacked her across the face with a vicious slap! Sora snapped her head back to face Gwen and furiously locked her in a tie-up, then put her in a front face lock and nailed her in the back of the head with an elbow before spinning around to face her back and go for a neckbreaker. . .
. . .but Gwen countered out of it, spinning around to face Sora's back, and then gave her a back rake! Sora winced in pain until Gwen put Sora in a front face lock. . ..raised her up, and took her down with a Northern Lights suplex pin attempt! Gwen went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Sora kicked out! Gwen slapped the mat in frustration before pulling Sora up by the hair and throwing her into the corner. Gwen thrust her shoulder into Sora's torso, then stepped back and ran toward her again, ramming her shoulder into Sora's body again! Gwen then ran to the opposite corner, raised a hand before yelling "FIRST AND ONLY!" to boos from the crowd. . .and charged out of the corner. . .
. . .only for Sora to spin out of the way, causing Gwen to hit the steel post shoulder-first! Gwen slowly pulled herself out of the corner. . .and right into a Monkey Flip from Sora! Sora went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Gwen kicked out! Sora pulled Gwen up to her feet and went for a chop, but Gwen blocked it and slapped Sora right across the face, to massive boos from the crowd!
"So far, Sora and Gwen are putting on a fight to be expected from the two top-ranked wrestlers according to the FWC character rankings, and it looks like the tensions between these two females are only going to escalate!" Early said, as Sora, incensed with anger, put Gwen in a collar-and-elbow tie-up and drove her toward the ropes!
"You got that right!" agreed Shake. "Their completely opposite personalities could make this a barn-burner!"
Sora attempted to push Gwen back-first into her corner. . .
. . .but Gwen nailed Sora in the abdomen with a high knee! Sora faltered a bit, allowing Gwen to take Sora down with a drop toe hold, causing her to land neck-first onto the middle rope! Sora clenched her throat as she crumbled to the mat, gasping for breath. . .until Gwen stepped back a bit, ran toward Sora, and kicked her right into the ribs, sending her to roll under the bottom rope and land onto the ringside floor! Gwen looked over the ropes at the Crest-bearer of Love with a sly smirk before stepping over the middle rope. . .sizing Sora up from the ring apron. . .
. . .AND TAKING HER DOWN WITH A DIVING LEG DROP! Gwen leapt back up to her feet as the referee began the ten count!
"And Gwen Tennyson is just having her way with the XCW Women's Champion!" Early said, as Gwen grabbed Sora by the hair and drug her toward the steel steps.
"No kidding! Sora's gotta be prepared for brutality like this, because she's defending her Women's Championship against Princess Peach at Heatwave in a Hardcore match!"
Gwen pulled Sora's head up. . .AND RAMMED HER FACE INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Ben looked on from his corner, cheering his cousin on while Tai looked on in shock from his corner, while still giving Sora cheers of encouragement. Meanwhile, Gwen pulled Sora's head up again. . .AND SMASHED HER FACE INTO THE STEEL STEPS AGAIN!
"Good grief! The Alpha Bitch could be disfiguring the pretty face of Sora Takenouchi!" Early called, as the referee's count reached five. Gwen raised Sora's head once again. . .
. . .THRUST IT AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS. . .
. . .only for Sora to nail Gwen in the shin with a kick! Sora then put the CCW Females Champion in a headlock, drug her toward the ring apron, and smashed her face against it! Sora pulled Gwen up by the hair again and rammed her face into the ring apron two more times before sliding her into the ring under the bottom rope. Sora stepped onto the ring apron behind her before climbing up to the top rope. . .sizing Gwen up. . .
. . .AND KNOCKING GWEN INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! Sora crawled toward Gwen and went for a cover 1. . .2. . .Gwen kicked out! Sora rolled off Gwen and crawled toward her corner, where Tai stood slapping his hand on the top turnbuckle in front of him, while Ben stood in the opposite corner extending his arm out toward Gwen for a tag!
"The XCW Women's and CCW Female's Champions finally got their hands on each other, but now they're desperate for a tag to their significant others!" Early observed as Sora and Gwen crawled ever closer to Tai and Ben. . .
. . .until Gwen successfully made the tag to Ben first! Sora inched closer to Tai. . .until Ben charged toward the XCW World Champion and hit him with a European uppercut that knocked him off the ring apron and down to the ringside floor!
"OH COME ON! You're gonna face him anyway! What was the point of that?" Early asked in disgust while the crowd booed at the "Best in the Universe". Ben looked on at Tai from the ring, mocking him and laughing at him!
"He felt like throwing more of his weight around as the "Best in the Universe". Tai and Sora saved the universe too, but it never went to their heads!" Shake said, as Tai clenched his forehead while glaring up at Ben from the ringside floor! Tai growled under his breath before rising up to his feet and charging toward the ring, making the tag with Sora right before sliding under the bottom rope and driving Ben against the ropes behind him! As Ben and Tai bounced back, Tai Irish whipped him across the ring and took him down with a clothesline! Ben rolled up to his feet only for Tai to take him down with another clothesline! Ben strafed back up to a standing position until Tai took him back down with a neckbreaker! Tai quickly went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Ben kicked out!
Tai pulled Ben up by the collar, only for Ben to surprise him with a right hand to the face, knocking Tai back a bit. Ben then slugged Tai in the face with another right hand before picking him up by the waist and slamming him down with a Shin Breaker! Ben then ran against the ropes behind him and slammed Tai down to the mat face-first with a bulldog! Ben went for another cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .2. . .Tai kicked out! Ben muttered "DAMN IT" under his breath in frustration while pulling Tai back up by the hair. Ben went for another tie-up. . .only for Tai to kick Ben in the midsection and plant him with a Facebuster! Tai went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Ben kicked out!
Tai rolled Ben onto his chest and proceeded to grab his arm to lock it in an armbar submission maneuver. . .only for Ben to roll onto Tai's chest and nail him in the face with a series of right hands!
"Ben countered out of the XCW World Heavyweight Champion's attempted submission maneuver, and now, by God, he's keeping the upper hand!" Early said, as Ben pulled Tai back up to his feet and threw him back-first into a corner before nailing him in the ribs with a kick! Ben followed up with a three-punch combination that left Tai dazed. . .as Ben backed up to the opposite corner. . .
. . .went for a corner splash. . .
. . .but Tai spun out of the corner in time, causing Ben to hit the top turnbuckle face-first! Ben stumbled around the ring in a daze. . .
. . .and right into a Snap Suplex from Tai! Tai quickly went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .2. . .Ben kicked out! Tai couldn't believe it! Tai then pulled Ben up to his feet and slapped him across the chest with a swift backhanded chop! Tai continued to hit Ben with chop after chop until he was backed up into the corner. Tai hammered away at Ben's body with various chops, kicks and punches that culminated with a judo kick to the back of Ben's head! Ben collapsed onto the mat face-first while Tai climbed up to the top rope!
"And just like that, Tai Kamiya is back in control of this main event matchup, and is now looking to go high-risk!" Early said, while Ben pushed himself up to his knees. . .only to fall face-up onto the mat, clenching the back of his head! Tai reached the top rope. . .
. . .sized Ben up. . .
. . .but Gwen stepped onto the second rope behind Tai and shoved him off the ropes, down to the mat!
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Early screamed as Sora looked on, mouth agape in disgust.
"The Alpha Bitch is certainly living up to her nickname right now!" Shake declared, as Ben grabbed Tai's leg. . .lifted it up. . .and slammed his knee down to the mat with a Knee Smash! Tai sold his knee in pain until Ben pulled Tai back up to a standing position. . .Irish whipped him into a corner, following right behind him. . .
. . .and landing a running corner dropkick right into Tai's sternum! Ben pulled Tai by the leg back into the center of the ring and landed a knee drop right to Tai's chest! Ben then went for a cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .2. . .Tai kicked out! Ben stood up to his knees, furrowing his brow in anger!
"The resiliency of our World Champion is starting to get on the nerves of Ben Tennyson!" Early said, as Ben drug Tai toward his corner. . .
. . .but Tai grabbed onto Ben's arm, and pulled himself back up to a standing position before keeping Ben in a wrist-lock! Tai maneuvered over to Ben's backside, then latched onto his waist. . .and brought him down with a Back Suplex! Tai then ran toward the ropes behind him and landed a springboard elbow to the Best in the Universe! Tai went for a cover 1. . .2. . .Ben kicked out!
"BAH GAWD, Shake, these two World Champions are giving it all they've got right now!" Early said.
"You got that right, Early!" Shake agreed. "Gwen's stuck her nose in the men's fight, but Tai and Ben are still neck-and-neck! And now it appears they're looking to make a tag to their significant others!"
Tai crawled up to his knees while Ben sat up, selling his abdomen as he stood up and stepped toward Gwen, successfully making the tag right as Tai managed to tag in Sora, who climbed up to the top rope and leapt toward Gwen as she entered the ring. . .
. . .but Gwen caught Sora's attempt at a Diving Crossbody and went for a small package! The referee made the count 1. . .2. . .Sora kicked out! The XCW Women's Champion strafed up to her feet, glaring at her adversary as she met her in the center of the ring with a collar-and-elbow tie-up! Sora put Gwen in a front face lock only for Gwen to surprise Sora with a soccer kick to the midsection, breaking her grip. After a series of soccer kicks, Gwen then pulled Sora down with a snapmare, then hit her with a dropkick to the back! Gwen then ran against the ropes behind her and landed a leg drop onto Sora's chest! Gwen then went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Sora kicked out!
Gwen grabbed Sora by the hair and pulled her up, then swung her leg forward for another soccer kick. . .but Sora caught it in time and took her down with a Dragon Screw! With a grip still on Gwen's legs, Sora stood back up. . .and slingshot Gwen face first into a corner turnbuckle! Gwen ambled around the ring in a daze until Sora took her down with a Jawbreaker! Sora went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Gwen grabbed onto the bottom rope with her hand! Sora then pulled Gwen into the center of the ring, then turned her onto her chest. . .and put her in a Mexican Surfboard submission hold! Gwen shrieked in agonizing pain as the referee asked the Alpha Bitch if she wanted to quit. Gwen violently shook her head no as Sora intensified the hold!
"The Mexican Surfboard is a deadly submission maneuver! Could Sora have Gwen beaten here?" Early wondered as Gwen winced in pain. . .
. . .until Ben slid into the ring and baseball slid right into Sora, breaking up the hold!
"But the Best in the Universe makes the save for his cousin!" Shake called, as Ben stood up with a smirk. . .
. . .ONLY TO BE MET WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY FROM TAI! Tai and Ben rolled out of the ring while Gwen laid prone from the damage done by the Mexican Surfboard as Sora went for another cover! 1. . .2. . .Gwen kicked out! Sora looked down at Gwen in disbelief before pulling her up to her feet and Irish whipping her into the corner.
Meanwhile, on the ringside floor, Tai and Ben stood up and charged toward each other, with Ben grabbing Tai's arm and Irish whipping him right into the ring post near the commentator's area, with Tai's head colliding into it with a sickening clang! Back in the ring, Sora hit Gwen in the chest with backhanded chop after chop until Gwen fell to one knee, selling her body. Sora then backed up to the opposing corner, raised a fist above her head toward the fans before running back toward Gwen. . .
. . .WHO SURPRISED SORA WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Sora careened backwards, selling her face until she turned around. . .
. . .AND RECEIVED A LOU THESZ PRESS FROM GWEN! While Gwen hammered away at Sora's face with furious right hands, the referee saw Tai and Ben brawling near the commentator's area and headed in their direction! Gwen stood back up and posed for the fans, who returned with a chorus of boos back at her. Gwen's eyes narrowed at the raucous crowd as she turned back around. . .and was taken down by a swinging neckbreaker by Sora!
Back outside the ring, Ben pulled Tai up by the hair and went to slam his face into the barricade. . .but the referee made it in time to order Ben and Tai back to their respective corners! They reluctantly did so, but stared each other down the whole way!
"Tempers are flaring even more between Tai and Ben Tennyson!" Early observed.
"No kidding!" agreed Shake. "I have a feeling that when these two men are tagged back in, they'll burn the house down!"
While the referee was still out of the ring, Sora pulled Gwen back up and put her in a waist-lock. . .
. . .BUT GWEN NAILED SORA WITH A BACK KICK LOW BLOW! Sora fell to the mat, clenching her groin in pain as the crowd's boos reached deafening levels!
"AND THE ALPHA BITCH JUST TOOK SORA DOWN WITH A DAMN LOW BLOW! THE REFEREE NEVER SAW IT!" Early screamed in disgust while Gwen wrapped Sora in a waist-lock, slammed her back down with a belly-to-back side slam. . .and locked in a Hammerlock just as the referee came back into the ring!
"And thanks to a bitch move from the Alpha Bitch, Gwen Tennyson's got Sora Takenouchi right where she wants her in that Hammerlock submission maneuver!" Early said, as Sora cried in agonizing pain while inching toward the ropes!
"Sora's a fine high-flyer, but with that move locked in, there's no way she'll get off the ground!" added Shake while the referee knelt down and asked Sora if she wanted to quit. Sora violently shook her head no while worming her way toward her corner. . .with Tai extending his hand out for a tag!
"Sora's fighting her way toward her husband for a tag! Will she make it?" Early called as Sora inched closer toward her corner. . .
. . .extended her hand out. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .BUT GWEN PULLED SORA BY THE LEGS BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
"BUT GWEN DOESN'T WANT ANY OF THAT HAPPENING HERE TONIGHT!" Shake declared, as Gwen reapplied the hold, with the ropes too far for Sora to reach!
The referee asked Sora once again if she wanted to quit, but Sora once again shook her head no. . .before intensifying the hold. . .
. . .AND ADDING AN STF FOR GOOD MEASURE!
"The Tennysons have the CCW Magnus and Female's titles, the number one rankings in the FWC polls, and now they may have the numbers of Tai Kamiya and Sora Takenouchi!" said Early, while Sora tried inching toward the ropes but to no avail. Putting more pressure on the STF than the Hammerlock, Gwen continued wrenching on Sora's neck, screaming "TAP OUT, BITCH!" Sora's face contorted into a look of anger as Gwen kept the STF hold applied. . .while Sora inched once more toward the ropes. . .but could only get so far. With a swift burst of adrenaline, Sora planted her hands flat onto the mat. . .and tried to push herself up! Gwen continued applying the STF as Sora got onto one knee. . .and hit Gwen in the chest with an elbow! Gwen's grip on Sora's neck began to loosen as Sora got to her second knee. . .and elbowed Gwen once again! With the fans on their feet, Gwen could only let go of the STF hold as Sora finally came back to a standing position. . .
. . .and take Gwen down with the Youngblood Neckbreaker! Sora draped her arm over Gwen's body for a cover! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 GWEN KICKED OUT! Sora rolled off Gwen for the cover, looking up at the ceiling catching her breath as the referee began the ten count!
"Gwen Tennyson had Sora dead to rights with the Hammerlock/STF combination, but the XCW Women's Champion fought her way out of it!" Early said. "And now things are neck-and-neck between the two champions once again!"
"The last thing we want is another tie to end the night!" Shake called. "Come on, girls! Get up and beat the crap out of each other!"
Sora and Gwen slowly rose up to their feet. . .met in the center of the ring. . .and began trading right hands, with the crowd cheering "YAY!" in unison with Sora's punches, and chanting "BOOO!" in unison with Gwen's punches. They continued hitting each other with right hand after right hand until Sora surprised Gwen with a left hand instead of a right! Sora began to dominate Gwen with thunderous right hands that backed her up against the ropes. Sora then Irish whipped Gwen across the ring, and took her down with an Alabama Slam on the bounceback before following up with another falling elbow! Sora went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 GWEN KICKED OUT! Sora grimaced as she pulled Gwen back up by the hair. . .until the Alpha Bitch surprised the Crestbearer of Love with a headbutt! Sora sold her head in pain until Gwen whacked Sora in the abdomen with another soccer kick! Gwen hit Sora with another soccer kick before backing up against the ropes and running toward her, taking her down with a Shin Breaker of her own! Gwen then backed up toward her corner. . .climbed up the top rope. . .and successfully landed a Diving Stomp onto Sora's abdomen! Gwen went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 SORA KICKED OUT! Gwen rolled her eyes in annoyance before grabbing Sora with a fistful of hair, only for Sora to nail her between the eyes with an elbow. With Gwen dazed momentarily, Sora lifted the Alpha Bitch up in a fireman's carry position, ran forward for a rolling fireman's carry slam. . .only for Gwen to drop out of it and shove Sora toward the ropes in front of her. Sora bounced back. . .
. . .AND RIGHT INTO THE KNEECAPITATION FROM GWEN! Gwen went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 SORA KICKED OUT! Gwen couldn't believe it! Gwen then stood up and grabbed Sora's legs in an attempt to put her in an Argentine leglock. . .but Sora kicked Gwen toward the ropes! After the bounceback, Sora leapt up. . .
. . .and took down Gwen with a Tornado DDT! Sora went for the cover, hooking the leg 1. . .
2. . .
. . ..2.75 GWEN KICKED OUT! Sora hit Gwen with two swift kicks to the abdomen after pulling her back up, then took her back down with a Spinning Wheel Kick! Sora then strode toward a corner turnbuckle, and began to climb up as the fans rose to their feet again!
"And now Sora Takenouchi, looking to go high-risk!" Early declared, as Gwen stumbled up to her feet, selling her jaw!
"Sora's in the driver's seat—" Shake said as Sora sized Gwen up. . .
. . .leapt off the top rope for a Crossbody. . .
. . .
. . .AND RIGHT INTO A COMPLETE SHOT FROM GWEN!
"NOOOOO!" Early screamed. "GWEN CAUGHT SORA IN MID-AIR WITH THE COMPLETE SHOT! COULD THAT BE ALL SHE WROTE?"
Gwen rolled on top of Sora for the cover! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.75 SORA KICKED OUT! Gwen looked up at the referee with eyes wide, and mouth agape in disbelief!
"OH MAH GAWD, HOW CLOSE WAS THAT?" Early yelled as Gwen stood up and began arguing with the referee, violently screaming in his face!
"And now Gwen's throwing a temper tantrum right at the referee!" called Shake, as the fans began to chant "PMS! PMS! PMS!" Gwen looked around at all the fans, now enraged with anger before finally directing her attention to Sora, who had pulled herself up with the ropes. Gwen then darted back toward the XCW Women's Champion. . .leapt up for a running armbreaker. . .
. . .but Sora caught her at the right moment and set her on her shoulders in a fireman's carry! Sora then ran forward. . .
. . .AND FINALLY PLANTED GWEN WITH A ROLLING FIREMAN'S CARRY SLAM! Sora strafed back up, ran toward the ropes in front of her. . .
. . .and connected with a springboard moonsault! Sora went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. ..
. . .
2. . .
. . .
. . .2.99 GWEN KICKED OUT, SHOVING SORA RIGHT OFF HER! Gwen rose up to her feet, heavily catching her breath as she stared down Sora. Gwen charged toward the XCW Women's Champion and put her in a tie-up, shoving her toward the ropes, but Sora hit Gwen's arm with an elbow and Irish whipped her across the ring. . .only for Gwen to counter with an Irish whip of her own! Sora bounced off the ropes. . .and Gwen took her down with an Arm Drag! Sora strafed back up to her feet. . .only for Gwen to take her down with another Arm Drag! Gwen then backed up against the ropes, almost foaming at the mouth taunting for Sora to stand back up! Sora then slowly staggered back up to her feet. . .
. . .UNTIL GWEN TOOK HER DOWN WITH THE MAGIC BACKBREAKER! Selling her torso from the fight, Gwen turned Sora onto her back and went for a cover of her own in the center of the ring, hooking the leg! 1. . .
. . .
2. . .
. . .
. . .2.99 SORA KICKED OUT! Gwen rolled off Sora, literally kicking and screaming in the center of the ring!
"The Alpha Bitch is almost near tears over the fact she just can't get her way!" Shake said, as Gwen rolled onto her chest and began to crawl toward Ben!
"But she's looking to tag in the 'Best in the Universe'!" Early called, as Sora began inching toward Tai, who stood in his corner extending his arm out for a tag!
"And the XCW World Heavyweight Champion wants nothing more than to get one more piece of the Best in the Universe!" Shake added, as both girls came closer to their corners! Sora and Gwen wormed closer to their Tai and Ben. . .
. . .extended their arms out. . .
. . .moved ever closer. . .their fingertips almost brushing. . .
. . .
. . .
.. .AND SUCCESSFULLY MADE THE TAGS IN TO TAI AND BEN!
"AND THE ROOF IS ON FIRE HERE IN THE HYDROX ARENA, AS THE XCW WORLD CHAMPION AND THE CCW MAGNUS CHAMPION ARE BACK IN THE RING!" Early screamed, as Tai and Ben entered the ring from their corners and charged toward each other, meeting in a tie-up in the center of the ring! Ben put Tai in a front face-lock before taking him down with a Snapmare, then ran against the ropes behind him for a dropkick to the head. . .but Tai spun out of the way! After Ben landed on his back, Tai landed a series of stomps to his chest before pulling him back up to his feet and whacking him in the chest with a series of backhanded chops! Tai continued slapping Ben's chest with chop after chop until Ben managed to block one, kick Tai in the midsection. . .
. . .only for Tai to catch his foot before the impact! Tai threw Ben's foot back down and picked him up for an Alabama Slam. . .but Ben slipped out of it behind Tai. . .and took him down with a pumphandle gutbuster! Ben went for the cover on Tai, hooking the leg! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 TAI KICKED OUT! Ben punched the mat in frustration before pulling Tai back up by the hair. . .only for Tai to grab Ben's wrist and wrench on his arm before Irish whipping him across the ring, then taking him down with an armbreaker on the bounceback! Tai then grabbed Ben's arm again, pulling him back up to his feet and maneuvering behind him before lifting him up. . .and taking him down with a back suplex! Tai went for a cover of his own 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.5 BEN KICKED OUT! Tai stood back up to his feet, waiting for Ben to stand back up. Ben managed to stagger up to his feet right before Tai grabbed Ben by the arm, draped it over his shoulder. . .lifted him up for a suplex. . .
. . .but Ben dropped out of it behind him and slugged Tai with a punch to the kidney! Ben then put Tai in a headlock, set him up for Rear Chancery. . .
. . .but Tai spun out of it and put Ben into a waist-lock. . .only for Ben to drive Tai backwards against the ropes behind him! Tai quickly shoved Ben off him, sending him across the ring! As Ben bounced back, Tai charged toward him for a knee to the gut. . .
. . .ONLY TO EAT A SPEAR FROM BEN! Ben sneered in satisfaction as he went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.75 TAI KICKED OUT! Ben couldn't believe it, raising three fingers up to the referee, insisting that the count was three!
"Ben Tennyson truly thought he had Tai beat there, but it's gonna take a little more than that!" Early said, as Ben furrowed his brow in anger, then pulled Tai back up by the hair to slap him in the chest with a backhanded chop of his own! Ben hit Tai in the chest with a flurry of chops before finishing off the strikes with a right hand to the face, knocking Tai for a loop. Ben then caught Tai in a waist-lock. . .
. . .THEN CONNECTED WITH THE BKT! Ben then lifted Tai back up again for another waist-lock. . .but Tai hit him with an elbow to the ribs in desperation! Tai spun around to face his adversary then nailed him in the face with a right hand of his own, then took him down with a reverse DDT! Instead of going for the cover, Tai instead pulled Ben back up. . .draped his arm over his shoulder. . .lifted him up. . .
. . .AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX! Tai quickly went for the cover 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.75 BEN KICKED OUT! Tai rolled off Ben from the cover in disbelief! Tai staggered up to a knee, catching his breath while Ben pushed himself up to his knees.
"Both men are visibly fatigued. . .who's gonna leave the XCW Summer Supershow a winner?" Early wondered, as Tai and Ben charged into another tie-up. Tai maneuvered under Ben and took him down with a Fireman's Carry only for Ben to strafe back up upon hitting the mat. Tai then Irish whipped Ben hard toward the ropes on the left side of the ring, then leapt over him as he bounced back. Tai went for a kick right to his face, but Ben slid right under it, then swept Tai's legs out from under him, knocking him down to the mat face-down! Ben then grabbed Tai's legs and pulled them up to put him in the Boston Crab. . .but Tai fought out of it, and kicked Ben against the ropes behind him! With a burst of adrenaline, Tai flipped back up to his feet and dove toward Ben for a crossbody block. . .
. . .ONLY FOR BEN TO HIT TAI WITH A CROSSBODY BLOCK OF HIS OWN, WITH BEN AND TAI COLLIDING INTO EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME! Both men were down in the center of the ring as the crowd rose back up to their feet, applauding and chanting "THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!"
"TAI IS DOWN! BEN IS DOWN! WHO'S GONNA WIN THIS MAIN EVENT MATCHUP?" Early screamed unintelligibly as Tai and Ben slowly rose up to their feet, the two World Champions gasping for breath their entire way up. Tai and Ben began trading right hands in the center of the ring, and continued to do so until Ben managed to block a punch from Tai and come back with a kick to the midsection! Ben then put Tai into a wrist-lock and Irish whipped him across the ring. . .
. . .BUT TAI LEAPT OFF THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HIM AND TOOK BEN DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA PIN ATTEMPT! The referee made the count 1. . .
. . .
2. . .
. . .
. . .2.99 BEN KICKED OUT! Ben turned around to face Tai and slugged him with a hard uppercut that sent Tai reeling against the ropes behind him! Ben rose up to his feet. . .
. . .AND CAUGHT TAI WITH A POWERSLAM AS HE BOUNCED BACK! Ben staggered back up to his feet, staring Tai down with a sly glare as he pulled Tai back up to his feet. . .
. . .AND PUT HIM IN A FIREMAN'S CARRY POSITION ON HIS SHOULDERS!
"This might be it! Tennyson may have our champion cornered-" Shake exclaimed as Ben went for the AA. . .
. . .but Tai slid out of it, landing behind Ben and shoving him toward the ropes! Ben caught himself upon impact before Tai charged toward the Best in the Universe for a clothesline. . .
. . .but Ben pulled the top rope down, sending Tai flying over the ropes. . .until he grabbed onto the middle rope just in time! Tai pulled himself up to the ring apron and re-entered the ring. . .
. . .or, he would have if Ben didn't nail him in the chest with a shoulder thrust! Tai faltered back a bit, selling his chest in pain until Ben nailed him with a right hand to the midsection. . .before putting him in a headlock and pulling him back into the ring above the middle rope, with his feet resting on the rope!
"OH NO!" Shake screamed as Ben looked around at the XCW fans with a sly grin forming on his face. . .
. . .BEFORE PLANTING TAI ONTO THE MAT WITH A HANGMAN'S DDT! Ben then went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .
. . .
2. . .
. . .
. . .2.99 TAI'S FOOT RESTED ON THE ROPES! Ben looked down at Tai with eyes wide, seething with anger as he stood up from the cover!
"THE CCW MAGNUS CHAMPION'S GOT THE CRAZY EYES!" Early yelled. "HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TO WIN THIS MATCH!"
"GET UP, CHAMP!" Ben taunted, as he watched Tai pull himself up to his feet with the ropes. Tai then staggered around to face Ben. . .
. . .WHO LEAPT UP. . .
"I THINK HE'S GONNA GO ON A TRIP THAT'S INTERGALATIC—"
. . .BUT TAI GRABBED ONTO HIS WAIST AND PLANTED HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Tai kept his grip on Ben's waist as he pulled him back up to his feet. . .and took him down with ANOTHER German Suplex!
"MAYBE NOT, SHAKE!" Early screamed! "TAI STILL HAS SIGNS OF LIFE!"
Tai continued gripping Ben's waist as he staggered back up to a standing position. . .lifted him up. . .and dropped him with a THIRD AND FINAL GERMAN SUPLEX! Tai draped his body over Ben's for a cover! 1. . .
. . .
2. . .
"IT'S OVER—"
. . .
. . .2.9999999999999999999 GWEN PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Early shouted at a deafening level!
"AND GWEN TENNYSON, LIKE HER COUSIN WOULD FOR HER, HAS RESORTED TO DESPERATE MEASURES TO ENSURE A VICTORY FOR BEN—WAIT A MINUTE!" Shake exclaimed. . .
. . .UNTIL SORA LEAPT OFF A NEARBY CORNER AND TOOK GWEN DOWN WITH A DIVING SPEAR!
"BAH GAWD IT'S DISSOLVED TO CHAOS OUT HERE BETWEEN THE ALPHA BITCH AND THE XCW WOMEN'S CHAMPION!" Early screamed, as Tai limped toward a corner and climbed up to the top rope!
"BUT BACK IN THE RING, TAI'S ABOUT TO WIN IT FOR HIM AND SORA!" Shake yelled as Tai posed on the corner. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .before leaping off the top rope. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .AND RIGHT INTO THE INTERGALACTIC FROM BEN!
"OHHHHH MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD!" Shake shrieked as Tai and Ben lay prone in the center of the ring!
"AN INTERGALACTIC IN MID-AIR! BEN CAUGHT TAI WITH THE INTERGALACTIC IN MID-AIR! AND NOW BEN'S IN POSITION TO PICK UP THE VICTORY!" Early bellowed as Gwen pulled the referee up and shoved him back into the ring under the bottom rope, right before getting tackled to the ringside floor by Sora! Meanwhile, back in the ring, Ben pushed Tai onto his back for the cover!
"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!" Early cried!
"WELL, BELIEVE IT, EARLY!" Shake said, as the referee made the count! "BECAUSE TONIGHT. . ."
1. . .
". . .THE XCW SUMMER SUPERSHOW. . ."
. . .
2. . .
. . .
"IS ALL ABOUT THE TENNYSONS—"
. . .2.9999999999999999999999999 TAI KICKED OUT!
"CAN YOU BELIEVE THE RESILENCY AND THE FORTITUDE OF TAI KAMIYA?" Early screamed, as Ben kneeled up from the cover, his eye twitching in disbelief!
"BEN SURE CAN'T!" answered Shake. "HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!"
Ben then stood up, looked down at the referee. . .AND NAILED HIM WITH A PUNT TO THE HEAD!
"AND HE JUST DID ON THE REFEREE!" Early called. "THAT DAMN TENNYSON CAN'T WIN A FAIR FIGHT!"
Ben then staggered out of the ring and lumbered to the ringside area, where he grabbed Tai's XCW World Heavyweight Championship belt!
"And now he's planning on knocking Tai out with his own title belt!" Shake observed as Ben slid back into the ring, but not before looking at Gwen headbutt Sora at ringside and saying "You've got her, cuz!"
"Gwen receiving her cousin's seal of approval for the beating she's about to put on Sora!" Early said, as Gwen set Sora's head between her legs for a piledriver. . .
. . .BUT SORA DROVE GWEN AGAINST THE RING APRON! Gwen screamed in agonizing pain, selling her back. Sora then leapt up. . .
. . .AND TOOK GWEN DOWN WITH A SORACANRANA ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
Back in the ring, Tai had pulled himself up to his knees with the ring ropes next to him as Ben cocked back the XCW World title belt behind his head. . .
. . .BUT TAI DUCKED THE BELT SHOT! Ben turned in Tai's direction and received a kick to the midsection, forcing the Best in the Universe to drop the belt! Tai then draped Ben's arm over his shoulder. . .
. . .raised him high in the air. . .
. . .AND PLANTED HIM ONTO THE MAT WITH A BRAINBUSTER!
"TAI KAMIYA WITH A BRAINBUSTER!" Early yelled. "TAI ADDED A NEW MOVE TO HIS REPERTOIRE!"
Tai then pointed back at a corner, to cheers from the crowd as he began to step toward it!
"But he's going back to using his old favorite weapon: his head!" Shake said while Tai climbed up to the top rope!
Meanwhile, Sora made her way back onto the ring apron near her corner. . .unaware that Gwen was slowly making her way back up from the ringside floor!
Back in the ring, Tai sized Ben up. . .
". . .in the form of. . ."
. . .
. . .
. . .leapt off the top rope. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
". . .the TAI DIVE!"
. . .
. . .AND CONNECTED WITH THE TAI DIVE!
Tai fidgeted and squirmed upon making impact before crawling on top of Ben for a cover as the referee regains consciousness!
"TAI WITH THE COVER! THE REFEREE IS BACK UP!"
The referee made the count! 1. . .
"TAI AND SORA. . ."
. . .
2. . .
. . .
"ARE THE DOMINANT COUPLE. . ."
. . .
. . .2.99999999999999 GWEN BROKE UP THE THREE COUNT WITH AN ELBOW DROP!
". . .IN THIS BUSIN—NOOOOOOOOO! THE ALPHA BITCH BROKE UP THE THREE COUNT!" Early shouted as Gwen kicked the referee out of the ring, while Sora entered the ring and charged toward Gwen. . .ran toward Sora. . .
. . .who entered the ring and tackled Gwen down to the mat, with the two redheads hitting each other in the face with various punches and slaps!
"CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!" Shake screamed in excitement as Sora and Gwen rolled out of the ring from under the bottom rope, down to the ringside floor!
"The top ranked female wrestlers in this business are certainly going at it as fierce as we expected, Shake!" Early said. "And so are Ben and Tai—"
In the ring, Tai had risen to his feet and stood right over Ben. . .went to lock in the Crossface-
"LOOK AT TAI! GOING FOR THE CROSSFACE—"
-BUT BEN NAILED TAI IN BETWEEN THE LEGS WITH A LOW BLOW!
"NOOOOO! BEN RESORTING TO A DRASTIC MEASURE TO KEEP HIMSELF IN THIS MATCHUP!" Early screamed, before Ben took Tai down. . .AND LOCKED IN THE CLOVERLEAF QUASAR!
"AND NOW TAI'S TRAPPED IN THE QUASAR!" Early shouted. "HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE HAS GOT THE CLOVERLEAF LOCKED IN!"
Tai screamed in agonizing pain as Ben intensified the hold with all his might!
"TAI'S SO CLOSE TO THE ROPES!" Early cried!
"BUT THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND OUT! THERE'S NO REFEREE!" Shake informed as Tai inched closer and closer to the ropes. . .
. . .AS A SECOND REFEREE RAN DOWN THE RAMP TOWARD THE RING!
"Ask and you shall receive, Shake! CAN TAI HOLD OUT FOR JUST A LITTLE LONGER?" Early wondered as Tai inched closer to the ropes. . .
. . .extended his arm out. . .
. . .AND MADE IT TO THE ROPE—NO! GWEN PULLED THE ROPE FURTHER AWAY FROM TAI'S GRASP BEFORE THE NEW REFEREE COULD ENTER THE RING!
"TAI WOULD'VE REACHED THE ROPES, BUT THE DAMN ALPHA BITCH OF CCW IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO ASSURE VICTORY FOR HER FAMILY!" Shake screamed in disgust while Ben moved Tai into the center of the ring, and reapplied the Cloverleaf Quasar!
"TAI'S BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! COME ON, KID! GET TO THE ROPES!" Early cried.
"GWEN'S WATCHING THE ROPES LIKE WHITE ON RICE! THERE'S NOWHERE FOR TAI TO GO!" Shake countered, as the referee asked Tai if he wanted to quit. Tai shook his head no. . .only for Ben to intensify the hold!
"BEST IN THE UNIVERSE!" Ben shouted at the top of his lungs, as Tai tried to inch closer to the ropes, but to no avail! He kept his arm raised high above the mat as he wormed as close as he could to the ropes. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . . .
. . .
. . .
. . .UNTIL SORA BROKE UP THE HOLD WITH A DIVING MOONSAULT!
"And Sora Takenouchi has made the save for Tai! For the Crest Couple! For XCW!" Early screamed unintelligibly as Gwen came onto the ring apron, and tried to enter the ring over the second rope. . .
. . .but Sora took Gwen out with a baseball slide that knocked her back down to the ringside floor!
With the referee yelling at Sora to leave the ring, Sora strode over to a corner turnbuckle. . .
. . .AND CLIMBED UP THE TOP ROPE!
"Ben and Tai are incapacitated yet again, and the referee wants Sora out of the ring!" Early said, as Sora stood on the top rope, looking down at Gwen with a scowl. . .
"He's gonna get his wish, and so is everybody in this arena!" Shake declared! "Sora said earlier tonight that she wants to put Gwen in her place, and she's about to do so. . ."
. . .before leaping off the top rope. . .
. . .
". . .WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS-"
. . .
. . .AND HITTING GWEN WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Sora sold her chest upon impact, as she and Gwen laid in front of the destroyed announcer's tables in a crumbled heap!
"BAH GAWD SORA IS DOWN! GWEN IS DOWN! TAI IS DOWN! BEN IS GETTING UP, AND LOOKING TO PUT THE FINAL DAGGER INTO THE SOUL OF TAI KAMIYA!" Early yelled, as Ben grabbed another fistful of Tai's hair and pulled him up to his feet. . .
. . .BEFORE LEAPING UP FOR ANOTHER INTERGALACTIC-
-BUT TAI CAUGHT HIM AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN TO THE MAT FACE-FIRST, THEN APPLIED THE CROSSFACE!
"WAIT A MINUTE! TAI COUNTERED THE INTERGALACTIC! THE CROSSFACE! TAI'S GOT THE CROSSFACE!"
The fans erupted into cheers as Tai wrenched onto the hold, and Ben screamed in agonizing pain! The referee knelt down and asked Ben if he wanted to quit. Ben shook his head no as Tai let out a scream of intensity!
"BEN HAS NOWHERE TO GO! WILL HE TAP?" Early cried as Ben inched closer to the ropes, with Tai only intensifying the hold more and more! Ben extended his hand out. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .kept his arm raised high in the air. . .
. . .
. ..
. . .wormed closer to the ropes. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .but had to tap out!
"AND HE TAPS OUT!" Early screamed as the bell rang! "TAI AND SORA HAVE BEATEN THE TENNYSONS!"
Tai rolled off of Ben, collecting himself as the entire arena roared in a standing ovation!
"The winners of this match. . .the team of SORA TAKENOUCHI. . .AND TAI KAMIYA!"
"THIS SELLOUT CROWD HAS ERUPTED, AND THEY HAVE EVERY REASON TO, SHAKE! BECAUSE TAI AND SORA DID WHAT THEY PROMISED TO DO, AND DEFEATED BEN AND GWEN TENNYSON!" Early screamed, while Sora slid into the ring and helped Tai up to his feet.
"What a match!" Shake said in astonishment. "It was back and forth between the Kamiyas and the Tennysons, and it dissolved into pure chaos, just like Ben and Gwen wanted, but in the end, Tai and Sora fought as hard as they always do, and prevailed, solidifying themselves as the dominant couple in fiction wrestling!"
The referee stood in between Sora and Tai, and raised their arms above their heads in victory, as the fans continued to chant "X-C-DUB! X-C-DUB! X-C-DUB!"
"What a match. . .what a NIGHT!" Early exclaimed, as the roof of the arena began to open!
"And it's not over yet, Early!" Shake said, as the roof of the arena began to open! "We have a firework ceremony to watch!"
The roof of the arena opened completely, revealing the entire night sky while the show cut to an area outside the arena, where Huey and Riley Freeman ran in an exterior parking lot.
"Well, there's Huey Freeman, hightailing it out of here with his brother Riley with our Hardcore Championship!" Early observed.
"They don't want to see the fireworks! They want to bring our title to Animated!" Shake said, as Huey and Riley saw their car in front of them.
"Yo, hurry up, man! Our ride to the hotel is here! Get in!" Riley said in a rush before he opened the back door to their car and stepped into the backseat.
"I'm right behind you, bro!" Huey said right behind him as he reached the car. . .but stopped to turn around and look at the Hydrox Arena.
Huey smiled as he raised the XCW Hardcore title belt above his head.
"XCW AIN'T GOT SHIT ON DA FREEMAN BOIZ—"
"—but ROLF does!"
Suddenly Huey was blindsided. . .
. . .BY A SHOVEL SHOT TO THE HEAD FROM ROLF!
"WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S ROLF!" Shake screamed, while Riley tried to leave the backseat of the car. . .opening the door from the inside. . .
. . .ONLY FOR ROLF TO SLAM THE CAR DOOR RIGHT ONTO RILEY'S HAND! Riley screamed in agonizing pain, falling backward onto the car seat holding his hand.
"And XCW's Son of a Shepherd is stopping his and Ed's Wrestlemania opponents from stealing the Hardcore title!" Early called, as a referee came into the scene. Rolf threw the shovel down to the grass below him. . .
. . .taunted for Huey to stand up. . .
. . .AND CLOCKED HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY! Rolf went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .2.999999999999999 KENNY MCCORMICK LEAPT OFF THE TOP OF THE FREEMAN BOIZ'S CAR AND LANDED A SENTON BOMB ONTO ROLF!
"WHAT THE HELL?" Early yelled, as Rolf rolled off the cover, selling his back while Kenny McCormick muffled under his breath as he crawled on top of Huey for the cover! 1. . .
2. . .
. . .3!
"And the XCW Hardcore Championship is back in the hands of XCW, and the South Park Extremist!" Early said, as the referee handed him the XCW Hardcore title belt!
"Congratulations, Kenny McCormick! You are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"
"He came back from the dead to bring this Hardcore title chase full circle!" Shake declared, as Kenny raised the title belt above his head and jumped for joy. . .
"Don't think Rolf hasn't forgotten about you, you COAT-WEARING OAF!" roared Rolf, as he charged toward Kenny! Kenny ran at breakneck speed away from Rolf and the car, where Riley Freeman slid out of the backseat, clenching his hand and chasing Kenny, with Huey stumbling far behind him!
"The XCW Summer Supershow may be coming to a close, but the chaos for the XCW Hardcore title rages on!" Early called, as Kenny managed to out-sprint Rolf and the Freeman Boiz. . .
. . .but trip over a series of electrical wires! Kenny struggled to untangle himself out of them, only to get more and more tangled!
"Kenny's got himself in a sticky situation here, Early!" Shake said, as Rolf, Huey and Riley skidded to a stop far behind Kenny, and began to back away.
"You're right, Shake!" said someone off-screen. "It is a sticky situation. . ."
Kenny continued trying his best to get out of the wires. . .only to run into a box. . .
. . .LABELED 'BOTTLE ROCKETS'! The camera then panned toward the source of the voice. . .
. . .REVEALING DEADPOOL TO BE STANDING NEXT TO A FIREWORK DETONATOR!
". . .TURNED EXPLOSIVE!" said the Merc With A Mouth. "Warner siblings, are you ready?"
"We sure are, Wade!" Yakko said from afar, as he, Wakko, and Dot each stood in front of another firework detonator!
"My favorite part of the show. . .I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP!" screamed Deadpool, as he and the Warner Brothers pushed down on the levers, setting off the fireworks!
"OH MY GOD!" Early foreboded, as Kenny stood tangled in the electrical wires. . .
. . .UNTIL ALL 400 POUNDS OF FIREWORKS WENT OFF, TAKING KENNY UP TO THE SKY WITH THEM!
"Ooooh! Ahhhhh!" The Warners said in astonishment as the first fireworks lit up the sky!
Numerous fireworks of all different colors and sizes continued to explode in the sky as the show cut back to the arena, where all the fans inside the arena saw them while Tai and Sora met in the center of the ring for a passionate kiss!
"Space Ghost wasn't kidding! The best way for this Supershow to go out is with a bang!" Shake said.
"It certainly deserves to, Shake!" Early added. "We've seen it all here tonight. We've seen one of the most brutal hardcore matches in this company's short history, followed by one of the craziest chases for the XCW Hardcore Championship, which changed hands a record 18 times in one night!"
"We also saw the Toon Hardcore Championship return to WWE: Animated!" Shake said.
"Scorpion answered Spongebob's open challenge tonight, and wrote another chapter in their historic rivalry. . .with Spongebob losing. . .AGAIN." informed Early.
"And we saw Tommy Vercetti learn an important lesson about underestimating your opponent!" Shake added.
"Tonight, a monster clashed with a God, and they fought each other until they couldn't anymore!" Early said.
"And it all ended with Tai and Sora, the Crest Couple, the DigiDestined, defeating the Best in the Universe, and solidifying themselves as the dominant couple in fiction wrestling!" finished Shake. "But just think, Early. . .we're only 13 days away from Heatwave!"
"You're absolutely right, Shake!" But for my money, this has been the greatest Supershow of the year!" Early said, before more pyro went off on the stage while the fireworks continued to explode outside the arena as Tai and Sora posed on opposing turnbuckles, raising their championship belts above their heads.
"Thank you PCUW, CCW, UWE, UCA, WWE: Animated, and all the fans here in the arena and watching at home for being a part of this historic night! We'll see you all next week on Monday Night Massacre. Good night everybody from Quahog!"
Tai and Sora continued celebrating until the XCW Summer Supershow went off the air!
Results:
Crash Bandicoot (UCA) defeated Kenny McCormick (c, XCW), Guntep Min (PCUW), Dan Kuso (CCW), Deadpool (Animated) and Charlie Araya (UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Asheel Din (PCUW), TD Kennelly (Animated), and Senji Kiyomasa (UCA) defeated Mario (XCW), Luigi (XCW), and Kid Buu (UWE)
Liu Kang (CCW) defeated Crash Bandicoot (UCA) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Tidus (UCA) defeated Liu Kang (CCW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Francis (Animated) defeated Claude Speed (XCW) to become the new Toon WWE Hardcore Champion
Sackboy (UWE) defeated Tidus (UCA) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Jimmy Neutron (CCW) defeated Sackboy (UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Spin The Hedgehog (UWE) defeated Jimmy Neutron (CCW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Scorpion (UWE) defeated Spongebob Squarepants (XCW) in an Open Challenge
Johnny Bravo (XCW) defeated Spin The Hedgehog (UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Charlie Araya (UWE) defeated Johnny Bravo (XCW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Lightning Farron (UCA) and Sailor Moon (Animated) defeated Asui Hikaru (UWE) and Nazz (XCW)
Claude Speed (XCW) defeated Charlie Araya (UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Thomas Ambrose (UWE) defeated Tommy Vercetti (XCW) in a No-Disqualification match
Jessica Wilson (UWE) defeated Claude Speed (XCW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Deadpool (Animated) defeated Jessica Wilson (UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Conker (UWE) defeated Deadpool (Animated) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Tom Brady (CCW) defeated Conker (UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Chaos The Hedgehog (UWE) and Garfield (XCW) fought to a draw
Colt Anderson (PCUW) defeated Tom Brady (CCW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Sarge (UCA) defeated Colt Anderson (PCUW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Team 2D (Tom and Jerry)(UWE/UCA) defeated Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh (XCW)
Jeremy Ellis (CCW/UWE) defeated Sarge (UCA) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Slade (PCUW) defeated Jeremy Ellis (CCW/UWE) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Huey Freeman (Animated) defeated Slade (PCUW) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Kenny McCormick (XCW) defeated Huey Freeman (Animated) to become the new XCW Hardcore Champion
Tai Kamiya and Sora Takenouchi (XCW) defeated Ben and Gwen Tennyson (CCW)
And with this chapter, the XCW Summer Supershow is FINISHED! FINITO! TERMINADO! COMPLETED! SO MANY THANK YOUS GO OUT TO WWE-PG-HATER, FORCEWALKER, DANDJOHNMLOVER, SUPAH TOON, NINJA CATO (bonus thanks for the jump start in writing! XD), UNKNOWN NEMESIS, ASHEEL, DAVID THE SHINING ICE, AND EVERYONE IN THE FICTION WRESTLING MULTIVERSE FOR HELPING ME AND LETTING ME USE THEIR OCS, AND MEMBERS OF THEIR COMPANIES FOR THIS! Thanks to my incredibly busy lifestyle, it took almost NINE MONTHS to finally complete this beast, but I finally did, and couldn't have done it without your help! Thank you all so much!
The next chapter. . .is your regularly scheduled XCW Monday Night Massacre! Will Garfield and Tai Kamiya have anything to say (or DO?) to each other before their Last Man Standing match at Heatwave? Will Peach and Sora come to blows again? How will Claude strike back against Arthur and the Rookie Revolution? Will tensions rise between the South Park Four, D-Generation Ed, and the Mario brothers yet again? All that and more will be answered on the next episode of XCW Monday Night Massacre!
That will come soon, but until then, RATE/GRADE/REVIEW THE XCW SUMMER SUPERSHOW!
