Lili and RayRay again with another letter as Canada. Thanks for sending it in! ^_^

Disclaimer: I'm only a fan…


Dear Romano,

I did it! I scaled the CN Tower! It was quite a sensation... Everyone wondered how the Governor General levitated nearly 2000 feet.

So I locked myself in my room to mourn and surf the Internet. Or, at least, I had planned to do that... then I found all the PruCan fics and got really disturbing nightmares. So now I'm the mysterious nobody who helped someone else get famous and can't even Internet-booze in peace... Why do bad things always happen to me? T_T

Canada - oh, why do I even bother writing my name anymore...

P.S.: The next-door neighbour says she read some very...uh, interesting things about you during her geography assignment. You have my sympathies, Romano.

P.P.S.: Just out of curiosity - only curiosity, mind you - um... do you think Prussia would be interested in, um... No, never mind. Forget I asked...


Dear Canada,

For the record, you're really freaking your kids out, New Prussia especially. And while people may not notice you all the time, there are a lot that do. Albino bastard and your kids for starters. Then there's your brother and his kids, too. And, I notice you now. So… Get your ass out of that pity party and go let your family know your fine, dammit! And drop the pot! I didn't think you were as stupid as Lars to do drugs… Che.

Would Prussia be interested in what? And- … I don't want to know what she read, do I?

Really thinks you need to man up and grow a pair about this whole situation,

Romano


If Romano seems overly mean here, it's only because he's worried about Canada in his own weird way. Next up is... o_o ... XD Swissy!