"Stupify!" he yelled and a spell shot out of his wand and hit me! Everything went black and stuff.
I woke up in a dungeon with female skeletons wearing slutty clothes. I had been dressed in an ugly bra with two pieces of ugly cloth hanging down from my middle. I didn't even have underwear on underneath the cloths! I looked exactly like Princess Leia when she was forced to wear the sexist outfit by that slug man in the movie!
Suddenly, a sexist guy walked in the room! His ugly red hair was sexistly slicked back and he was giving me secondhand smoke with his unhealthy cigarette! He was dressed like from a hundred years ago or whenever "Mad Men" takes place. He was that sexist idiot Ron Raper!
"HOW DARE YOU!" I screeched epically. Ron Raper smiled evilly.
"You are now my slave!" he laughed sexistly. "You'll work as my secretary and I'll only pay you 75 cents on the dollar because you're a woman and women don't deserve as much money as men!"
"That's SEXIST!" I yelled. Ron Raper laughed and walked away through the dungeon door and closed it to lock me in again. I started to cry! How could Draco find me and save me from that sexist idiot Ron Raper now?
