A/N: I didn't end up writing that one fic, because I lost my inspiration… it was replaced with something that has nothing to do with Harry Potter. :P I vote for Mrs. Figg, because she's awesome. : )


Chris Maclean is the host of Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour, a series of cartoons on Cartoon Network/Teletoon.


"So, Mrs. Figg, won, I agree. I'm really bored of Pottermore now that I've finished it, and George is still at Pigfarts or whatever."

"I am not at Pigfarts, and I never was!"

"George?"

"Who else would it be?"

"You're back!"

"Way to state the obvious."

"So, do you forgive me?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Um…"

"We never had a fight!"

"Er… George?"

"No, I didn't get amnesia and I'm not delusional."

"Alzheimer's?"

"No."

"Then how do you…?"

"You are so daft. I was joking that whole time."

"What?"

"You really are daft. I was joking about being mad at you and all."

"Oh… what about Pigfarts?"

"Go get me a drink…"

"Okay…"

"Alright, people, I think I'll have to take this from here. Fred is just too daft for his own good. Who would win in a duel, Fred and George Weasley or the Marauders? A prank duel or a real duel, you pick."

"DO YOU WANT LEMONADE OR CHOCOLATE MILK?"


A/N: They finally made up! :D And George was a bit mad at Fred at first, but quickly changed it to a joke- not that he'll ever admit it. : )