I do not own JE's characters, only my own.

A/N: This story is very OC. Steph lives in Miami and has changed her name to shed the stigma of the Burg. She goes by the nickname Isis and she is with Ranger and another OC of mine. Lula is along for the ride.

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July 26th early am Isis POV

I am jolted out of sleep by the kids again. "Mami!"

I sit up and all the kids are in the room.

"Yes?" They look nervous.

"There is an intruder."

"Okay." I get up and put on sweats. I grab my weapons and go to the back door. Outside, there are lights on in the club house. We open the door to the club house and see a little girl with black hair and blue eyes chillin watching television with the puppies next to her. She has luggage.

I approach her slowly. "Hello."

She waves at me. "Hi."

"So, who are you?" She shakes her head and sits down again.

"Nope. If I tell you, you will make me go back there." I studied her.

"Are you hurt or anything?" She smiled.

"No, I am fine, thanks." I tried again.

"Are you hungry?" She shook her head again.

"I can wait until breakfast to eat." I had to find out what the deal was with this kid.

"How did you get here?" She looked me dead in the eye and said, " I am pretty sure there was naked wrestling involved. I do not believe in the stork or that cabbage patch mess." The kids laughed behind me.

"I mean to this property, sweetie." She giggles.

"I know, I wanted to distract you, but you are too good for that. So, I paid the gardener to drop me off." Smart.

"How did you pick this place?" She sighs.

"Any place is better than the place I live at. I mean yes we are rich but they ignore me and I hate that Swedish implant nanny! I saw a car with kids in it come this way a few times, so I figured there may be a clubhouse. I wanted a clubhouse but then I needed friends and mine were all fake."

She sighs and I pat her shoulder.

"I figured I would see if the kids that live here are cool and this clubhouse is the bomb!"

"Thank you, Sweetie." I turned her recliner around to face me.

"What is your name? I will not send you away, but I have to know what to call you, Sweetie."

The kids step forward. "You can trust our Mami."

"Yeah, Miss Prada hates fake people and she likes kids."

"Okay." She sighs.

"Fine. I am Kayden Anise Dimitri. My parents own vineyards and stuff. I am five and my birthday is tomorrow. I am part Greek and part Italian. I am not going back there. They are on a cruise anyway. They went on a cruise and my birthday was with fake friends and a nanny!"

The kids hug her.

"Man have you come to the right place! We can plan you a bomb party with paintball and everything, Kayden. Did you see the cars?"

She beams a smile at them. "Yes! They are awesome. I want my Shelby from my house and my mustang."

I smile, too. "We can work on that sweetie, but right now the garage is full."

"Okay." I take out my phone.

"What is your nanny's phone number?" She gives it to me.

"Is her name Ingrid?" She nods.

"Yup. Good guess."

She answers. "Ingrid, I have the little princess. This is Fancy. No, I have her for the rest of the month. Well, now you can go to the Hamptons with Biff. Yes, he did tell me about you. Okay, then. Leave my number for the parentals." I give her my number. "Bye, Ingrid."

I turn off the television. "Kayden, you cannot sleep out here. Come into the house."

"The dogs let me inside here since I knew some spells. They are awesome."

"Yes, they are adorable and hardcore too. Come on, Sweetie. It is late and we can talk more in the morning."

She eyes her luggage. "Can we maybe just take a few changes of clothes and then get me new luggage? They bought me this pink crap and I want to watch it burn."

"We can donate it, Kayden."

"Okay."

"I am Maggie. This is Fifi, Alex, Callie, Jamal and Eli."

She smiles at them. "Hey guys."

"Hey, Kayden."

"I go by Neecy." They all hug again.

"Come on, you must be tired. It is 0100." She growls.

"It took forever for the gardener to leave Ingrid's room."

Alex pats her back. "That must have been horrible."

"Yup."

"How much did you pay him?"

Neecy grins. "I gave him a hundred dollars and a promise not to tell anyone what he and Ingrid did."

"That was funny."

"Yup, he carried all my stuff in here. He is the one that set off the alarm being all clumsy. The idiot. I have this cool lock picking set and these leather gloves."

"That is cool, Neecy." I usher them into the house.

"Now you guys go to sleep and I will talk to you after 0600."

"Okay, Mami, Miss Nena, Miss Maggie, Miss Prada." I get back into bed and go to sleep.


July 27th Neecy POV early am

They take me to their suite which is nice and it is lived in. All these kids seem close and I want that. Will they let me be their friend?

I sit down and face them on a bed. "So, what is my initiation?" Fifi answers me.

"There is none, Neecy. We like you and you already did a mission."

"You cannot just accept me like that? Those kids at my playdates wanted wine for their parents or for the nanny to take us places and all that." Alex shrugs.

"The wine would be nice for like a present to them but we have a manny and many uncles that can take us places."

Callie smiles. "We can go wherever you want for your birthday and their Mami will bake you a cake. You can say where you want gifts from and everyone will buy you stuff and we will be your friends."

"Really?"

"Yes, we are all new friends and you are a good homie to have."

"Thanks! I like devil's food cake." Fifi takes out her phone. "I will text that to Mami and it will be here tomorrow night."

When she is finished, she turns to me. "Now, where did you get that lock pick set?"

"Oh! I made the maid take me with her to the barrio. I asked a guy with knives to show me where to buy lock picks. I gave him $200 and he got it for me. I ordered the gloves online." They stare at me.

"You are not scared of strangers, huh?"

"Nope. If I have to I will cry my way out of a situation." Jamal give me a high five.

"You are hardcore, Neecy. Do you like pink?"

"Nope. I do like skirts sometimes."

Callie smiles. "We have skorts."

"That could work. Can your Mami do hair?" Fifi nods.

"Yes, Neecy."

"Cool. She can do mine. I want it trimmed."

"We do that on Sundays."

"Okay."

"Since tomorrow is Saturday, your initiation can be to get the grownup men to dress like medieval times. Sunday we go to six flags."

"What?" Is she crazy?

"See, we want to go to medieval times and they will take us, but we want them in costumes. We got Ella to order them already and they are in the closet. Okay, we will challenge them to paintball and loser has to pay for dinner. If we win, they will have to wear the costumes."

"We need a way they cannot change their minds. Grownups do that."

"Oh, that is easy, Neecy. We have these cool contracts. We make sure they can only use the paintball guns and no other weapons."

"Good one, Eli."

"Thanks, Alex." They show me the contracts.

"We can fill in the spaces and get the Wiz to sign his name. Smile at him and tell him he is good looking, and then do the speech."

"Why?"

"It will make him off balance. Papi hates compliments about his looks because he loves Mami. He only smiles when it is grannies."

Callie comes over to me. "Try on these skorts, Neecy. We have extra guns and a jacket for you."

Fifi joins us inside the closet. "I texted Mr. Morton for a chain for you as well. If your parents are gone on a trip, Mami will get them to let you stay here."

"Really?"

"Yup. We like you. That was some gangster planning. And you got into our clubhouse."

We group hug. "These fit me, Fi! Okay, you can wear the same clothes as me and Callie." I look at Callie.

"Is her daddy on vacation?" I finish putting on pajamas.

"No, he is FBI and her daddy is a workaholic."

Alex flops down next to us on the big bed. "Now, let's look at this trip book a little before we go to sleep. I like this foam henge thing."

"That does look cool."

"We are also going to a carnival next Sunday early to meet our DC contact before we go to Boston, then Atlanta." I giggle.

"I am glad I packed!"

"We have lots of camo clothes too! That was a good deal at the flea market. We also have a new bike for you. We are learning to ride without training wheels."

"Thanks, guys." I love this crew!

"We will call Lizzie in the morning. She will love to hear about you. She is in Orlando and she is six and a half. She has a homie named Diamond but her nickname is Crystal."

"Okay. Goodnight, guys."

"Night, Neecy and welcome to Alohomora."


July 26th Isis POV early am

"Hello?" Why won't people let me sleep?

"Little girl, This is Marion. I am outside. Come to the door and let me inside. I cannot sleep and I have a problem. Let the Spanish Cutie and your sexual chocolate stay in bed and come talk to me."

What now? I get up and put my yoga pants back on and go follow directions. I open the door and Miss Marion is here with an over night bag. I pull her into the kitchen and give her an expresso smoothie. She drinks it and does not talk. I take a breath and hold her hand.

"What is up Miss Marion?"

"Cricket, I got this here letter and I am confused. See, a year ago I took all these tests for turning 55. I don't tell no one my real age so I can keep my deal at the village."

I nod at her. "So, why would they wait a year to send me this here letter saying I have an inoperable brain tumor and I have to do all these tests that cost more money than they think I have and I can sell my house and all that to pay for it. I feel better than I ever have since you gave me that potion and I switched vitamins. Why are they trying to make me scared, Cricket?"

I rub her back. "I would have told Tessa and Gram but I think this is something you should handle. If they are sending me this crap, they have to be sending it to other older folks and scaring the bejeesus out of them."

"You are right. I am sure this is false. Do you want me to have Bobby go and check your films?" She sighs with relief.

"Would you?" I smile at her.

"Sure thing, Miss Marion."

I move around the kitchen. "Did Miss Tessa tell you what I put into my potpies?"

"No!"

"It is duck fat. Here, let me get you one." She sits down and I can see she was worried. I send Bobby to the hospital and he agrees to check with no argument. He must want to see Justine.

I sat with Miss Marion for a half hour until Bobby called back. I put him on speaker.

"Isis and Miss Marion, your films are clear completely. These people are scamming you."

"Thanks, Bobby."

"No price, ladies." I hug Miss Marion.

"Okay, Miss Marion, you come stay in a guest room and we will call Jordan or Foley tomorrow and plan this out. You and the kids can do the op to catch them. Maybe you can even punch somebody or hit them with a brick. Won't that be fun?"

"Let me smack you, Cricket."

I laugh at her. "Wait until the ladies are around, then you can smack me."

She nods. "Yeah that would be better. I feel better now."

"How long have you had that letter?" She grimaces. "Three days."

"Next time, tell us, lady." I hug her.

"I am making pancakes in the morning. See you in a while. Maybe Matlock is on."

"Do not tease me, Cricket."


July 26th Carlos POV

I look around my breakfast table and the kitchen and notice how things are different. I turn to my wife.

"Magdalena."

She looks up from her plate. "Yes, Carlos?"

"Why is Miss Marion doing inventory of the pantry, baby?" She smiles.

"She is looking for secret ingredients."

"Why is she here this early, love?"

"She has a problem that I am going to help her with." She kisses me and goes back to eating and texting.

I look over at a squeal and notice that Miss Marion has opened what looks like a secret passage.

"Cricket, this is just like on Clue!"

The kids run over and check it out and they are very happy with the new area to explore. Jefa tells them to eat first and they return to the table after telling Miss Marion that she is the bomb.

I count the kids and drink my coffee and my juice. Nope, there are now six kids instead of five. I look at the guys and they are confused also. Good. None of them are the father. No, bad. None of them are the father.

I looked at Zee. She had out her seamstress tape, so she was not the mother. I just hope no one stole this kid. I look at my wife who is texting someone and eating without looking at her plate.

"Aha! I found another one y'all!" The kids cheer.

"Jefa?"

"Yes, Ricky?"

"There is an extra child bossing Nelly around this morning." She looks over at me.

"She is actually giving him a muffin and some juice." I hold in my growl.

"Baby, tell me please." She gets this really chipper demeanor and bounces in her seat.

"So, there were three boys and we needed another girl. I got Neecy last night."

I raise an eyebrow at her. My wife kisses me gently.

"Calm down. I did not kidnap a child. She is the Dimitri's child. Today is her birthday."

"Is that why we are having chocolate chip pancakes?" She shoves my arm a little.

"Carlos, you will not get fat. Here eat this muffin." I stare at it.

"What is in it?"

"It will tighten your abs. You eat this once a week when I bake them, Carlos. Stop worrying. I will not give you something bad. Maybe the side effects will seem bad, but it is really good." I filed that information away.

"So, about the additional child, Jefa?" She sighed at having to tell me the whole story. I know she likes to fuck with me.

"She paid and blackmailed her gardener to bring her here. She did not want to spend a month with her Swedish nanny so she picked the locks on the clubhouse and that is where we found her."

I look at the little girl.

"She is wearing a skirt."

"No, that is a skort, Carlos."

I am so glad today is Saturday. "Will we be keeping her?"

My wife collects men and children. Well, Zee is from me and so are Ella, Tank, Bones and Saint.

"Her parents are on a cruise, Carlos. The kids like her. We will let her stay while they are out of town. All she had was the nanny for company and that gyp did not know Neecy was not there!"

Now I kiss her gently and stroke her scalp. "It is fine, Jefa." That gypsy did say I would have six kids in a month. That really helped me and Cas stay celibate. Whew!

I look at little Neecy. She is adorable and only five, well six now and so resourceful. She is coming this way and she looks a little nervous. Am I that scary? Yes, sometimes, I am that scary. I should smile at her so she will be at ease. We have the space and the kids have claimed her if the guns and jewelry are anything to go by.

I won't make her leave and I will sign the temporary custody forms I know Sawyer will bring by later. My wife has a big heart and I guess so do I now. I look at Cas and he is smiling at Jefa and nodding. I kiss my wife again and tell her everything is alright. She sighs with relief.

"I love you, Jefa. You are so amazing, baby." She beams at me.

"Hello, Wiz. I am Kayden and I am new to the crew. My parents are on a trip and I ran away from the Swedish implant nanny. You are really handsome, Wiz."

"Thank you, Kayden."

"I go by Neecy. My nanny would have really liked you." I kiss my wife on her forehead.

"I am a happily married man, Neecy."

She nods. "Uh huh."

She takes a deep breath. "So, we challenge you to a paintball war, Wiz." What, now?

"Excuse me?"

"The crew challenges you to a paintball war. There are 6 of us so, you can choose five people. We will be the blue team. No guns or weapons but the paint guns. Do you accept the challenge, Wiz?"

I stared into her blue eyes and watched her tilt her little head which made her black ponytail flop a little. The other kids were standing behind her. Maybe this is her initiation. I can play along and I love playing with the kids anyway.

"When and where, Neecy?" She smiles.

"Today, Wiz at 1000 at Nice Dreams." She used army time. She is so cute!

"What are the stakes?" She looks back at Jamal and Fifi and they nod.

"If your team wins, we will buy you dinner at the place of your choice. And if we win, we want the same deal." I reach out to shake her hand.

"You have a deal." She shakes her head.

"Not yet, Wiz." Jamal comes over with a contract. It had all the kids' names and mine. I named my team mates and we signed the agreement. They were so adorable.

"See you out there, Wiz." She smiled and walked to the group who all hugged. Aww.


July 26 Kid's POV-Neecy's thoughts

Fifi, Callie, Jamal, Alex and Eli were plotting their strategy in the clubhouse with me, when there was a knock on the door.

"It's Tom and Mami."

"Hello, Neecy. We have this form that grants me temporary physical custody of you. We are going to send it to your parents. This means you can stay here and I will look after you and it will protect us from kidnapping charges."

"Okay, Maggie. Thanks." They leave and we all hug again.


July 26 Carlos POV

My team was sad to have lost. Pierre was taking it hard and he was yelling at Bones.

"This is all your fault!"

"Pierre, please stop yelling at Bones."

"We are the Untouchables!"

"I was not going to cheat, Pierre. We agreed to no other weapons."

"Fine, Bones." He sulks.

"Besides, you are the one who fell for the movie chick ploy, Pierre. You know they would not suddenly fall down. And to cry?! I have watched them train!" Tank sighed.

"She looked so sad, man. They are so smart." I know that's right.

"So, where do we have to take them for dinner?"

Cas points. "Here comes Eli."

Eli looked smug. "Hello red team, I have come to tell you that we want to go to Medieval Times for dinner tonight. We know that we leave for Boston next week, and we want to do this for fun. Your costumes will be provided. See you there!" He walks away.

Cas laughs. "What is so funny, Casper?"

"They just wanted us to wear the costumes. If we said that we would take them there anyway, they could not make us dress up. Jamal and Fifi are dangerous together and Alex and Callie are deadly good shots."


July 26th Cas POV

"Hello, Rell."

"Hello, Fantazia."

"You look sweaty."

"Yes, I just finished getting my ass whipped by the kids, so I am sweaty."

"I was going to take a shower and if you want, you could share with me."

"That is so nice of you, Gabriela." I watched her strip and moaned.

"Will you do an op for me with Miss Marion, Rell?"

"Sure, babygirl." She was naked, of course I am saying yes. I would get details later.

In the shower, I kissed her and fucked my babygirl so deeply.

"Oh, girl. I love you so much."

"Yes, Rell, more. Give it to me. Ohhhhh!" She scratched my back and came hard.

"I love you. I love you. I love you." She kissed all over my face and then kissed my lips.

"I adore you, Casper." My breath hitched and I came inside her. When we caught our breaths and washed each other, we got out of the shower.

"I am so happy, Gabriela."

"Me too."

"Are you sure about stopping in PA next week?" She nods.

"Yes, Rell. I agreed to meet Miss Maybelle." I had to ask these questions or the guys would kill me.

"Are you sure you want to go alone?" She looked at me in the mirror.

"I am taking Fifi and Alex. We are meeting at a carnival next week and I know you guys are coming. I am not mad, so tell Carlos, Quincy and Jamal that their plans are fine."

I feel better that she has guessed. "You forgot Lourdes." She laughed.

"I love you for watching my back." I pick her up and spin her around. "Always, Babygirl."


July 26th Kent POV

"Come on and go with us, Kenny." Nope.

"Miss Tessa, I cannot be seen with Ranger." She shrugged and continued to turn off my lights.

"So, do not be seen with him. I know you want to take a blackmail picture of him in a costume, Kenny." That was a great idea.

"Okay. I will come along."

"Good, because we are not cooking tonight and the painters will be up in here."

"What?" She huffed at me.

"Boy, Cricket got us the hookup. Her people work like houseelves and you never see them. Now pack a bag and you are staying the night at my place. You do not need to smell the fumes."

"Yes, Miss Tessa. You take good care of me."

She hums. "So, did you hear that a little five year old broke into the kid's clubhouse?"

"Nope."

"They caught her and made her a part of their little crew. She can do picking locks already, Kenny."

"That sounds great, Miss Tessa." She looks me up and down.

"No, baby. Put on this tee shirt and wear this shirt open like. Good. Come along, now. I told Ramone I had a ride so he dropped me off."

"Yes, Miss Tessa."

"Try to get the waitresses to give you the turkey recipe."

"I will try Miss Tessa." These ladies were hilarious.


July 26th Carlos POV

I still do not like this place, but I am prepared this time and it is funny to watch the guys look uncomfortable. My costume is not as bad as I thought it would be. There are ruffles on the shirt, but when I opened the top button, our serving wench almost dropped our beverages. Jefa told me to change into a tee shirt. Heh heh. I decided to make the rounds and speak to everyone that came to see us in our costumes.

"Hey Spanish Cutie!"

"Miss Tessa, Ladies."

"You are looking right handsome in all that finery there."

"Leave him alone, Lottie."

"I can look at him, Betty. Cricket knows he is cute. I like this place, but the bathroom situation is not what I like." They laugh. I see Kent hiding from me while snapping my pictures and giggling. He is so funny.

I make my way over to the fake stoners. "Hey Dude!"

"Hello, Zane."

"This is so cool and I love these costumes. I have been so busy with actual work! It is great."

"I am glad you are enjoying yourself, Zane."

"My dad brags to all his friends about my business acumen. Whew! That was my word of the day." I laugh and walk away.

"Hello, Mr. Manoso." They are so nervous around me.

"Corey and Anthony, ladies." They giggle.

"This is Savannah and Harper."

"It is a pleasure to meet you." They look dazed at my smile. Heh heh. The boys give them something to drink.

"I am glad you are enjoying yourselves, kids."

"Thanks!"

I meet up with our next guests. "So hey. I am Evie, Emmett's sister, and this is my sweetie Sonya."

"Hello ladies."

Sonya moans. "Damn, Evie. He is sexy, but still not my type. He does make me want a burrito really badly."

"Yup, he is El Senor Guapo up in this piece. I am glad we do not have to fight Isis for him. Turn around for us, homie." I turn around.

"Dayum, that is a nice ass."

"Girls!" They look at Portia and Raven.

"Yes, Portia?"

"Yes, Raven?"

"That is our boss." Evie and Sonya lick their lips. I am starting to feel like a piece of meat.

"Man, does he have a grey tie and a conference room and all that?"

"Yup."

"Whew! You need to run along, Jefe. You are making me all confused right now." I smile and wave and keep moving. They are hilarious.

"Hey, Batman. I am Summer and this is Sienna." I nod.

"Hello, ladies. I remember you from the cookout. You both looked very pretty in your bikinis." They blush.

"Girl do you think he been picturing us like that all this time?"

"Be strong, Sienna. You know he is a Mexican Mack daddy."

"I am alright, Summer." They are so silly. I smile.

"Just don't look directly at the smile. Think about Michael. Girl, Sylvester needs to come back over here and be my force field." I love these girls. The guys come back and they kiss like in the movies.

"Whew! And I am back." I snort.

They sit straighter. "We are the partners in Babe. Thanks for giving our company a name! I smile. Wow, will you consider being on a calendar for us?"

"I told you no, Summer!" My wife has arrived.

"Dammit, Maggie! He is so handsome and his smile is amazing."

"I know and he is not being our poster boy. Our company is about women's beauty." They scoff at her.

"Girl, you know all we need is him looking at some regular women in our lingerie with that look he gives you and every woman in the world would buy our stuff." My baby nods at them.

"I will think about it, Sienna."

She fans herself. "Whew! I thought you were going to pull off my wig and all that."

"No, I am fine. You did not touch him after all." I laugh at them.

The kids are having fun when I reach them. "Hola, Papi."

"Hello, Alex."

"We are enjoying our food."

"That is great, kids." Jamal sidles up to me.

"Hey Wiz."

"Hello, Jamal." Oh no, he has his op face on. Dammit.

"So, I think there is a creep here."

"Really?"

"Yes, when we were by the bathroom things, ew, there was a guy that stared at all the little kids and he tried to talk to a couple of them but we challenged them to a joust and they chased us."

"Okay, do you want us to get him or just to back you guys up?"

"I think you should let the FBI guys do it. We need to stay on the down low."

"That is fine." This kid is so observant. It is like he never stops being aware. I want to adopt him, but it has to be his choice.

"Come point him out to me." He shakes his head.

"Nope. He has blue and red paint all over his back and he is still over there."

"Thanks, Jamal. I am very proud of you."

He smiles and sneaks back to his seat. I relate the information to Jordan and he makes some calls even though people frown at him for using technology that was not invented yet.

An hour later, we were ready to leave and I received a text from Jordan. The guy was wanted at number 30 on their list and he was worth $450,000. I told him to send me the paperwork.