Chapter 50(Whoa..the big 5-0)
October 24th, 2011
8:40 PM
Last night hadn't gone as amazing for other people as it had for me. For starters, they changed the storyline last minute on Jeff. He ended up losing the World Heavyweight Championship due to interference from Adam, no less. Adam was excited about turning heel again. Jeff was just really upset about it. He had gone home this morning, and I couldn't blame him. I'd be upset too if they just switched the script like that without telling me. On the brightside, Eve and Jack did lose their titles to John Morrison and Melina. Alberto Del Rio retained against John Cena, which I was happy about. It wasn't that I disliked John, it was just that he was the champion so much. I just think other people deserved to be in the limelight, ya know?
We were still in San Antonio, so Shawn had come to visit. I thought I was the most excited, but then Hunter made my excitement look like nothing. He literally threw himself on Shawn and started saying how much he missed him. It was a pretty hilarious sight. Now the whole gang was together in the locker room,minus Jeff and add in Maryse. Not much was going on tonight on Raw. The Divas were told they weren't really needed tonight, and if they were Chris would find them. The only people that had anything set in stone tonight were Mikey, Randy, and surprisingly, Adam. Chris had come in about twenty minutes ago, demanding Adam go out and say why he cost Jeff the title. Adam jumped at the chance to go make a heel speech. Why he liked being a heel so much, I'll never know.
"Vanessa?"Kelly said.
I looked at Kelly. "Hmm?"I replied. "Would you happen to have your stuff with you?"She asked. I raised a brow at her. "What stuff Kel?"She sighed and rolled her eyes. "The punk stuff. Do you have it with you?"She clarified. I grinned. "I do. Do you have your stuff?"I asked. Kelly grinned as well. "I do too. Would you like to do it right now?"She questioned. I nodded. There was nothing else to do. I looked at the other girls, who were confused on what Kelly and I were talking about. "I'm going to Punk-ify Kelly and she's going to girly-fy me. You guys in?"I offered. Amy and Melina stood up very quickly. "Let's do this!"They said. I looked at Maryse, who was just staring at the floor from her spot next to Mikey. "Maryse that was to you too. We aren't going to leave you out here with these smelly guys."I told her. Maryse smiled as the guys started saying they were not smelly. "Okay."She said, following the rest of us to them bathroom. "I HOPE YOU BURN YOURSELF WITH YOUR HAIR STRAIGHTENERS!"Adam yelled. I poked my head back outside the door.
"Shut up Adam or you're going out there with perfectly curled hair, a really short dress, and painted nails!"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"I don't think you're in a position to argue. Four against one Addy."
"Oh shut up and go be a girl for once in your life."
"You know you wanna come help do hair."
"Vanessa quit pestering your brother and get in here! You're up first!"Amy demanded.
I sighed. "You're lucky."I told Adam, who just rolled his eyes. As soon as I re-entered the bathroom, I was shoved onto a stool. "Where did this even come from?"I asked. Kelly smiled. "I was prepared."She said, laughing. She slipped the gym bag she had off of her shoulder and tossed it in my lap. "Alright. Change into that and then we'll get started."Kelly said. I nodded and started pulling things out while the girls started talking about random things, looking away from me. "Nobody look at Vanessa till she's fully changed. That's Jeff's property."Melina whispered. Amy, Kelly and Maryse giggled. "Oh hardy har har. You're so funny Mel!"I said sarcastically. Melina winked at me before joining in on the girls' topic. I looked at the shirt I had in my hands and grinned. "Really Kel? Spongebob?"I asked, laughing. She laughed. "What? I enjoy it. I watch it with my little cousins all the time."She said. I shook my head at her. "Don't you dare even judge her Vanessa Copeland. I know for a fact you like it too."Amy said. I grinned. "Yeah. I do."I said, slipping the shirt on. It had been "Kelly-fied". Meaning, it'd been cropped all to hell. The sleeves had been cut off, as had most of the fabric covering my stomach, and there were random cuts everywhere. It was actually kinda cute. I pulled out a pair of bright pink short shorts. I rolled my eyes at Kelly's back and slipped those on too. The last thing clothing wise in the bag were a black pair of the tallest stilletos I've ever even seen. "Kelly, how tall are these?"I asked. Everyone was facing me now, as I had clothes on. They laughed at me. "They're only 4 inches."Kelly said. My jaw dropped.
"What are you talking about only? THese are freaking tall!"
"Oh, they are not."Melina said.
"Maybe the are for her? She does not wear shoes like that, correct?"Maryse said.
"Oh honey, you can make fun of Vanessa all you want. She doesn't bite."Amy said.
"I was serious. I have noticed she only wears converse or those boots with her name on them."
I grabbed Maryse's arm and pulled her over to me. "She's my new best friend. She doesn't laugh at my misfortune."I said, sitting back on the stool to slip on the heels. I could wear heels, but not stilettos. They were way too fucking hard to walk in. "If I fall tonight Kelly, I'm going to kick your ass."I said, fastening the little buckles on the shoes. "The crap I brought for you isn't nearly as hard to walk in."Once again, I was laughed at. "Alright, time for hair. Let me plug in the straightener."Kelly said, grabbing my amazing one. I crossed my legs and looked at everyone. "Alright. Let's be women. Time for gossip."I declared. Melina smirked. "Wait just a second."She walked over to the door and opened it a little. "So Maryse, tell us about Mike."She said, louder than she really needed to. I smirked. This is why I was friends with the Latina. "Ha! They're talking about you!"Adam said. We chuckled. "Oh he is just fine. Amy, how is Adam?"Maryse said. "Now they're talking about you!"Mikey said.
"Oh, he's Adam. Vanessa knows."
"So he's annoying and fat?"
Before Amy could reply, Adam walked into the bathroom. "I AM NOT FAT!"He protested. I grinned at him and swirled in the stool. "Quit listening to our conversations Adam. It's impolite."I said. He glared at me. "You called me fat!"He said. I smiled. "Because you're my brother. I get to say that kind of stuff. Don't worry, you'll have you're turn when I get pregnant."I said. I felt Maryse wrap her arm around me. "Notice she said when she gets pregnant. Meaning she plans to get pregnant by her Rainbow man."She said. Adam started to look uncomfortable then. I saw Amy smirk. Poor Adam. His girlfriend was about to make it worse, wasn't she? "I did notice that, Mar. But don't you have to have sex to get pregnant?"Adam's face got all red. "I'm leaving. I don't need to hear about my little sister making babies."He said, walking out of the room. We laughed as Adam practically ran out of the room, slamming the door behind him. "Okay! Hair time for real now!"Kelly said, and began straightening my hair.
As soon as she was done with that, she put a few tiny braids in my hair. "Make-up now!"She declared, grabbing her make-up bag. This is where the girls split the work. Amy was in charge of my lips, Kelly was in charge of the eyeshadow, and Maryse was in charge of sparkles. Melina just sat back and recorded the process. "Why are you recording this Mel?"I asked. She laughed. "I've been recording since the begining Ness. Where have you been? I'm doing this for my Youtube Channel, if you must know though."She replied. I nodded, or at least tried to. It was hard to nod with three people doing three different things with my face. A bout 5 minutes later, they finally finished. It wasn't so bad. Maryse didn't go overboard with sparkles, and the eyeshadow was a bright pink. My lips were coated with a sparkly pink lip gloss. "Not bad."I said, admiring their work in the mirror. "Get a good look guys. This will be the last time you ever see Vanessa decked out in girly clothing."Melina said to her camera. "Do a little spin Vanessa."She said. I sighed. "But I might fall!"I protested. She rolled her eyes. "Do it!"She demanded. I did the best spin I could do. "There. Happy?"She nodded and quit recording. I looked at Kelly and smirked. "And now your turn, dear Kelly."I said. She sat in the stool. Just as I was about to hand her her clothes, Chris decided to walk in. "Vanessa! I need you!"He said. I groaned.
"Chris! I'm about to do something!"I whined.
"C'mon! I need you to go do a promo with Adam."
"Chriiiiiis! Do I at least have time to change?"
"No. Adam just left. C'mon."He said, grabbing me by the arm.
I unwillingly followed Chris,as he grabbed my title for me, all the while still trying not to fall in the stilettos. I noticed my ring on my finger while we were running through the hallways. "Chris, I forgot to take my ring off!"I said. "Too late. We need you out there ASAP."He said. I groaned. "What am I even talking about?"I asked. "Adam interfering in Jeff's match."We'd made it to the Gorilla position. Adam was still there. "What the hell Chris? You said we had to hurry! Adam didn't even leave yet!"I complained. Chris sighed. "You're going out there to tell Adam to come out there. Now, GO!"He said, pushing me further to the curtain. "Jesus. Okay, Okay, I'm going."I said, walking past the curtain.
*3rd Person POV*
Tonight, my head is spinning.
I need, something to pick me up
I've tried, but nothing is working.
I won't stop.
I won't say I've had enough.
Tonight, I start the fire.
Tonight, I break away.
BREAK!
Away from everybody
BREAK!
Away from everything.
If you can't stand, the way this place is,
TAKE,yourself to higher places!
The crowd cheered loudly as the new Women's champion came into view. The were a bit stunned at her choice of attire though. It was very unlike their beloved diva. They cheered anyway. "Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome, the NEW Women's Champion, Vanessa!"Lillian stated. Vanessa had hooked the belt around her waist and she went around slapping hands, hugging people, and just skipping around before grabbing a mic from Lillian and sliding into the ring. "Excuse me while I steal CM Punk's thing."She said, sitting down in the middle of the ring Indian style. "First of all, I'm sorry if my outfit confuses you. My good friend Kelly Kelly got to me tonight."The crowd chuckled a bit. Vanessa got serious. "Alright. Now to why I'm really out here. Most of you know by now that a, Edge is my older brother, and b, Jeff Hardy is my fiancé. You also know that Jeff had to defend his title last night against Shemeus, and he lost due to interference from none other than my dear brother, Edge. Here take a look."She said, motioning to the screen. The video showed Edge attacking Jeff when the ref's back was turned and Shemeus taking that opprutunity to deliver the Brod Kick and getting the pin. The crowd booed at all the right places and they were still booing as the clip ended. "Now, I'm just as confused as you are. Last time I checked, Edge and Jeff were friends. Now, while Jeff isn't here tonight, Edge is. So, my dear brother, if you wouldn't mind coming down to the ring to explain yourself?" Vanessa asked, looking towards the stage.
You think you know me.
On this day, I see clearly.
Everything has come to life
Bitter place,
And A broken dream
and we're leaving it all behind!
On this day, it's so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Another chance to feel aliiiiiiiive!
There was a mixed reaction as Edge made his way down to the ring, a cocky smirk plastered on his face. He got in the ring and took the mic his sister presented him. Vanessa had stood up when Edge's music hit. "Before we get into it, congradulations Sis! Your first title!"Edge said happily, pointing to the belt hooked around her waist. Vanessa smiled, and patted the Women's Champion that women such as The Fabulous Moolah have held. She quickly refocused on Edge. "Yes, thank you. But that's not what we're out here for. The WWE Universe, and myself want to know. Why did you cost Jeff the match? I thought you and Jeff were friends?"Vanessa said, looking at her brother with a confused expression. Adam sighed. "You want to know the reason Vanessa?"Edge asked, bending down slightly. Vanessa nodded. "That's kinda why I asked you Edge. I would like to know, yes."
"You."He replied.
The people gasped, while Vanessa gaped at her brother. "Me?"She asked, pointing to herself. "What the hell do I have to do with anything?"She asked in disbelief. Edge sighed an exasperated sigh. "Vanessa, let me explain this to you."Edge said. "That'd be amazing big brother."Vanessa replied. Edge rolled his eyes, but continued. "You've been in this business, what, seven months?"He asked, begining to circle her. Vanessa nodded. "You've been a fan favorite since the day you started. You became even more of a favorite when you decided to get involved with Jeff and Shawn."Vanessa nodded again.
"Where's this going?"She asked.
"Let me stress a fact to you."Edge continued circling his sister. "You've been here seven months. Seven months. I've been here thirteen years. Thirteen long years Vanessa. Now get this. Even though I've been here longer, they still like you more. Why is that?"Edge asked. Vanessa ran her free hand over her face and sighed heavily. "Really? You're telling me that the reason you attacked Jeff last night is because you're jealous of the fans liking me more?"He nodded. "You cost my finacé, your future brother in law, his World Heavyweight Championship, because you're jealous of your little sister?"Vanessa asked incrudelously. "That doesn't make any sense at all!"She exclaimed. Edge rolled his eyes.
"Yes it does. I was sitting in my locker room last night, thinking about how everyone likes you more than me and everyone thinks you're so freaking talented. Then I thought, they're forgetting who brought her to them and who trained her. I should remind them what I'm capable of. I talked it over with Lita."He stopped and looked at Vanessa. "You know Lita? Your best friend and the one you stole her title from?"He asked.
"Hey, I beat Lita fair and square. We went into that match not really caring who won. If you watched the match Edge, you would've seen that she also gave me a huge hug when I won."Vanessa retorted.
"Yeah yeah yeah. Anyway. I talked it over with her. She said that I was overreacting. Me. Overreacting. I'm one of the most level-headed guys here. So that's when I realized she was of no use to me. I decided to get to you in the most indirect way possible. Through Jeff."
"I still don't see how you costing Jeff the title is affecting me in anyway Edge."
"You would be so preoccupied consoling your precious little Jeffy, and you'd be so pissed off at me, you wouldn't focus on your matches, or your fans until you found out why I did it. Originally I planned on not telling you, but since you've called me out, I had no choice."
"First of all, you're an idiot. Second of all, if you had a problem with me, don't you think ya could've told me instead of costing someone a championship? You would throw a fit if someone did that to you! Granted, Jeff isn't anywhere near as whiny as you are, so he's probably not going to do that."Vanessa said, clearly taking a jab at her brother.
"I am not whiny!"
"Look at you! You come out here and tell me the reason you cost someone the title is because you're jealous of the people liking me more, and you tell me that I stole my first championship, I think that qualifies as whiny Edge!"
After Vanessa finished saying that, Edge began shaking his head, laughing. "What the hell is so funny?"Vanessa asked. She jumped a bit when he grabbed her shoulder. "You are! Trying to act all tough and badass. Vanessa we both know that you aren't those things. If truth be told, you're a wimp. Anyway, to cut this short because I honestly don't feel like talking to you anymore, you're over rated, you're not that good of a wrestler, and I'm tired of breaking my neck to please this idiots."Edge said. That brought up a round of boos from the audience.
"You think I care that you boo me? Well I don't. Maybe this little Edge wannabe over here does, but I don't."He said, antagonizing the WWE universe. "I am not an Edge wannabe. Why would I want to be you? I mean the majority of these fans know you best as Vickie's bitch! I'd much rather be a Shawn Michaels wannabe or a Jeff Hardy wannabe. Hell, I'd rather be a freaking Miz wannabe!"Vanessa said spitefully. "You wanna talk about how you don't want to talk to me anymore? Fine with me. Have an amazing life dear brother. But don't come crawling back to me and these fans when you have nothing worth living for in your life, my dear brother."Vanessa said, pushing past her brother and exiting the ring via the steps. As she was walking up the ramp, Edge finally regained his composure.
"Don't walk away from me! I wasn't done talking to you!"
Vanessa shrugged as she walked backwards up the ramp. "You should know better than anyone what happens when I'm angry, Vanessa. But since I don't like to hit women, I guess your precious little Jeffrey will have to be the one I take my anger out on."He taunted. Vanessa narrowed her eyes at him. A nearby stage hand offered her a mic, and she took it.
"You touch Jeff, Edge, and I'll kill you. While you may not like hitting women, I have no problem with it."She said, then tossing the mic back to the stage hand. Vanessa walked out of the ring area, glaring at her brother, and with his expression mirroring hers.
*Vanessa's POV*
I waited backstage for Adam to come back. Within a few minutes he did. "You're an asshole Addy."I told him. He smiled at me. "Yeah so are you. Calling me Vickie's bitch. That wasn't very nice."He said, wrapping his arm around my shoulders. I chuckled. "You called me an Edge wannabe. I had to break out the Vickie thing."I said laughing. Adam laughed with me too. "But I was serious. If you touch my Jeffy, I'll kill you."I said. Adam rolled his eyes. "I'm not going to touch your Jeffy unless I'm told to. Thanks for calling me a woman by the way."
"Any time big brother."
"Have I ever told you that you annoy me?"
"Yes. But you've also told me that you love me."
"I must've been drunk."
"Oh shut up."I said, lightly pushing him.
"Oh you know I love you Vee-Vee."
"I know. I'm an awesome person. How could you not love me?"
"Mhmm. Let's just go with that."
"Yes, seeing as it's the truth."
"I think you spend too much time with Mike."
"That is also true."
"I know it is."
"I love you Adam."
"I love you too Vee-Vee."
Sappy moment :D. Haha. But the promo, not my best but it'll do. It accomplished what I wanted so yeah. Thanks KittySixx for the idea. You're amazing :). No Jeff in this chapter. Why not? Next chapter is going to be in his POV the entire time. That is why!
Natters: Haha I figured you like that. I figured Nessa needed to be at the top for a while and once again, you'll just have to find out!
Kitty:You're so helpful! I love you :D And thank you, it was meant to be intense. Vanessa's going to find out eventually. Maybe even soon. You'll have to see :)
Reina: Hope you love this too :)
Cassie: Whenever you get to this chapter, I give you permission to marry this story haha
Review please :D
Also...I asked Beth on Twitter if Jeff actually liked Skittles and she said no. I hope she knows she just ruined my life...
