[I decided to do Chapter 44 myself and chapter 46 will be Co-Written with imaginarytoon1]
Credit goes to imaginarytoon1
Credit for Scarlett Birchwood, Abbot Birchwood, Tommy Birchwood, Beatrice Birchwood, Cressida Gruwell, Penny Gruwell and Lexi goes to imaginarytoon1
Credit for Who Framed Roger Rabbit Movie goes to Robert Zemeckis & Disney
Credit for Who Framed Roger Rabbit Comic Series goes to Gary K. Wolf
Credit for Super Mario Brothers goes to Nintendo
Credit for Disney Princesses goes to Disney
Credit for Naturally goes to Selena Gomez
Credit for My Little Pony Friendship is Magic goes to Lauren Faust
Credit for House of Mouse goes to Disney
[Bernice's Pov]
I can't believe that the dance is tonight well better late than never I guess
and even if I don't have a date I'm okay with it cause I don't need to have some boy to take me to the dance to make me feel special.
the dress I'm wearing is a black strapless dress and the end of the dress went down to my knees and I was wearing a black leather jacket with it so I will be wearing the jacket the whole time while I'm at the dance.
I'm also wearing black lipstick and dark purple eye shadow and I even fix my hair up in a side ponytail
I was even wearing black tights to match my dress and the shoes I was wearing weren't the type of shoes that Jessica Rabbit would wear but they were just flat which was okay by me.
Slimy was going to the dance with Catrina
Flasher was going to the dance with Felicia
and lastly Sleazy was going with Elysia.
and they said they were going on a head to the school for the dance and I told them I would meet up with them there after I got ready.
and I heard that Cressida was going to the dance with Wheezy and from what Greasy told me a few days ago
Wheezy was pretty nervous about asking her to be his date to the dance and Greasy even told me that Wheezy was sweating when he was trying to ask her and he was stuttering too.
Cressida and Beatrice were in the living room and they had already got done getting ready for the dance and Cressida told both me and Beatrice that The Toon Patrol will be picking us up and driving us to the school for the dance.
well all but Stupid of course who had went to pick up Tasha and from what I heard Tasha was going to drive Stupid and herself to the dance in her car.
so lets see it will be me, Beatrice, Cressida, Wheezy, Greasy, Psycho and Smarty who will be driving in the Toon Patrol's car to the dance.
and Beatrice was only going with Greasy to the dance as a 'friend' but I can tell she likes him more than just a friend
she just needs time to see that and it is very clear that Cressida and Wheezy are going to the dance as a couple
and the only ones who ain't going to the dance with dates is me, Smarty and Psycho.
I guess there could be others at the dance who wont have dates but I don't know how many that will be
but I can say this much at least I'm not going to worry about anything much at the dance other than to make sure to just stay clear from anything that has to do with 'you want to dance?'
like I have to worry about that cause I do tend to scare most of the guys away either he be toon or human.
well save for a few who don't seem to mind how I act and that is like Bowser who by the way was suppose to be my date to the dance when I ask him if he will go with me to the dance but not soon after a few days ago I ask him
he tells me just yesterday that he can't make it to the dance and wont be able to take me to the dance because he will be busy that night and by busy he means he will be too busy kidnapping that Princess again...
seriously he can do so much better than that girl and if I still didn't have feelings for Smarty and trying to not worry about them so much I would go after Bowser myself
and then after I was done getting ready for the dance I had went to the living room where Beatrice and Cressida are at and told them that Bowser was suppose to take me but he had to call me before and tell me he was going to be too busy trying to kidnap the Princess again and wont be able to take me to the dance.
"I'm telling you he can so do much better than that Princess and if I didn't have feelings for that pretty in pink Smarty to which again I'm still not going to try anything to get him to like me and I'm going to wait until these dumb feelings for him go away...I would try to make Bowser my boyfriend instead."I said as I look from my feet to a shocked Beatrice and a very amused Cressida who was biting her bottom lip to keep herself from laughing.
"you would date Bowser?!"Beatrice ask in shock as soon as we all hear the door open most likely by one of The Toon Patrol and from the smell it was most likely Greasy who is wearing that stuff he seems to really like to wear to try to impress Beatrice.
"why wouldn't I want to date him? sure he is older than me but at least he is nice and sweet once you get past all the rough and mean side about him, he can be a sweet heart."I said
"but what about Smarty?"Cressida ask me and I couldn't help but think that perhaps I might as well forget any chance I might of had with Smarty cause to be truthful it is clear that I'm not Smarty's type or dream girl...I mean I'm sure his type of girl is someone that is back in his world who he might like better than me...
"what about him..."I said as I hear Greasy and Wheezy trying to get Smarty to go inside.
I'm guessing that Greasy did go inside first when he open the door but went back out to help get Smarty to come inside.
"well you said so yourself if you didn't have feelings for him you would of went after Bowser but you don't...that means you really have a thing for Smarty huh?"Cressida said and I couldn't help but blush at this and I look at Cressida with a calm look on my face while getting ready to answer her.
"even if I do have feelings for him he has made it clear enough that he has no feelings for me and I told him I wont try anything to make him like me and I am going to try to get over him and put that whole me being in love with him behind me."I said
"I don't know I think he might like you."Cressida said with a smirk and I couldn't help but roll my eyes
"oh yeah right and the next thing you know we will be boyfriend and girlfriend and by next year he will get down on one knee and ask me to marry him...yeah like that is going to happen...then again if anything I'm thinking you might have a big chance on marrying Wheezy in the future."I said and I see Cressida blush a bright red and Beatrice's eyes go wide in shock before she yells out "Bernice!"she yells and I look over to her with a serious look on my face as I cross my arms over my chest.
"well it is true I mean it is true that they are all most like boyfriend and girlfriend right?"I ask Cressida who nods her head while blushing a little "sorry if I'm embarrassing ya that wasn't what I was trying to do."I said to Cressida who smiles.
"I know and yes I have thought about it and I do love Wheezy and I think in the future if he does ask me such a question I will tell him yes but that might not be until like few years into the future..."Cressida said and I couldn't help but giggle a little at this as I nod my head in understanding.
"you know I wouldn't mind if Greasy became my brother-in-law."I said as this brings a small hiccup from Beatrice who looks at me as if to say 'oh no, that ain't happening!'
I couldn't help but giggle a little before I look over and saw Greasy, Wheezy, Smarty and Psycho were standing there for who knows how long and I really hope they didn't hear what we were talking about but by the look on Wheezy's face which he is blushing and most likely thinking about the future about him asking Cressida to marry him and it is most likely by the look on Greasy's love sick daze he is thinking about a future where he and Beatrice are dating and when the time is right he would ask her to marry him.
"how long you guys been standing there?"I ask and Smarty was the first to answer as he cross his arms over his chest and made a snort sound before answering "long enough and don't think I'm ever going to ask you to marry me."he said and I just glare at him
"don't worry about that I wasn't thinking it besides you might want to keep what we been talking about to yourselves cause you kinda were listening in on something private that is suppose to stay with just as girls...not counting you of course Smarty."I said with a smirk and this made Greasy, Wheezy and Psycho laugh and I look over and saw that both Cressida and Beatrice were trying to hold in their own laughter from what I just said to Smarty.
and it only took a few seconds for him to catch what I just said and he seem to growl.
"did you just call me a girl?!"Smarty ask with a little growl here and there and I just look away while acting like I didn't hear him and then he yells "Well did you?!" and I look back over to him with a smirk "yep I did call ya a girl Smarty."I said as Smarty glares at me and then he looks to Beatrice "may I talk to your sister in private in her room for a minute I want to make some stuff perfectly clear with her."Smarty said and I couldn't help but be a little nervous on the way he said that and I didn't show it but I was nervous and I'm guessing I push his buttons too many times.
"okay but hurry up we need to be at the dance."Beatrice said as she gets up off the couch with Cressida and they both follow Greasy, Wheezy and Psycho out of the house and I follow Smarty to my room where he wanted to talk to me.
"listen Smarty I know what your going to say, your going to say I'm pressing my luck with you and one of these days I'm going to go too far and your going to get back at me in some way and like if it wont be just you it is going to be your whole patrol who will be doing the payback on me for bugging ya so much and let me tell ya this Smarty if you think I will just let you give me payback with out a little payback of my own to give ya than you got another thing co-"I said but I was cut off by Smarty saying something I didn't think he would ever say to me.
"I think I love you."he said and that can't be right and to be honest I don't think he really means it at least I don't think so at the moment.
"you can't be serious...I mean you made it clear that you don't like me in that way or at all and besides that I told you before that I wouldn't try anything so stop fooling around and lets just go to the dance."I said as I was about to leave my bedroom when he grabs my hand and stops me from going to the door and I look over to him and saw a serious look on his face that told me he was being serious about saying he loves me but I'm not sure if he is telling me the truth or just telling me this as some kind of prank that him and his patrol thought up for all the pranks I pulled on them before.
like a few days ago when I put hot sauce in Smarty's hamburger and I kinda put too much and well lets just say he had fire coming out of his mouth when he took a bite out of his burger.
"I am being serious! and well I just want to keep this a secret from everyone that I'm telling you this and just say that I told you to cut it out with your teasing for a while okay? no need to say that I told you that I love you."he said
should I believe him? I mean how do I know he isn't lying to me about being in love with me...
after the private talk me and Smarty had we went with the others to the dance and I was now facing my back to the wall and I was a little disappointed because me and my friends were replace by some toons to play music so that left me to do nothing but to try to enjoy the dance and when some toon prince ask me to dance I told him to get lost and I told him that his prince charming act wasn't going to cut it with me and not long after I turn him down he goes over to some other girls and starts to charm them and then gets one of them to dance with him.
"who in their right mind would dance with prince charmless?"I said to myself and my mood wasn't just annoyed by the toon prince but the music was a little boring...
I couldn't help but let out a bored sigh as I went to get a drink that is on the other side of the gym that had a long table full of food and drinks for everyone at the dance and just as I was about to go over and get maybe a small drink I hear a scream and I look over and saw the girl who went to dance with that toon prince trying to get away from him as he had a tight hold on her hand and I decided to go see what was going on cause I couldn't help but feel it isn't anything good if that girl was scared now.
"we shall go to my castle and be married at once!"the toon prince said and I couldn't help but slap my hand to my forehead at this and the reason why the toon prince was here was he thought he could find his 'true love' at this dance which he might of mistaken for a ball.
"I'm not marrying you! I'm only sixteen! now let me go!"she yells out in fear and panic while trying to get free from that crazy toon prince who then tries to drag her off and heading to the exit but he didn't get too far cause I ran over to where he was with her and I pulled her away from him and made her get behind me and as soon as I did he turn to look at me with shock and then anger.
"give me back my princess!"he yells at me and I just glare at him while the girl was hold my left arm like a lifeline as she look in fear at the prince who tried to take her back to his castle to marrry him.
"yeah that ain't going to happen prince charmless and if you dare try that with any other girl at this school you will have to deal with me...now I'm going to ask you to leave and don't ever come back."I said to him as he just glares at me before he reaches his right hand out to try to grab the girl's arm but lucky she had let go of my arm and started to run for it but then he stop reaching for her as soon as she ran for it and he started to go around me and was about to go after her until I stop him by grabbing his stupid cape and pulled and cause him to fall on to his back.
"leave her alone you creep and get out!"I yell at him as he gets up and was glaring at me before he looks over and saw something and I look over and saw what he was looking at but there was nothing there but some toons and students but when I turn to face that prince once again he was gone and I look all over for him but just as I thought he might of went home I hear a scream again and I saw he was bothering that girl again and I run over and I pull her away from him and told her to go find my sister and stay with her until I take care of this guy and she did as I ask her and ran off to go find Beatrice.
and then that left me to take care of this toon prince so I did the only thing that seem like a good enough answer to let this guy take a hint that no means no.
so first I slap him hard in the face then I knee him in the gut and then I watch as he falls to his knees as he held his stomach that was right now in pain right now and I decided to only slap him and knee him in the gut and do one more thing.
"Bongo!"I yell out and then the big gorilla came over to us while the toon prince was still holding his stomach.
"what is it and why is this guy holding his stomach like that?"Bongo ask and then I start to explain to him on what happen and that the prince wouldn't leave a girl alone and was trying to make her go with him to his castle and marry him and after telling Bongo I had no choice but to slap him in the face and knee him in the gut to make him take a hint that no means no and then after I did I called for him in hopes to take this prince out of the school.
"you did the right thing on telling me this Bernice and I will escort this guy out of the school and make sure he doesn't get back inside."Bongo said and I couldn't help but smile at that "thanks Bongo! and I'm sure all the girls thank you for doing that for all of them."I said as Bongo nods his head as he drags the prince kicking and screaming out the door.
"you sure did a number on that guy Bernie."I hear Smarty's voice said and I look over and saw him and the rest of the Toon Patrol, Beatrice and Cressida who were a little shocked on what happen and the girl that I saved was next to Beatrice.
"well I couldn't let him get away with what he was trying to do...those kinds of princes annoy me and they think they are so great and charming and just because they meet a girl only for a few minutes that gives them the right to try to drag them off to marry them...I mean I think I want to have a boyfriend first before being one of those stupid princesses who go along with whatever those princes of theirs says and that is why I only have respect for a few of the princesses because some of them waited to marry their guys."I said as I look over and saw that Snow White, Cinderella and Briar Rose (who I think shouldn't be called Aurora if you ask me.) and I start to glare at them.
"why are you glaring at those three?"Greasy's voice ask me and I look over and saw the curious look on his face.
"because I can't stand them...sure their movies were great and all but they just get under my skin for a lot of reasons."I said as I look over to the three again and look at the rings on each of their fingers that show they are married.
and I could hear them from here on after Snow White was gave a kiss and brought back to life from her prince's kiss he took her off to his kingdom and they both got married as soon as they got there.
"you sure are different from other girls Bernie."Smarty said with a voice that sounded like he was amused and I guess he is right about me being different from other girls but even if that is true I'm still a girl.
"yeah whatever and anyway I'm going to go see if I can get them to play something less boring."I said as I went over to the ones who were playing the music for the dance and when I got close enough I ask them if I could take over and they look at each other before looking at me "well we could use the break, so sure you can."one of them said and then I got up on to the stage and I use magic to let sound of the music that I was about to sing play around the stage.
I started to sing Naturally by Selena Gomez
but after I was done singing Naturally and was about to sing the next song I was cut off by Discord who pops out of no where next to me
"hello party people! can I hear a I rule!?"Discord said in a very good mood but my mood was starting to get annoyed
"DISCORD!"I yell out and Discord looks over at me while still smiling that mischievous smile of his.
"Yes Bunny?"he said with a smug way and I feel myself blush beat red from him using my nickname I had since I was very little and was worse is that everyone who was here heard him call me that.
"Seriously?! don't I get enough of you when you pop into my head when I'm dreaming?!"I said to him and then he place his hand on my shoulder "aww don't be such a stick in a mud Bunny."he said as I glare at him
"will you stop calling me by my nickname Discord!"I said as I watch him disappear one minute and the next thing I know he is right next to Smarty.
"oh is this the boy you have a crush on!?"Discord said as my eyes go wide with horror as he said that in front of everyone in ear shot.
"Discord shut up!"I said as Discord started to say some stuff that I wish he didn't
and then he pulls out something that something no boy should read..."Oooh whats this we have here?"Discord said holding a black book with a white snowflake on the front.
"MY DIARY!? DISCORD PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT RIGHHT THIS SECOND!"I said as he opens the book and turn a few pages until he grins a wicked smirk.
"Oh! it says here you find it cute when he gets mad!"Discord said and I feel my face go red and then I jump off the stage and run over to him and try to get my Diary back "give it back Discord! you shouldn't read it! and you really shouldn't read it with others around to hear! now hand it over before I kick your butt after the dance is over!"I said as he keeps smirking more and he turns the next page as he keeps flying away from me all over the place.
"oh it says here you think he is a great kisser but you would never tell him! oh whats this you think he has a cute bu-"he said but I cut him off by jumping up and tackling him to the ground and snatching the diary out of his hands or paws or whatever before he could finish saying what was written down in my diary.
"you are not going to finish reading that and now behave yourself! this is a dance for crying out loud!"I said as he just keeps smirking before he vanishes and leaving me to stand there and holding my diary.
"so what did you think was cute again?"Smarty ask me and I look over at him and my eyes go wide.
"it's nothing Smarty just go back to having fun."I said as he smirks "oh I was having fun watching him embarrassing you..."he said and I was about to tell him to shut up but then I notice that my diary was out of my hands and I look over and saw that right now Slimy and Flasher were reading my diary and Sleazy was covering his eyes not wanting to read it or see anything by accident.
"I told them not to take it from you when you were talking to Smarty."Sleazy said and then as I was walking over to them and about to grab the diary out of Slimy's hands when he laugh "you think he has a cute butt?"Slimy said and lucky no one else heard him due to the fact new music was playing and the only ones who did hear was...oh no.
I turn around and saw that Beatrice, Cressida, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy and Stupid heard Slimy read that part in my diary.
and it didn't help that Smarty heard as well.
and then everything was silent for a few moment until I hear laughing and it was coming from Greasy and Wheezy.
"STOP THAT LAUGHING! IT'S NOT FUNNY!"I said as I reach over and grab my diary from Slimy.
"yes it is!"Wheezy said while laughing and I could feel myself becoming more angry by the minute
the two were still laughing and I look over to Cressida "Cressida do you mind if I hit Wheezy?"I ask as she seem to think about it "well don't hit him too badly, okay?"she said to me and I nod my head in 'okay' and then I glare over to Wheezy and Greasy
"come here you two."I said as I went over to the two and then I started to hit both Wheezy and Greasy over their heads before giving the two more hits on the sides of their heads.
"ouch! girl that hurt!"Greasy said as he rubs his head "just be happy I took it easy on you two."I said
"your nickname is Bunny?"Stupid said and I calm down and sigh at him asking that question.
"yes my nickname is Bunny, I had it since I was 3 years old."I said as I feel myself blush a little and I hear a gasp coming from Slimy, Flasher and Sleazy and one of them saying "no way she can't be that little girl we met all those years ago."I hear Flasher say but both him, Slimy and Sleazy were whispering.
"oh that reminds me, Slimy! Flasher! you get a hit too for reading my diary and-"I said but I didn't get to finish what I was about to say cause my head started to hurt as I got these images that didn't make sense cause it had 3 year old me and...is that Slimy?
he looks worried and it look like we are in a toon car of some kind.
"Bernice are you okay? is your head hurting?"Beatrice ask me as I was holding my head and I look over at her
"yeah but it isn't too bad and I think it is going away now."I said as it was true as the pain that was in my head went away as soon as it came.
"good cause if your head was still hurting and you had to go home, don't think we are going to drive you home Bunny."Smarty said as I glare at him after he said that "isn't it bad enough you call me Bernie."I said as he smirks
"gives me more reason to watch your face turn red in embarrassment."Smarty said as he keeps smirking that smirk of his.
"what ever! I'm going to go get a drink."I said but when I only took two steps I hear someone say "Ha-Cha-Cha! what do we have here?"and I look over and saw Mortimer Mouse "oh hey Mort whats up? and please don't hit on me or my sister or any of our friends."I said as he look the same as he did in that old cartoon that was House of Mouse
and I had to admit he did look much more handsome then the version of him that is showed in the cartoons he stars in that is showed at the House of Mouse.
"wouldn't dream of it! I promise I will behave...for now at least but until then how about you and me cut a rug and maybe on Saturday me and you can go out on a date?"Mortimer said as I was about to tell him no (to both the dancing and the date) when I hear Smarty laugh "oh please as if she would dance or go on a date with you! she wont ever get a boyfriend because she is so crazy about me and she knows she can't have me!"Smarty said and then I glare at him before looking over at Mortimer
"you know what Mortimer, yes I will dance with you and I will go on a date with you."I said as I take off my black leather jacket and gave it to Sleazy "here hold this for me would ya Sleazy? thanks."I said as I hear a jaw hit the floor and saw it too cause it was Smarty and Greasy jaws that drop to the floor (hey Greasy will be Greasy and I know that his heart will always belong to my sister.)
I roll my eyes at this as I place my hand in Mortimer's open hand which as soon as I did he close his hand around my own hand
and I look up at Mortimer (and yes he was taller than me.)
"come on Mortimer..."I said as he starts to lead me away from the others and before we were too far off I look back to Greasy and Smarty "you two are going to catch a fly if you don't pick your mouths up off the floor!"I said to the two before facing forward and walking more with Mortimer.
but as soon as me and Mortimer were about to dance I hear someone running toward us and the next thing I know someone is grabbing my left arm and pulling me away from Mortimer and making me go behind them and I see it was Smarty but what happen next really made me both shock and confused.
"stay away from my girl!"Smarty yells as he punches Mortimer right in the right side of his eye and most likely giving him a black eye that might show up later...
and did Smarty just say I was his girl? no way he could of meant it in a way that means he likes me
he doesn't like me at all he is just tricking me and trying to get me to let my guard down so he can get me back for all the stuff I put him through.
I'm not falling for it Smarty you may think you have me fooled but you don't!
you are not using my crush on you to get back at me for all those times I prank you and got your patrol to give you a bath after tricking you into saying that you need a bath.
no way Smarty you aren't fooling this girl even if you tell me you do love me and you want to keep Mortimer away by saying I'm your girl, I know it is just a trick and as soon as I tell you how happy I am about it you say 'ha! fooled you! I don't really love you, now we are even Bernie!'
yeah that is how I picture he will say and I got to say it kinda hurts.
to be continued
