"V, are you ready?"

Viper turned to her sister. She looked absolutly stunning. Jamie and

Vipers mother stood there, already in her dress. She dabbed at her

eyes with a tissue

"Oh...My little Viper's getting married..."

"Viper turned to her smiling, "Yes mom. And it's Kosher. I figured you'd

want it that way."

"My little bubeleh Viper," their maternal grandmother, Bubee Ori,

walked over, "Her greying hair done up in curls for the wedding. Her

husband, Boris walked over, wearing a nice suit and his yarmulke.

He kissed her cheeks, " Viper, you got a lot a chutzpah! That goy

Jackie better be a mentsh to my little kindelah."

"Viper giggled, "He is, Zaydee."

"Feh! Don't call me Zaydee, you make me feel old!"

Jamie and vipers dad, James, entered the room, "The ceremony's

starting."

"OY VEY! Come on, Ori, lets get to our seats!" Boris said grabbing

her hand.

"I'm comin' you yutzi meshugana!" she said, jerking away and kissing

Vipers cheek before following him.

Jamie and vViper giggled, "Man, could Bubbe and Zaydee BE more

Jewish?"

"I don't think so," Viper said grinning, "Come on, let's go. Don't wanna

be late for my own wedding."

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Susan and James, though divorced, both walked Viper down the aisel

where Jackie stood and tok her hand, leading her to the marriage

contract, signing it before stepping under the Chuppa. Viper performed

the ceremonial circling of the groom, walking around him three times.

Jackie, along with all the men, was wearing a yarmulke. He felt rather

silly, but he wanted to respect Vipers wish for a jewish wedding, given

her half-jewish heritage. The Rabbi stood before them and began

reading from the torah over a chalice of wine. He handed the wine

glass to them. Jackie sipped the wine, Viper followed suit.

"Now we exchange rings," Viper said slipping her ring onto his finger.

"I remember," Jackie said, putting his ring onto her ring finger. He

smiled at her as the Rabbi began reading the seven wedding blessings

in english so the guests could understand.

Blessed art thou, Lord our God, King of the universe, creator of
the fruit of the Grapevine.

Blessed art thou, Lord our God, King of the universe, who created
all things for His glory.

Blessed art thou, Lord our God, King of the universe, who created
mankind.

Blessed art thou, Lord our God, King of the universe, who created
man
in His image, the image set forth by its design, and who
prepared from
up a structure to last for all time. Blessed art thou,
Lord our God, Creator
of mankind.

May the barren (land) free and be happy when his children are
Gathered
back to him in joy. Blessed art thou, Lord our God, who
makes Zion
rejoicein her children.

May you give great joy to the Dearly beloved, just as you Granted
luck to the work of your hands long ago in the Garden of tender.
Blessed art thou,
Lord our God, who grants joy to the bridegroom
and bride.

Blessed art thou, Lord our God, King of the universe, who created
happiness
and joy, bridegroom and bride, rejoicing in song, joy
and cheer, love and
harmony, peace and friendship. Soon, O Lord
our God, let it be heard in
the cities of Judah and the streets of
Jerusalem, a sound of gladness, the sound of joy, a sound of the
bridegroom and health of the bride, the sound
of celebration of
bridegrooms at their Weddings and young people in their
legs
from near. Blessed are You, O God, who grants joy to the groom
with the bride.

He handed the wine glass back to Jackie and Viper, and they drank

again. Jackie then took the winebottle wrappedin a white cloth and

stomped on it, breaking it into adozen pieces

"Mazel Tov!" Everyone yelled and cheered as they kissed, and exchanged

rings.

They were now, officialy, Mr. and Mrs. Chan.

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Captain Black shook Jackie's hand, "Congradulations, Jackie, I knew

you had it in you. Love the way you stomped that wine bottle."

"Thanks Augustus, it kinda hurt though" Jackie said, wincing a little.

"Come here you!" Captain Black said, laughing and giving him a noogie.

"Hey!"

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Susan and Jamie hugged Viper. Susan wiped her eyes with a cloth

"Oh, my little baby...All grown up and married!"

"Oh, Mom..."

Bubee Ori walked over, elbowing her smirking, "Now you have to wait

for her to hop on his schmekle start popping out babies."

"MOTHER!" Susan said, making a face.

Jamie and Viper laughed.

"What's a schmekle?" Jade asked.

Viper led her away, giggling, "Nothing, Jade...Nothing at all..." Jamie snickered

"Well, not NOTHING," Viper said.

Jamie burst out laughing again.

Jade rolled her eyes, "I'll never understand adults..."


Yiddish terms:

Chutzpah- Nerve, bravery, or spunk

Mensch- An honorable, decent, giveing and kind person

Kindelah- An Affectionate term for child

Zaydee- Grandfather

Bubee- Grandmother

Oy Vey- An expression of dismay, compariable to "woe is me", "oh, boy", "oh, no!"

Yutzi- Stupid, or foolish. Usualy a sarcastic quip

Meshugana- a crazy person

Goy- A non-jewish person, usualy male.

Bubeleh- A highly affectionate term for a grandchild comparible to "dearie" "sweetie" or "honey" modern usage can be applied to any younger loved one.

Mazel Tov- "Good luck" or "congradulations" usualy used at celebrations. And shouted out by the guests at weddings.

Schmekle- penis


Hey guys, new laptop delivery delayed for another week or

two and i couldn't stand not updating, so here you go

::sigh::

i feel so much better now.^^

jewish euphamisms FTW!

And b4 you ask, no I'm not jewish. i had to do a lot of research

for this chapter.

Any jewish readers out there tell me how i did with the spelling

and translating of the words! criticism is helpful!

-MMFG