It is now time for my 50th chapter! I decided to do something big since it's also the 20th anniversary of Spongebob SquarePants. This one is based off one of my favorite Spongebob episodes: Texas. I hope you enjoy it.
Also, for those of you who wanted to read a Band Geeks parody, I suggest you read DarthFlores' version of it because I won't be rewriting that episode.
The story starts at Jean Juan's French Mex restaurant. Lori and Lincoln decided to bond together today, with Clyde tagging along. They all ordered surprise dishes as the waiters came by with food.
"Cool, I got a pizza taco!" Lincoln said.
"I got a taco taco inside of another taco!" Clyde said.
"What did you get Lori?" Lincoln asked.
"Oooh!" Lori said surprised when she opened her dish. "It's the Couple Quesadilla that me and Bobby used to make."
"Si." The waiter said. "Senor Bobby has a knack for creating Mexican cuisine."
"Bobby? Who is this Bobby?" Clyde said in denial. "I've never met a Bobby before."
Then Lori looked sad. "Oh, I can't eat this without Bobby. It wouldn't be the same."
"You can share it with me." Clyde offered.
"Actually, you two can have it." Lori said sadly. "I just lost my appetite. I'll see you guys later."
Lori left the restaurant.
"Lori?" Lincoln said concerned.
The two boys ran out to catch up with Lori.
"Hey Lori, wanna take selfies with us?" Lincoln asked.
"No thanks." Lori said as she kept walking off.
Then Lincoln appeared with a surfboard. "Surf's up!"
"No." Lori continued walking.
Then Lincoln and Clyde showed up in front of her carrying bunnies.
"Lori, look at these cute bunnies we found." Lincoln said.
"Listen Lincoln, right now I don't feel like eating Mexican food, taking selfies, surfing, or petting bunnies." Lori looked closely at the bunnies. "Though, these ones are really adorable."
She petted them. Lincoln and Clyde set them down and the two bunnies rubbed noses together.
"Aww, these two must be a couple." Clyde said.
The bunnies held paws and hopped off.
"Yep. They really have a close relationship." Lincoln said. "It must be nice for a couple to never be separated. For one of them to never move to another place. That's some dedication."
Hearing this made Lori burst into tears.
"Lori, what the heck are you crying about?"
"I'm not crying. I'm allergic to...those bunnies."
Lincoln wasn't fooled. "Lori."
"Ok, I guess I miss Bobby a little."
"Bobby, huh?" Lincoln thought of something.
"Almost there!" Lincoln said.
"Dang it Lincoln. What is it?" Lori wondered. She was wearing a blindfold as Lincoln and Clyde guided her back to their house.
"Ta da!" Clyde took off her blindfold.
Lincoln held out a picture of Bobby in front of Lori. "Here's Bobby!"
This made Lori cry again. She ran upstairs and into her room. Lincoln and Clyde followed.
"Lori?" Lincoln knocked on the door.
"Go away." Lori said.
The two boys left her alone.
"I don't get it Clyde. What's wrong with Lori?"
"Maybe it's just a girl thing."
Lori opened up a window and stuck her head out. She had a guitar with her and tuned it before singing a song.
Wish I could stay with Bobby
Things are different for this girl
Wish I could stay with Bobby
The best boyfriend in the world
I know that deep in my heart
I'll always be your precious girl
Lori's singing is heard from outside as Lincoln and Clyde are back out and listen to her notes.
"Where is that beautiful singing coming from?" Clyde wondered.
"Clyde, up there!" Lincoln pointed at Lori's window. Clyde looked. "It's Lori."
Lori continued singing.
I wanna stay with my Bobby
The handsome apple of my eye
I miss his goofy sombreros, his burritos and churro pies, oh why
When I'm so far from you Bobby, all I can do is cry
Lincoln and Clyde tear up and start crying. The other sisters who were outside, heard Lori's singing and began crying.
I wanna stay with yoooooooou
(in a deep male voice)
I wanna stay with yoooooooou!
Lori closes her window and leaves. Lincoln, Clyde, and the other sisters are all together crying.
"Lori should sing more often." Clyde said.
"She totes has a great singing voice." Leni said.
"But since when can she play a guitar?" Luna said. "And wasn't that my old guitar?
"Guys, she sang that song from her heart." Lincoln said. "She really misses Bobby."
"Maybe Lisa can invent a portal machine." Lynn suggested. "We use it to travel to Bobby's place, tie up Bobby and bring him back here."
The others looked at Lynn surprised.
"Uh...no, we're not doing that." Lincoln said. "That's kidnapping."
"Well, since we can't bring Bobby here, why don't we bring his Mexican culture?" Clyde suggested.
"That's it! Clyde, your genius is showing!"
"Where?" Leni said.
Soon, the plan to get Lori to stay in Royal Woods was coming together. The family and Clyde were at Gus' Games n Grub.
"Everything looks great." Lincoln said.
"And now all we need is Lori." Rita said.
"Leave that to us." Lincoln said. "Come on Clyde."
Lincoln and Clyde head back to the Loud house.
Lori was walking downtown with two suitcases as she was talking to her boyfriend on her phone.
"Are you sure you want to this babe?" Bobby asked.
"Yes Bobby, I literally want to show a stronger dedication by being with you." Lori said.
"That's touching, but what about your family?" Bobby said.
"Uh, they said they were cool with it but they'll really miss me." Lori lied.
"Oh, well, ok. I'm sure there's a place in our apartment where you can stay so-"
"Lori! Lori!" Lincoln and Clyde ran down the sidewalk after her.
"Oh great." Lori muttered. "I have to go Bobby."
She hung up. The boys caught up to her.
"What are you guys doing here?"
"We didn't see you at the house and-" Lincoln notices the bags. "Where are you going with those bags?"
"I'm moving to Great Lakes City." Lori said.
"Wait, What? Now? You can't, I mean-"
"It's time for this Boo Boo Babe to move in with her Boo Boo Bear." Lori said and walked off.
"But Lori, I planned on-but we were gonna-" Lincoln could barely talk clearly. "Lori, wait! Don't you want a pizza or something?"
"I'll order one later." Lori said.
"But Lori, don't you want to say bye to all your friends and family first?" Lincoln said.
"I just can't do that Lincoln. It would be too sad."
Lori went to a bus stop, where the bus showed up and Lori went in. The bus left with her.
"No wait!" Lincoln called. "Lori!!"
It was too late now.
"I can't believe she's gone." Lincoln said sadly.
Clyde came over. "Yeah, what's so great about dumb old Bobby?"
Suddenly, the bus came back very quickly. A ticked off Lori stepped out.
"What did you say?"
"Bobby's dumb?" Clyde said timidly.
"Don't you dare take the name of Bobby in vain!"
The bus left.
"You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Bobby?" Lincoln said.
"No, you can't!"
"Oh, then can we say his culture is dumb?" Clyde asked.
"No! You can't say nothing about Bobby!"
Lincoln got an idea. "Oh, so we shouldn't say anything bad about Booooobby!"
Lincoln shakes his butt, mocking Bobby.
"I'm warning you Lincoln!" Lori said angrily.
"Hey, Look Clyde. I'm Bobby." He imitates Bobby. "Ay yai yai. I'm Senor Bobby and I love my babe, Lori."
"I'm Bobby too." Clyde said and he imitates Bobby. "I love my Lori Wori. Let's kiss."
He makes smooch sounds.
"You guys better cut it out!" Lori warned.
Lincoln sings La Cucaracha (one of Bobby's favorite songs) in a mocking tone while Clyde makes armpit sounds. Lori's face turns red as she becomes enraged. Now Lincoln's head is shaped like Bobby's.
"Hey Clyde, guess who I am?"
"Um...stupid?"
"No, I'm Bobby!"
"What's the difference?"
Lincoln and Clyde laugh. Lori has had enough and drops her suitcases. She stands in front of them.
"You twerps better apologize or I'm gonna turn you into the worst human pretzels ever!"
"You'll have to catch us first!" Lincoln said and he and Clyde ran off.
"We did it!" Lincoln said running. "We got her!"
"Can't til she the surprise!" Clyde replied. He looked back. "Can we say that Bobby's hair is dumb? Can we say that Bobby's shoes are dumb?"
Clyde laughs.
"Ok Clyde, that's enough." Lincoln said.
"Why? You think ol Lori is gonna-"
Then they see Lori running towards them at a great speed. Clyde panics.
"Run faster Clyde!" Lincoln said.
The two boys run as fast as they can. They run past a tree. Lori runs right through the tree, causing to to fall down. As Lincoln and Clyde continue running, Clyde is suddenly pulled back by a rope.
"Lincoln!"
An explosion is seen in the background. Lincoln becomes more terrified. He hides behind a fence and shakes in fear. He then hears something charging. A big Mexican bulldog breaks through the fence with Lori riding on it. Lincoln gets up and continues running.
"Lincoln, meet my Mexican friend! You gonna take back what you said?" Lori said aggressively.
"No!" Lincoln is sweating as gets closer to Gus' Games n Grub. "Almost there!"
He sees Lori with a rope as she spins it in the shape of Lincoln's body. Lincoln screams and jumps for the front door. However, Lori catches his foot with the rope and pulls as Lincoln clings onto the door. He starts to lose his grip.
"Lincoln, you are gonna take your punishment like a man!" Lori yelled angrily as the bulldog pulled back.
"Lori! Noooooooo!"
The doors broke off from the hinges. The Loud family, Lori's friends and her manager came out.
"Hola Senorita!!"
"W-what's all this?" Lori questioned.
Lincoln got up. "It's a party!"
Clyde came back as his body was twisted into a human pretzel. "For you!"
"For me?" Lori said.
"It's your own little slice of Bobby's Mexican culture." Lincoln explained. "Check it out Lori. We've got salsa dancing."
Luna and Leni were dancing with a bowl of salsa.
"Burritos." Lynn Sr. had a plate full of burritos with the fillings dripping out.
"Homemade Churro pies." Rita, Luan, and Lori's friends held out churro pies, which had churros sticking out of the pies.
"And we've got our very own sombreros." Lincoln and Clyde wore paper mache sombreros. Lori was speechless.
"So what do you think? You gonna stay?"
Everyone smiled at Lori. Lori started laughing, making everyone confused.
"What's so funny Lori?" Lincoln asked.
"You guys." She said. "I appreciate what you all are trying to do but home isn't just about Bobby. It's not about burritos, and churro pies. Home is where you're surrounded by people that care about you."
Everyone gathered around Lori. Lori slapped her head. "Duh. What am I doing? I've been home all along and it took me until now to realize it."
"So you're staying?" Lincoln asked.
"I'm stayin!"
Everyone cheered happily, including the Mexican bulldog.
"Yeah! Who needs dumb old Bobby?" Clyde blurted out. Everyone stared at him.
"What did you just say?" Lori said.
Clyde realized his mistake. "Should I start running now?"
Epilogue
Lori and the family were back at home after the party. Lori was in her room chatting with Bobby over the phone.
"So I've decided to stay Royal Woods, Bobby." Lori said to him. "But we'll always be together, even if we're in a long distance relationship."
"Well, I'm glad to hear that." Bobby said. "We can always share our family traditions over the phone."
"Yeah, and we should visit each other more often. Well, we can at least try."
"We will." Bobby said. "Because I love you babe."
Lori smiled romantically. "I love you too Boo Boo Bear."
