Tales of the falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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MysterD47: Relax, he's in pain. But everything is still attached...but I make no promises for future stories. also 'art/No-Under-Wear-Off-Redone-416837607'
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AN: this story was inspired by GojiraCipher. Give HIS stories a read! Their good!
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Stan Pines groaned as he woke up...he felt like he'd been hit by a bus. "Oh, man...what happened?" He tried to think back...okay, he and Ford had been making surprisingly good time to the arctic circle...Ford had just found the source of his odd readings...and then...what happened then? Gah! It was all a blur!
Speaking of Ford...where was he? Stan looked around...he was in a giant gringy room...that had a giant hovering over it!
"GAH!" Cried out Stan in terror. "Relax Stan! It's fine! Were in no trouble!" Shouts a familiar voice. Stan turns to the source and sure enough, it's Ford...sitting on a chair beneath the giant and scribbling in his journal.
Stan was confused by this...then he saw why...the giant wasn't hovering...it was hanging! The giant had hung itself!
"Well...that's ominous." Stated Stan, he then uneasily climbs up the huge chair and walks up to his brother. "Before you ask- I don't remember how we got down here either." Said Ford before Stan could say anything. "We were close to the source of the strange readings...it appeared to be some form of lighthouse on an uncharted island...and next thing I know...were in this room."
Stan nods. "Alright...so what do we do now?" Ford closes his journal and stands up. "Well, the seawater smell, plus the amount and type of corrosion I've seen...I'd say were somewhere close to sea." he brings out a weird looking device. "According to this handheld echo-finder...were pretty far down below sea level...can't give me an exact estimate...but it's deep."
Stan frowns. "And that means...what?" "It means we can't just smash our way to freedom. This place is so dilapidated, too much damage could cause the sea to flood into here." Points out Ford.
"Ahhhh...but that's my favorite way of getting from place to place!" Groaned Stan. "Yeah, well. Odds are good that disappointment will abound today." Said Ford as he climbed down with Stan and pushed the chair to the door so they could reach the knob and get out of the room.
They came to a large catwalk stretched over a dark abyss, as they walked over it-
SCREECH!
Both brothers look up at a catwalk far above them...where a giant...'thing' with a large head and larger arms dragged a metal crate across the cat walk and out of sight...
Both brothers just stared at where the 'thing' had been. "...Were gonna have to fight that thing later, aren't we?" Asked Stan finally. "Looks likely" Said Ford evenly.
With nothing left to say...they go into a dark room-
SPLAT!
FULL OF GIANT LEECHES!
"Guh, reminds of my Ex-wife." Admits Stan as it tries to rip off his face. Ford throws some his pocket-holy salt onto the leeches. "Calm down Stan! If we keep our heads, and push through. We can-
"KILL THEM! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Screamed Stan as he wheels his shoot gun around to the leech that just tried to bit off his dick-
"STAN DON'T-
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
CRACK!
Between their weight and the holes shoot in the floor...it all gave way...
SQUISH!
A blood-soaked Ford sighed. "Do I even want to know what we just landed in?" Stan was too busy barfing to answer...
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As the two brothers tried to drag themselves out of a pile of (censored), they were being watched...
"Grukle Stan and Ford?" Asked Mable Pines as she huddled her yellow raincoat closer together...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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