List of oneshots part 2

chapter 54

What if a certain queen got to find a husband?

Series: Bleach and Superman the Animated Series

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-Outside the Omniverse-

"Zzzzz." Snored Yui as Omni was busy looking around at the stars.

"Let's see." He said looking at each one. "Extinction here, Shirou getting a harem there, Wonder Woman and Livewire? What the hell?" He groaned. "Ugh! It's all the same, nothing new nothing special at all! Not even in normal worlds!"

Yui grumbled while scratching his butt.

"I must find something." Omni grumbled while looking around. "Let's see, Jaune is a girl? Seen it. Erza being a man, why? What? Me as a chick?! Who thought of that?!"

"Quiet, sleeping." muttered Yui.

He grumbled before seeing a world with the title, DCAU on it. "Huh? That world? Interesting but what can I do to a world where everything would kill me. Oh wait it can't, I'm above them but still I would only go there for a good reason." 'And without Yui trying to fight Darkside with a spoon. Really just why Yui?!'

And cue said deity beginning to wake up.

"Ok what can I do here?" Omni muttered as Yui walked towards him. "Superman and Livewire? Ok but I'll add that for later, female Batman and a shanghai Catwoman? Odd. Yui as a Black Lantern? Ok that's just crazy even for him!"

"You said it."

He turned to him. "Oh it's you, how was the nap?"

"Horrible, I kept having this dream where they rebooted the Ben 10 series."

"They did." He deadpanned. "I even found the world for it and it's so bad even I wouldn't go there without a hazmat suit."

"Well if you need me I'm gonna go jump in a black hole then."

"Just wait a second." Omni frowned. "I need your help with this."

"Fuck that shit!" he declared. "I'm sticking with the Ben 10 people like!"

He rolled his eyes before seeing a name on the world. "Maxima, wait, isn't she that yandere Almeracian queen that's jumping from one man to the other?"

"First off just because she's desperate to find a husband does not qualify as yandere, I should know, I wrote a book about them." he smirked holding said book up.

"The one that failed to get reviews except for that one girl." He sighed. "But seriously isn't she kind of like a yandere?"

"Like I said, more like obsessed, and a true yandere sticks with one man!" he held up his book. "All shall know my teachings of yanderes!"

Omni sighed again while muttering. "I get that but with her, I'm surprised she just moves on like that. Even after getting her throne back."

"Why do you bring her up? Interested in being her husband?"

"No." he chuckled. "I'm just having a feeling that she needs something in her life. But now I know it's a husband, say Yui." He turned to him. "Do you know anyone in that universe that's not Superman or Lobo that can help her?"

"Be specific, do you mean strong, power mad, tyrannical, or all of the above?"

"No, like strong in both body and mind yet incorruptible . Like oh say a hero or anti-hero with a good moral scale."

"Uh…..does it have to be from this universe?"

"Well no. But I want your opinion before I show it to her in person."

"All I can think of is Batman or The Flash, both fit and strong in mind, though with Wally he's still a little in need of time to mature, but I wouldn't say he'd go to the dark side so easily."

"Same with Batman, I mean Bruce is strong, but he has TOO many lovers! Hell I'm still surprised at how many he has. That and he is not that sound in mind with the whole parents being murdered and losing people to villains thing."

"That's crazy, he doesn't have that many lovers." remarked Yui while a long list of Bruce's love interests appeared and extended out for a mile or two. "Nope, not even huge."

"You were saying?"

"Ok, maybe MAYBE you're onto something."

"I usually am." He smirked before pulling out a list of heroes from omniverse worlds. "Let's see, Jaune, no. Maybe Tsukune? No no. Um….wow this list is long."

"Gee really? I never noticed." spoke Yui sarcastically.

"Well let's see." Omni looked at it. "I only see four good ones. Ben 10, Soul Eater, Ash or Takuya. The others are either lacking in mind or in strength."

"You're saying Tatsumi lacks those?" Yui raised an eyebrow.

"No no. It's just that world might kill her. Remember the scissors that can cut anything and the fact everyone has a weapon that can kill aliens?!"

"Uh...aliens?"

"She's an alien." He deadpanned. "And remember Esdeath, if she finds out Maxima is his wife she might cause an end of the world scenario."

"Ok well for Ash, nope. His body isn't that strong, even though if you look back at the pokemon he can carry and their weight it says otherwise, but he's not overly tough. In mind, strategic, but constantly forgets about his other STRONGER pokemon, so he's out."

"Agreed and Soul's out because of his madness wavelength. If she got into contact with it then it's not a good thing, even if she's good at mind tricks."

"Takuya, no. While he is strong as Agunimon, naturally he's still young and has yet to develop, but in the mind he did grow as a leader."

"Then it's Ben." He frowned. "Ugh just who else would work?!" As he growled he noticed two names on the bottom, Ichigo Kurosaki and Ginta. "...EUREKA!"

"What?"

"We show her the world's of Bleach AND Mar Heaven and let Maxima pick! I mean look at the two!" He said while two portals appeared showing the two heros. "Ones a soul reaper that saved the world and another is a hero that is saving a fantasy world with arm!"

"Even though Ben did more…." muttered Yui looking away.

"I mean think, we never-" he looked at Yui. "Ok we'll show her Ben as well, happy?"

"I was kidding." he sweatdropped.

Omni shrugged before making a portal. "Let us meet the queen. And no looking for Poison Ivy, she's not ready for your cock plant's yet."

"Oh she will be, she will be."

He shrugged while entering the portal.

-Almerac, royal palace-

"Ok so remember Yui, don't look her in the eyes."

"Dude she's a queen, not Medusa."

"I know, but the last time you were looking at a queens eyes nearly sent us to jail." Omni frowned. "And what's worse it nearly killed us thanks to that Cthulhu monster!"

"Well where is she anyway?"

Omni pointed to a woman with long red hair, gold eyes, with a white, black and gold armor that showed her large ass and E cup chest, with a long white cape who was currently slicing some dummies with a sword. "She's right here."

"Oh, hey queenie!"

She turned and frowned. "Who are you?"

"We are interdimensional beings from outside time and space." Omni smirked. "And we are here to help you Maxima."

"To get you a husband to rock the bed with and make several heirs with."

"Yui! Don't say that yet!"

"Enough! Just tell me your reasons or I'll cut you myself!"

Omni sighed before making three portals appear. "Look into each and pick a husband, it's not that hard."

She walked over with a raised eyebrow and looked through them.

Each one showed a hero doing their everyday lives as they used strange objects and powers that would make Superman small in comparison.

"Well, who's it going to be? The boy with the watch, the boy with the power of death or the boy with magic up his nonexistence sleeves?"

"Hmmm, they're all so perfect, but….I'm gonna….go with this one." she spoke pointing at Ichigo.

"Ah the boy with the power of death." He grinned while making the others vanish. "Good choice, plus fun fact his world has dead people and beings with power related to the soul. Meaning they can destroy a soul if you're not careful."

"Now that's true power." she smirked. "Bring me to him."

Omni turned to Yui and nodded as the said figure made a black portal. "Step this way and remember what Superman told you. Don't try to act like everyone's below you. Just try to talk to them like equals."

"Yeah, otherwise I will do what has been done in myths." spoke Yui with a dramatic tone. "Make you sleep…..with a bull!"

They looked at him before nodding as they punched him in the face at the same time.

"OW!"

"No Minotaur jokes!"

"Ah….no comedy." he wheezed before they walked through the portal.

-Karakura town-

Ichigo was busy fighting a hollow with a snake's head as the portal appeared behind him.

"Where is he?" Maxima asked.

"He's invisible when his souls out." Omni sighed before putting some contacts in her eyes. "With those you can see him but you can't touch him until he's either in his body or until you gain soul powers." 'That or the contacts giver her the power in the next ten minutes.'

"Wow!" she spoke seeing the hollow and Ichigo who jumped up and stabbed his Zanpaktou into it's body.

"That's nothing, he can even stop a few million of them." Omni smirked. "Oh and he's a Soul Reaper, a sort of police man for souls, Quincy, a hunter of Hollows that can kill souls, and a Hollow, that thing there but there are more powerful corrupted souls out there, hybrid. The only one of his kind in existence."

"So if you two rock the bed you'll have quite the stuff to say about your kids."

Maxima grinned as Ichigo cut the hollow in half as it turned into a soul and vanished.

"We'll be off." Omni said while making a red portal and gave her a card. "If you need anything just call us and we'll give you advice. Oh and one more thing, try not to make a scene. There are no other super powered heroes or villains here so if you try anything you might be seen as a terrorist."

"And remember to do the bow chicka wow wow in a private spot."

"Huh?" She said as she saw them leave. "The what what?"

(With Ichigo)

'Few, thought that one was gonna keep dodging.' He thought while looking for his body. 'But now where is that body? Hope Kon didn't use it to grope Orihime again.'

"Husband!"

He turned and saw a woman with weird clothes and blinked before looking around. 'Is she talking to someone near me?'

"Husband." She said before….touching him. "I have found you worthy. Now let's get the...bow chicka now now?" 'I think that's right?'

He looked at her in surprise. "Wait, you can see me?"

She nodded before pulling him away with a firm grip. "Now on to Almerac!"

"Almer-what?" he looked lost.

"My home planet." She said with a grin. "And you're now home my king."

Ichigo blinked before managing to get out of her grasp. "Uh, you got the wrong person, I'm not married."

"You are now." She said seductively as Ichigo backed away. "So come here and give your wife a kiss."

He blushed before spotting his body and lunged back into it before he jerked up and started running off.

Maxima saw this and frowned. 'So he wants to play hard to get. Well two can play that game.' she then ran after him while causing a mailbox to turn into a sword. "Get back here husband!"

"I'm not your husband!"

(Later)

Ichigo ran home and locked the door as his sisters looked at him confused.

"Ich-nee? What's going on?"

"Nothing, just some crazy lady following me, if she knocks pretend no one's home."

"Um Ichigo." Karin said pointing to a woman who was sitting on a chair while sharpening a sword. "Like her?"

He jumped and went wide eyed. 'How the hell did she get here already!'

"Oh husband." Maxima smiled. "About time you came back."

Ichigo gulped before running out the door.

"...so is he like this all the time sisters in law?"

"To a point." remarked Karin. "But how do you know him?"

"Saw him and liked the results." She said before explaining everything to them as Ichigo had to run to a certain shop keeper who was busy with Rukia about soul candy.

"So this will help with stamina?"

"Of course."

"Ok-"

"HELP ME!" Yelled Ichigo while out of breath.

"Oh hello Ichigo, did you need something?"

He closed the door while barricading it. "I have a crazy stalker after me!"

"Huh? Is it Rangiku?" Rukia asked.

"No! Just a crazy girl that thinks she's an alien! And my wife!"

"...huh, I was gonna make that my fourth guess."

"Husband!" The woman called out from outside. "Where are you? I just want to touch your chiseled abs."

Ichigo covered Rukia and Kisuke's mouth while listening closely to her footsteps.

"Husband." She said while looking at the shop. "Ok this is getting annoying. I'm a queen of Almerac and a very busy woman. Just come out and we can get to know one another in battle and in the bed."

Ichigo gulped before seeing a sword going down the door.

She tore through the door and saw him. "Husband! There you are!"

Ichigo ran off while she took off following.

"...what?" Rukia said in confusion.

(With them)

"Come back husband! There is no need to run from me!"

"I'm not your husband!"

"Nonsense! You're the perfect husband!" She cried out as Ichigo bumped into Uryu.

"Hey watch the-"

"NO TIME! NEED HELP!" he spoke before picking him up and tossing Uryu at her.

"AH!" He yelled as Maxima grabbed him and threw him back at Ichigo.

CRASH!

"Ow!"

"Get off me-"

"Husband." Maxima said while coming closer to the two boys. "Don't run."

"Hus...band?" groaned Uryu confused while Ichigo tried crawling away.

"Need to run." He groaned out before getting picked up.

"There, now on to the wedding!"

"I'm not getting married you crazy woman!"

She chuckled before seeing a bow of pure energy getting pulled by the boy at her face. "You dare try to attack the queen of Almerac."

"Would someone mind telling me what's going on?"

"It's simple, I'm Maxima the queen of a planet far from this place." She spoke while glaring at Uryu. "And it's not in any place in your universe."

"And she keeps saying I'm her husband."

"Because you are." She grinned while placing him on her shoulder. "And now if you don't mind, I'm going to get back home and prepare for the wedding. I really need to get the Tamaraneans ready with the decor." 'They are good with that sort of stuff.'

Ichigo's eyes twitched before using his badge and escaped his body. "No way in hell lady!"

Maxima frowned before using her bracelets to make her disappear into a white and black portal. Only to reappear next to Ichigo and tapped his shoulder.

"Ah!"

"Just give up. I'm not leaving until you're with me, breathing or not." 'I think that's the term for love?'

'Holy shit she's psycho!' Ichigo thought in horror before seeing her about the slash him with her sword. He pulled his own Zanpakuto out and blocked it.

"You're good." She grinned while applying more power to it. "But show me the power you keep within you stud!"

'If it gets her off my back then fine!' He thought before getting kicked in the stomach hard as he was sent into a pole.

SHISH!

"Show me what you got husband!" Maxima yelled while slashing the pole in half along with a small mailbox.

'Crap!' He thought as he dodged another strike to his stomach. "Alright, bring it!"

She grinned while attacking again before getting hit by the sword which seemed to bounce off her armor. "Nice try but that blade can't cut my skin or armor!"

'Oh kingy, I think you need to get laid.'

'She's gonna drag me into being married!'

'So?'

'I'm not ready for that you jackass!'

'Again so what?'

SHISH!

"Stop holding back!" Maxima yelled while slashing at his face.

'Just get laid. She's strong enough so why not tap that ass?'

He growled and ducked under a slash before lunging and slammed his elbow into her gut.

She moved a few inches before smirking. "Was that your best?"

"No." he said before bashing his head on her own. "That was!"

"Gah!"

"Getsuga Tenshou!" he spoke sending the wave at her which exploded and sent her flying. "That was close."

'Um kingy.' The hollow half said as Maxima appeared behind him. 'Duck!'

SHISH!

"That was strong, but not enough to deter me husband!" she remarked as Ichigo barely ducked and started running off.

'I recommend using me.'

'Why should I?!'

'Because I'm strong enough to send her flying permanently.' He smirked. 'And I'm offering a little power, free of cost.'

'Nothing's ever free from you.'

'Well considering you're about to get hitched, it's either that or being killed. Your choice.'

'...fine.'

"Husband! Come back so I can have a wedding!" Maxima yelled while running at him faster.

Ichigo held his hand to his face before his mask formed and held his blade up. "Bankai!"

KABOOM!

She covered her face as an explosion rocked the area. 'Oh this is new.'

Slowly Ichigo stood there with his sword black and much more sleeker than before.

"Mmm, how handsome." She licked her lips. "I think you just made me forget about Superman."

"I don't know who that is, but if you want a fight, then you got one!" he roared out before shooting at her much faster than before as he swung his blade up.

She blocked it with her blade. "Fast but not Almeracian fast." She then disappeared and appeared behind him before attempting to hit him. "AHH!"

KLING!

He blocked her without turning around or flinching while her eyes widened.

She then decided to use her fists on him. Which didn't work as she only hit the pavement as it broke apart under her. 'Damn, he's getting faster.'

"Get ready." Ichigo said in a disordered voice. "Because I'm going to fuck you up!"

"If it's the bed, wait until the wedding."

He rolled his eyes before quickly knocking her down on her back and held her down with a foot with his blade under her chin.

Maxima looked at this and went wide eyed. 'He's really fast! He's even faster than me!'

"Don't get up."

She looked at him before blasting him with an optic blast that sent him flying. "Then I'll help you get up!"

He crashed to the ground as Maxima grabbed him and plowed him into the ground.

"It's been fun, but we have a wedding to attend husband dear."

He narrowed his eyes before his blade glowed and he held it up vertical. "Getsuga Tenshou."

This time a more powerful version of it hit her point blank and sent her crashing into the road with her armor taking a lot of damage from it.

"Gah!" She gasped while trying to get up. "You won't win. I won't go back without a husband again."

Ichigo was about to attack when a large letter appeared out of a red portal as it landed on his foot. 'Huh?'

On it was a note explaining what she was and why she was after him.

'She really is an alien?!' He thought in shock.

'And a powerful one at that. Heck she lives in a universe where there are real heroes and villains. Wonder if we can try cutting down some kingy.'

'Why do you want me to get married so much? If I get hitched then we're stuck with her for the rest of our lives.'

'Is that so bad? I mean come on kingy, you don't expect to be a bachelor forever. Or are you waiting for that orange haired girl to get banged?'

'No!'

'Then what are you waiting for? Just get hitched, I mean she's after you for crying out loud! Just go for it or I'll make you.'

'Because if I leave then what about dad? What about Yuzu and Karin?'

'Well you can ask her. It's not like she's taking you by force.' The hollow said as Maxima slowly got up and started to use her powers to fix her armor.

'He's tough, perfect for me.'

Ichigo groaned and dispersed his mask. "Let's try something less violent."

"Like talking to me." She asked while crossing her arms together.

"Yeah. Look, I can't get married for several reasons."

"I heard it all before." She frowned. "And while I respect that I still can't just leave. I mean you're just the right guy. Strong, fast, good looking, cute, the list goes on and on. So if it's for me to leave, fat chance."

He groaned. 'She's like Rukia, but way more stubborn.' "Look, if it's fine with you maybe we could just be….friends?"

"You mean boyfriend and girlfriend." She smirked. "If that's what I think you're saying, then it's ok by me."

"Wait, really?" he blinked. "Just like that?"

She walked towards him. "Well yes, I had a similar run in before and he set me straight about being a queen. I just have to compromise not force. So I'll be your girlfriend." She then glared. "On one condition."

"What?"

"You have sex with me once a week, and I get to live with you half the time and the other half on Almerac."

He blushed with his hollow laughing. "Uh, can't we just hold hands?"

"Yes, and have sex." She spoke with authority. "I'm not a gentle woman you know."

'If this is what she is by compromise then no duh.'

'Well it's either that or you can cop a feel of her titties.'

'Not gonna happen.'

'Already did.' He smirked while seeing Maxima putting his hands on her breasts.

"And I know everything about sex." 'Well from books yes, but not from experience, but he doesn't have to know that.'

He blushed bright red with a little blood leaking out of his nose.

"So let's meet the family." She said while teleporting them to his house in an instant. Yuzu and Karin who were there jumped in surprise while Ichigo held his chest in shock.

"Ich-nee?"

"I already met your sisters but I need to see the parents."

Cue very surprised father figure who was entering the front door. "Kids I'm, huh?"

"Why hello." Maxima smiled. "I am Maxima, and I'm your son's betrothed."

"...YES!" he declared before running over to Misaki's picture. "Our boy has finally found a third daughter!"

Ichigo groaned as his hollow laughed wildly.

"Oh and your son was about to show me a good time. So if you don't mind father in law." She said with a hint of lust.

He gasped. "My god Ichigo! Why didn't you tell me you were already that far ahead! I could have given you plenty of tips!"

"Dad!" He yelled as Maxima dragged him away.

"See you in a few hours." She smirked with lust.

'He he he he he.'

-Outside Omniverse-

"Yep I'm happy now."

"Because you literally paired a bloodthirsty queen with a teenage shinigami?"

"That and we just made Bleach more exciting." Omni grinned. "Imagine the stupid army of Quincy's getting mauled to death by her?"

"And they say I'm the crazy one."

Omni laughed evilly while looking at Yui before turning him into a fish. "Hahaha!" 'This is why I don't do DC, I get the Joker allergies.'

"Bad move." he clapped his fins before a portal opened and numerous feminine looking boys in tank tops and shorts appeared. "Go get'em boys!"

"AHHH!" He screamed while ducking into a portal as the screen went black. "DAMN YOU YUI!"