Mikos Jerking it out

Third POV

Yuyuko sits in her room, a traditional japanese room. The floor is covered with tatami mats, there is a kotatsu in the middle, and the walls have frames of wood covered in paper. Behind Yuyuko is a little bonsai garden with a lamp of light nearby. Yuyuko is sitting on a pillow on her legs, looking at an old bottle of sake. The exterior of the bottle looks dusty, forged into a ceramic via a klin with white and blue colors. The top is open, letting out a smell of delicious sake waiting to be flavored and savored.

In front of Yuyuko, there is a paper door with the support of the fragile wood. There is a darkening on the paper, resembling a person with short hair. Then, the door suddenly slides to the right, as it was Youmu at the door, holding something unknown with a hand cupped over it.

"Did you get it Youmu?" asked Yuyuko, smiling warmly, yet her intentions seem wryly in comparison.

Youmu bowed before her, then she sat down on the opposite side of the kotatsu. She nodded normally as she extends her arms across the wooden surface.

Yuyuko's grin slowly turned into a big smile, as she took Youmu's hands, clasping them softly. Youmu's face gets a little pink from the gesture, and gulps discretely.

Yuyuko steadily unveiled what was under Youmu's hand. A stem of a plant is revealed; the leaves are finely divided and lacy, mostly triangular in shape. The stem itself is a smooth green, marked with a purple streak at the lower half.

Youmu look nervously at Yuyuko, as her lips quivered. "Lady Yuyuko, are you sure you want to add this to your sake?"

"This is exactly it. There's nothing wrong with tasting something so bittersweet before" said Yuyuko, taking the stem off of Youmu's hands and pushing them away gently.

She lifted her hand above the bottle of sake, Youmu's eyes followed the hand carefully.

Her hand slowly closed into a fist, as it tightened and tightened, crushing the stem inside.

A pungent smell filled the air from Yuyuko's hand. Youmu's face became more contorted while Yuyuko continued to look naturally at the hand with the crushed plant.

Youmu seemed like she wanted to ask Yuyuko something, but she already doesn't want to question her any further, even if Yuyuko was being strange.

Yuyuko tipped her hand over, before relaxing her grip and letting the crushed stem and leaves fall into the bottle of sake.

"Lady Yuyuko?" asked Youmu, looking at her mistress.

"Yes, Youmu?" said Yuyuko, brushing her hands and looking at Youmu. A coy smile was seen on Yuyuko, which made Youmu even more uncomfortable.

"Umm, are you really going to bring this to the festival?" asked Youmu.

"Of course. After all, nobody messes with my Youmu and gets away with it~" said Yuyuko in a whimsical manner. "A pinch of hemlock is always good for the soul."

Youmu gulped again, after all, it was a lot more than just a pinch.

Yuyuko stood up and picked up her bottle of sake, before leaving her room. Just out, Yuyuko looks at Youmu sideways, her back turned towards her. "Come on, we'll be leaving soon. It's easier to suspect a late surprise after all.

Youmu gulped again, before she stood up and walked to her mistress's side, closing the doors to her room. "Yes, Lady Yuyuko."

Ken's POV

I stepped onto the courtyard of a familiar place. It was clean of dust as the white pavement shone in the sun. As expected, the grass bordering the white pavement seems to have been shaved, while I rolled my eyes.

(She must can't get enough of that grass tea.)
I was back at the Hakurei Shrine, feeling like I have butterflies in my stomach.

(Is it the fact I might be asked to sweep her dust-free courtyard? Or the fact I'm carrying an unconscious person?)

Looking around, I saw Reimu, Yukari, Ran, and Chen staring straight at me. Yukari unfolded her fan she was carrying and covered her face, possibly hiding her embarrassment and giggling. Reimu's eyes just pierced through my soul like I was being an idiot for carrying someone unconscious to her shrine and over-exaggerating her description of staring at me. When I caught Ran looking at me, she immediately looked somewhere else in the sky, whistling while trying to stifle her laugh. Finally, Chen just looked confused and scratched her hair a few times, her tails swaying back and forth slowly.

The entire place was silent, as I was still being uncomfortably stared at.

(Wow, this is unsettling.)

I suddenly felt a light tug on my left sleeve. Looking down, I saw Shanghai tugging me and pointing towards the hot spring on the right behind the shrine.

In the hot spring was a person, someone who looked like she was relaxing, but she made no movements what so ever. The arms were on the fringe of the hot spring while the head was seemingly tilting up. A familiar big, pointy hat with a large white ribbon was seen next to the spring standing on its own.

(Marisa?)

Curious, I walked up to the hot spring while still carrying Alice, earning a glare from Reimu.

(I can't help it if I'm carrying someone unconscious! Blame the doll! It's the doll's fault.)

While walking towards the hot spring, Alice seems to have stirred in her sleep, making my skin fill up with goosebumps.

(Don't wake up. DON'T WAKE UP!)

Even Shanghai seems to be surprised as well, as she stared at Alice's head. Alice's eyes begin to scrunch up and open.

Shanghai quickly looked at me and looked scared, it seems like she doesn't want Alice to know one of her dolls is fully independent.

(Don't look at me! I don't know what to do!)

I began freaking out as Alice begins moving her arms around and stretching them while yawning.

Alice continued to stare at the sky, before slowly tilting her head to look at me with her eyes half-open.

In a desperate moment, I switched my hand to beside my other hand on the right, letting her head fall to the ground suddenly. Her hair hung in the air for a few moments before her head hit the ground.

(Come on! Become unconscious already!)

But Alice does not get knocked out, she merely drew her hands to the back of her head and closed her eyes, wincing in pain.

"Oww~, that hurt~" said Alice softly, while I stopped beside the hot spring, Alice's head was on the fringe of the hot spring, some strands of her hair were in the steaming water.

Her eyes started to open up again as she scratched her head.

(Fuck! Wait, where the hell did you go Shanghai?)

I looked around frantically, seeing no sign of Shanghai, who used to be on top of Alice's body.

(Did I make her fall off when I dropped her head?)

(Damn it Shanghai! This is no time for jokes you damn doll!)

I spotted something amiss, I noticed before that Marisa's hat was standing upright, now it's on its side.

(That's strange. Wait...Shanghai, if you're think you're being funny by playing hide and go seek, you have another thing coming.)

I was partly right, as Shanghai popped out of the hat carrying Marisa's Hakkero. Shanghai quickly ran to Alice's head with difficulty carrying the Hakkero.

(That must look heavier than it looks. Then again, aren't you supposed to only have stuffing in your damn insides?)

(Isn't Alice gonna be more than wide-awake when she finds out you're alive on your own?)

Staring at Shanghai in disbelief, I made various faces and even little noises to get her to stop getting close to her.

Unfortunately, Shanghai 'poked' Alice with the Hakkero on her right cheek, ignoring me. Alice's eyes squinted in response while continuing to groan, before tilting her head lazily to the right.

(Move out of the damn way! She is going to see you!)

Alice slowly opened her eyes open to that of a sliver as her pupils moved slowly to the Shanghai standing next to her.

"Shanghai, carrying the witch's Hakkero, on her own, must be a dream~" said Alice softly and nonchalantly, showing no sign of surprise at all.

(Well, that was anticlimactic.)

Suddenly, Alice opened her eyes wide open, a glint was seen in her eyes. "I MUST FIND OUT HOW SHE IS INDEPENDENT OF MY CONTROL IN MY DREAM!"

With her arms in the air, they lunged towards Shanghai with twitchy fingers as Alice grew an evil smile.

Shanghai responds by hefting up the Hakkero above her head.

When Alice's hands became dangerously close to possibly squishing Shanghai between her hands, Shanghai brought down the Hakkero onto Alice's forehead. As it connected, Alice stopped attempting to grab Shanghai and fell unconscious, as her arms fell limp and her eyes were closed.

(Wow...that really was anticlimactic. Who knew that the doll was so strong...)

As Shanghai lifted the Hakkero off of Alice's head and dropped it on the ground, a red bump grew on Alice.

(Well, I just realized a doll just attacked her creator, that's kinda like robots when they get all superiority complex on you.)

Shanghai pointed towards the spring, motioning with her hand a wave-like gesture.

"You want me to put her in the spring?" I said, trying to interpret her body language. Shanghai nodded, as she got up on Alice's stomach again and sat there.

(Well, okay? Why would you want to put your master in a spring? Ah well, I can't argue with a doll, for the fact that it's a doll and it can't talk back at all.)

Barely lifting Alice off the ground since my hands are located on her legs, along with gravity having a stronger effect, I 'slid' Alice in the air towards the water. She submerged in the spring for a few seconds before rising up and floating on her back on the water, not breaking the tension.

(What the? She can float on her back? WHILE SLEEPING! I could never do that whenever I'm CONSCIOUS!)

Shanghai smiled and laid back on Alice's stomach, stretching her arms before laying on her side and clasping her hands. She slid her hands together underneath her head, and closed her eyes.

(Never have I witnessed a more cuter moment...BY AN INANIMATE OBJECT!)

(But...what was the whole purpose of that? Why would a doll want her master floating on a body of steaming water so she could sleep on her? Ah well, I should probably go to where Yukari is.)

(Hopefully they haven't witnessed me doing what I just done. When I turn around, I should see...)

I turned around, strangely apprehensive of what's going to happen next.

(And no one! Whew!)

Sighing, I walked towards where I saw Yukari, Chen, Ran, and Reimu at the courtyard earlier. I began to discern voices as I listened in.

"Ginjoushu" said a mature-like voice, recognized as Yukari's.

"Yeah, it's probably ginjoushu. But it's from outside, so it's imported sake" said another voice, sounding more like a teenager.

(That voice is probably Reimu's.)

"Mind handing it over?" asked Yukari, in a more demanding tone.

Seeing the two now, I saw Yukari gesturing Reimu to give the sake to her.

Reimu didn't looked pleased at all to hear that, as her eyes narrowed at Yukari. "What the heck. It's still being offered on the altar, so no."

(Speaking of being offered on the altar, where is it anyway?)

I looked at the front of the shrine, seeing no sign of any sake at all.

(Maybe it's inside the shrine, but if I go in, Reimu might ask what I'm doing. I'll need an excuse then...)

"Hmm~, That sake, how do you think it ended up where it did?" asked Yukari, fanning herself with her fan, with an impish smirk.

"I found it left in the household shrine. Isn't that how it goes?" replied Reimu, taking out ofuda from her dress.

"I wonder if there are any more gods in the outside world?" said Yukari, as she covered her mouth again.

(I bet she's going to tell me to get the sake.)

"Go get the sake from her shrine" said Yukari discreetly to my ear through a hidden gap behind her fan.

(Wow, I actually knew that too. Yukari is getting more predictable.)

I nodded very slightly, as Reimu is unsettled by a seemingly period of silence as Yukari stares straight at her, smiling behind that fan.

(This actually looks like some kind of Mexican stand-off. Now all they need are revolvers, or guns at least.)

Ran and Chen looked at me and nodded slightly, I nodded back.

(I think they got the message too.)

I could easily hear the tree leaves rustle as Reimu looks at Yukari anxiously, expecting her to probably make a move or something.

"What are you up to, Yu-"

"Oops~, I forgot to steal something from Alice, be right back~" I stated loudly, before I seemingly walked back to the spring.

Reimu looked at me like I was an idiot before turning her prying eyes on Yukari again. The way she looked at me was shuddering, instilling fear in me as I continued to walk towards the spring, albeit in a more hurried state.

(Never again do I want to see Reimu look at me like that, it's like she's tearing my damn soul apart.)

As soon as I made it to the spring, I caught a look at Alice and Marisa, neither of them moving, being perfectly still in the water. Shanghai continued to sleep on Alice.

(Why would a doll need to sleep anyway? That's something strange...)

Turning towards the back of the shrine, I walked towards it, stepping up onto the platform with my bare feet.

I opened a crack on the paper door, peeking inside.

(Good. No one is in. The weird thing is, I don't hear Yukari distracting Reimu.)

I slid open the paper door and went in while trying to lighten my steps to silence them. I left it open just in case Reimu gets any ideas.

(Jeez, it sounds like I'm walking on cardboard.)

(Now where would I find a a bottle of that Gin...something?)

On a ground was an unmade futon with the blanket in a messy state with its many wrinkles.

(Geez Reimu, don't you have the decency to at least clean up after your own?)

As soon as I made another step in the shrine, the door on the opposite side slid open immediately, I looked up in surprise and saw Reimu.

She looked angry, as her wide eyes turned narrowed towards me, giving me that piercing stare again. I was immediately chilled to the bone. "You're on her side too? And do you really think I was going to fal-"

She stopped, before looking straight at my pubes, she continued to stare before pointing at it with her finger.

(What the? Don't tell me I have wood growing! Wait, it doesn't feel like it...then what the-)

I looked down, seeing what could be mistaken as an erection.

(Oh wait...oh yeah! I still have that doll in my pants don't I?)

I still felt the doll in my privates as I smirked back at Reimu. "Yes Reimu, I got quite a package."

Reimu snapped out of looking at my pubes and looked straight at me again with her piercing eyes. "Get out."

(You can't fight me. We're in your shrine.)

"No" I said flatly, crossing my arms and again smirking at Reimu.

"Then I'll make you" said Reimu, before suddenly disappearing into the air.

(What the...wait a minute..I seen this before in Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, usually when she disappears, she's going to-)

Unfortunately, while I stood there thinking about her skill, I was immediately hit in the ankle from behind. Losing my balance, I fell backwards yet I moved forward at the same time. I landed on my back with a loud thud, wincing in pain since I was recently hit in the back.

(Gah~, that hurts! Why doesn't my shield work?)

Lifting my head, I saw Reimu just now getting up from her slide kick, brushing her hair slightly as she lifted her foot ominously.

(She'll have me pinned down if I stay on the ground. Better move!)

I rolled to my side just before Reimu stomped her foot on where my stomach was.

"Stay still!" yelled Reimu in frustration, lifting her foot again trying to stomp me.

(Hey, does it look like I'm some bug?)

As soon as Reimu was about to stomp on ground again, I grabbed her stationary leg and pulled it towards me with both hands on her ankle.

(Full circle!)

Reimu quickly fell to the ground, taking her by surprise.

"Hey!" yelled Reimu, reaching in her outfit for something.

(Oh shit, I better not stick around for whatever in those clothes.)

I jumped onto my feet before high-tailing it towards out of the shrine.

Reimu's POV

(My back...ahh~!)

(Ken, you're so~ going to get it!)

(Don't you run away from me!)

I took out a single ofuda before sliding it on the ground towards Ken before trying to get up, stretching my arm.

(Enjoy~!)

I watched Ken, as the ofuda sliding on the ground is faster than his frantic running. The ofuda spun around as it seems to be glowing brighter and brighter as it gets closer and closer to Ken.

Ken's POV

(Come on! She must have got up by now.)

By now, I was at the patio only a few steps away from my feet touching the courtyard.

My heart was already beating very fast as I was getting closer to the edge of the patio.

(Better get ready to defend myself!)

Taking out my spell card, I begin to raise it high in the air while running, and declared "Seeker Sign! Am-WH-WHOA~!"

I felt something grab my pubes as soon as I lifted my right foot up from the ground, causing me to go paralyzed in the air and off the patio while my hands instantly grab my pubes in reflex. The surroundings behind and beside me suddenly turn orange before dissipating.

My foot went into the donation box, and with my momentum, crashed with me on the ground. My foot that was in the donation box now feels really numb. A few moments pass, and now my foot feels like it's slowly moving through hot sand as the blood courses back into it.

(God damn it! I hate that feeling! The last time I had this feeling was when I was on the damn john! And this only happens ON THE DAMN JOHN!)

(What the hell is that effing doll doing?)

(That's it! I'm getting this doll out of my jewels's areas...as soon as I get my foot out of this empty donation box!)

I slowly lifted up the donation box off the floor with my foot. I continued doing this as the donation box was at a 45 angle until something rolled out of it.

The object descended downwards and hit my stomach, causing me to be slightly out of breath as I did not see it coming.

(What the hell is this...hold the phone.)

Taking a closer look, it seems to be a porcelain bottle with Japanese Kanji near the bottom.

(Hey, is this the sake we want?)

(This donation box is getting on my nerves, better get rid of it.)

I bent in my knee, bringing the donation box closer to me before I lifted it out of my foot and set it off to the side.

(Bask in the sun, foot. You're out of the abyss that is known as the Hakurei Shrine donation box.)

Just when I was about to grab the bottle with my right hand, a hand quickly took it off my stomach. Looking upwards on the floor, I saw Yukari examining the bottle.

"This looks to be it." said Yukari, before shaking it up, hearing the sake slosh around in the bottle. "Yep, this is it."

(Thank goodness. Although it's kinda weird that we already got the sake from Reimu.)

"So what now?" I asked, trying to get up and being hesitant to let my foot touch the ground.

(I should take out the doll from my pants now...)

"Now we-"

*Wah-Wah!

(What was...)

Yukari's POV
I stared casually at Reimu, with her foot on Ken's face. Ken appears to be knocked out as his eyes was closed. Reimu had her gohei in her hand.

(Poor Ken, nobody likes it when someone unfairly attacks via teleportation. Did she get this teleportation idea from me? I may never know.)

Reimu took a quick look at my hands occupying the sake before quickly lashing out at me with her gohei.

I simply took a step backwards and fell into a gap, leaving her attack fruitless and herself dazed at my sudden disappearance.

I floated in the world of red eyes around me. Waving my hand, the eye's pupils turned into views that covers Reimu from all angles. Reimu seems to be looking around, her face red in anger.

Again, I looked at the sake I carried, blowing away with my breath the thin layer of dust that blocked the white finish.

(Why would Reimu put this sake in such an unsuitable place? It is already gathering dust.)

"This isn't funny, Yukari. Give that sake back to me now" said Reimu to the surroundings around her, her foot off of Ken's face. Ken's face appears to have gathered a red footprint on his face, while his nose was bleeding and his mouth was wide open. If his lip was not curved upwards, that blood would have flowed straight into Ken's mouth.

I giggled at Reimu's frustration and Ken's misfortune, not unfolding my fan in front of my mouth since nobody was around.

One of my eyes changed views to Ran and Chen. They seemed to busy raiding the supply closet near the shrine, while the shrine maiden does not notice.

(I'll let them keep looking for anything useful other than the sake I have in my hands. No use letting them stand there and do nothing.)

(Now, my next target should be Yuyuko. I should expect Youmu to tell her master that I have took her beverage, and that Yuyuko would expect the same fate. Good thing I haven't used up all my energy today. But I can expect a long sleep from this much exercise.)

(Now where are they? Everyone should be flocking to the festival soon.)

Changing the view of the eyes from Ran and Chen to Yuyuko. I saw that she is being accompanied by Youmu. They were walking through the forest of magic, on the path that leads to the Hakurei Shrine, as their current location is not far from the hill the Hakurei Shrine is on.

(Maybe it's time to stop fooling around with Reimu anymore. She looked so anxious facing me while Ken was in the shrine.)

I opened a gap to a room where I had 'collected' the sake from the previous targets today, I put in my hand grasping the sake. I kept going downwards until I felt the bottle touch the ground. I let go of it and took my hand out of the gap before closing it.

(With even only this much of wines and sakes I collected, the results can be...glamorous.)

I took out a spell card from my dress before focusing all my attention on Reimu.

(Ready for some tough love, Reimu?)

I waved my hand, as I 'marked' Reimu with a small blue swastika on her back.

Immediately after that, I created a glyph in the air resembling a red bird's eye. After a few moments, Reimu seems to have noticed it since she's straining her eyes trying to see it in the sky.

The blue swastika flashes white for a split-second before returning to normal. An object with an enveloping long blue trail instantly came out of the red bird's eye, heading for Reimu at high speed. Reimu jumped and sidestepped at the immediate threat. The object passed by her and hit Ken in the leg, causing a purple bump to grow. It bounced off his leg before disintegrating altogether.

(Oops! That's one rather nasty bruise. But now to get ready.)

I opened a large gap behind Reimu, who was busy dodging the high-speed blue objects heading towards her each time the swastika flashes.

Holding up my spell card while stepping out of it, I declared "Evil Spirits! Yukari Yakumo's Spiriting Away!"

Readers, I have no intention of quitting this fanfiction at all. But it's still very hard for me to gather my thoughts together. But I have been planning a lot on the future of this fanfiction. And since I am still umfamiliar with IaMP, maybe if I can finally get to IN, maybe updates will be faster?
Who knows? Anyways, Read and Reviews/Comments please! They are like an author's food.