Alice isn't in this one...unfortunately. Alex was sick this day. But she should be in the next French one! Which is tomorrow...huh.
Chapter 48
French
Rhys, why were you at Seth's last night? I didn't give you permission, and neither did Jacob.
Uh, yeah. You both did.
You did...-smirk-
?
Uh, no. I'm pretty sure I'd remember something like that...
Well, you diiid.
Two words: .
?...?
That's only one word. And how does that explain...oh...OH...dammit, I knew I shouldn't have accepted that pie from him...-growls-
And you said: "Yes, Rhys, you can go to Seth's."
You did.
ROFL! RHYS! HOW DARE YOU!
-facepalm- Okay...I suppose I can't argue with that...
-snicker- I asked. She answered.
Smart kid.
-rolls eyes- Men.
-sigh- Yeah, whatever. I definitely agree with Mom.
I had fun.
-gags-
-sighs and keeps on working-
-grin- Have you moved on to the practice part of sex ed yet?
Ha ha ha. -sarcasm-
-still gagging-
What's with you, Nessie?!
Come on, Rhys. Tell me! I want to know! I need to know! Damn, I wish Jake was in this class...
-slightly creeped out-
-gagging- -AFRAID-
-gag- -GAG-
-smiling- Answer, Rhys...
Possibly....
-GAG- -faints-
And why are we talking about this?
Because I want to know details!!! How was it? Which did you practice? God, I'm scaring myself...
O-o (A/N: Again, supposed to be "O_o")
...
You're scaring me more.
Details, Rhys!
Why...?
...
WHY?!
BECAUSE! I need something to keep my occupied until I get Jake tonight!
-afraid- -faints-
...
GOD.
Come on! Indulge me!
...
...
STOP.
Why?! -whines- Wake up, guys! Dad...as far as I know, vamps can't faint.
...
SSSSSHHH!
STOP!!
-sighs- fine...anyone got pepperoni?
-comes to- ...god...I hate doing that...
So, to recap: Rhys, your mother is horny and wants your gay sex stories to "release" herself.
-FACEPALM-
Yeah, pretty much. -grin-
-sigh- I'm not getting out of this, am I?
Nope.
NO
Nope! -pops the "p" again-
And if I say we didn't do anything? -hopes like hell it'll work-
........-random line of randomness-
-gives him that "really" look-
Make something up!
And if I say no?
-random line of randomness-
We'll force it out of you.
Definitely. -licks lips- I can't last all the rest of today without something!!! -whine, shifting in chair-
You're telling me the only way I make it out of class is by telling you?
-random line of randomness-
Yes.
YES!
-gulp-
-leaves class-
-leans forward eagerly-
Say it, Rhys. -evil glint in eye- Damn bell...
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Yes, the bell rang right then. -sigh- Unfortunately. Oh well, next chapter amuses me, but I'm taking a bit of a break, so there's a good chance it may not be up till tomorrow morning, just gonna say that now. REVIEW!
