100 : Relaxation

It was one of those unusually normal days where everyone actually went to class and weren't out battling the forces of insanity and evil. Everyone had been relatively cooperative (especially after that mussel had been put on Black*Star) until Kid had turned to Maka with his trademark scrutinizing, golden-spiraled eyes.

"This is entirely unacceptable," Kid said to Maka who looked up from her book and raised an eyebrow.

"There's actually something wrong with Maka?" Soul asked in amusement from the other side of the girl in question, "I thought she was always perfectly symmetrical to you."

"Yeah, my pony-tails are fine this morning, aren't they? Or did I not align that one Soul pulled on earlier back right?" Maka asked with a slight pout as she turned in her chair to look at Kid.

"It is not your hair that is the problem," Kid said as he turned to face Maka as well.

Maka blinked and was about to ask just what was wrong when Kid stated, "Your breasts aren't symmetrical."

There was dead silence before Soul managed to choke out through an incoming fit of laughter, "What did you just say?!"

Kid didn't even blush in the slightest as he directly put his hands over Maka's currently growing chest, causing the meister to begin to sputter, as the future Shinigami said, "The left one is definitely a little ahead of the right."

Unfortunately for Kid, he didn't even see the boot coming between his legs before it hit him. His groans of lamentation were covered by the hushed giggles of Liz and all-out laughter of Patti next to him.

"I can't believe this!" Maka repressed her desired screech for a throaty whisper of annoyance, since they were technically still in class, before she turned to Soul and asked, "Can you!?"

But Soul had already passed out from a nose-bleed.


A/N: I can't believe I 1) wrote this and 2) am posting it OTLLLL I'm pretty sure this idea has been done before (probably better too *dies*), yet please at humor me with a giggle!