AN: I don't know about you guys, but I never really understood the point of genderbent fics. I do like fanart of genderbent characters, but genderbent fics just never really made any sense to me. The most common seem to be "Revan/Beast Girl" or "Robyn/-insertwordhere-fire" fics.
I was planning to put up this chapter tomorrow, but I got impatient. Silly me! And I still have a bunch of homework to do!
10:52 pm: Nope. Still not done with HW. I am such a procrastinator... anywho, thanks to Star of Airdrie for pointing out the error near the end!
Everyone had a Sex Change
"Something's definitely off…" Revan said, examining her chest. Or should I say, his! "I feel like I'm flatter than I should be, even though I never had much of a chest to begin with. And since when did the 'e' and 'a' in my name switch places?"
"Haha, boobies!" Beast Girl giggled, examining herself in a mirror.
"How the heck am I supposed to run with these stupid things?" Robyn complained, pointing at her breasts.
"What the hell?" Blazefire, or Boltfire, or Cometfire, or something equally lame, said. "I thought this was supposed to be a kids' show. Why are we making jokes referencing to breasts?"
"Dontcha know, dawg?" Cyborga said. The 'a' at the end of her name clearly converts it into a feminine form. Duh! Dis ain't no telly show. We's in a fanfic! There's all sortsa crazy dawgs out there!"
"You can quit with the stereotypical ghetto speech." Revan said monotonously.
"That's mildly offending." Cyborga frowned. For some obscure reason, she had dark curly hair on one side of her head, instead of being bald. She was also much slimmer and curvier like some sort of porn star. I mean, typical female.
Revan didn't look much different, except he was taller and was more square and muscular.
Blaze/Bolt/Comet/Asteroid/Sun/Mars/Inferno/Burnfire's hair was rather short, and instead of wearing some slutty whore outfit, he wore some sort of Tamaranean garb that the author is too lazy to describe.
Beast Girl was sexy. That is all.
Robyn, the 'y' making the name much more feminine, was also curvier and had long, long hair, making Robyn appear like a typical Mary Sue with badass martial art skills.
But no one knows that, so SHHHHH!!!!
The entire story proceeded to describe every single gender bent honorary Titan/villain/minor character, making the readers snore with boredom.
WAKE UP, DAMMIT!!!
"Bwahaha, Titans!" Hex, the sex-changed Jinx, said. "Even though my new male name is as lame and stupid as the new season of Ben 10 Alien Force, I still kick ass!"
Mammoth and Gizmo had no possible female alterations, so they were conveniently killed in some sort of plot twist earlier before.
"Titans, go!" Robyn screeched, attempting to adjust her sports bra, which was much to small for her.
"Yeaaaah boi!" Beast Girl cheered, turning into a rather busty lioness, mauling Hex with her nails.
"Booyah!" Cyborga yelled, blasting Hex with her sonic cannon.
"Salutations!" –Insert random word here-fire said, chucking a bunch of explosive starbolts at the villain.
"Meh." Revan muttered. In less than a few minutes, Hex was killed. I mean, put in jail. Yeah, something like that.
Then there was romance.
Or something like that.
Well, that was stupid.
AN: Yes, that was quite stupid, wasn't it.
Next chapter will be on the magical wonders of bandz!!!omg!!!
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