Ebony: welcome back to my ninja dare show... Featuring...
Sakura: me!
Slushy: and me!
Cast: nope.
Ninja pony: me too!
Ebony: and yours truly... soo~
Ninja Pony: first of all, Cole must take a shower without dying
Cole: *deep in thought* hmm... how should I do this?
after many hours of philosophisising...
Cole: I'VE GOT IT!
Garmadon: TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH!
Cole: I'm going to need many cakes and a magic shower.
do not ask...
Cole: *standing in shower looking smug and turns it on causing cakes to spew forth from the shower head... some...how.*
Ninja Pony: VERRRY clever...
Cole: I'm actually very proud of that.
Sakura: anyway, next Jay must bake cookies for everyone using lightning to cook them.
Jay: haha! nice an' easy then.
Ebony: *grabs him by the collar* -beep- this up and I will show you the true meaning of hell.
Jay: T.T no pressure then...
and then the kitchen caught... lightning? god...
Everyone: *coughing from all the smoke*
Slushy: how? *cough* how on earth do you even...?
Jay: *smiles weakly and holds out tray of perfectly done cookies* I think that went well.
Ebony: I'll be the judge of that. *grabs a cookie and takes a bite out of it* mm... tha' ain' half bad.
Jay: cookies for everyone!
Everyone: YEAH!
Slushy: next, Lloyd must use his dragon to do everything.
Lloyd: wut? how?
Slushy: *shrugs*
Lloyd: fine... *summons dragon and climbs on it's back* now what?
Slushy: it does all the work for you I guess.
Dragon: *groans*
Lloyd: quit complaining!
Ebony: and now, Nya is a mermaid for the rest of the chapter and she can only talk mermish. *snaps fingers and Nya's a mermaid*
Nya: *only the floor gasping and clutching her neck*
Kai: holy -beep-! she's suffocating!
Zane: *casually picks her up and dumps her in the megalodon pool*
Jay: what the H man?!
Zane: I believe the megalodons are on holiday.
Ebony: that is true.
Nya: *suddenly fine. she looks about in the water and starts saying something no one can understand*
Kai: what?
Zane: *shrugs*
Nya: *facepalms*
Ninja pony: next up... *turns everyone except Wu and Misako deaf* you two gonna have to flirt, okay?
Misako and Wu: *turning slightly red* :T
Garmadon: *points at Misako* what've you said?
Ninja pony: *restores hearing* I just brutally humiliated them for no apparent reason.
Garmadon: *folds arms* yeah sure.
Wu: *whispers something to Misako and they both start blushing furiously*
Garmadon: you better not-
Sakura: Garmadon gets a massage chair.
Garmadon: *now on massage chair* I'll take it.
other cast members: awwwwww... I wanna chair like that.
Slushy: ya know... we were gonna install spikes and torture devices on those things...
Cast: point withdrawn.
Slushy: anyway... Zane must listen to the MLP theme tune and give his honest opinion on it.
everyone: ooh... sorry man.
Zane: it could be far worse I suppose. *wanders into tv room* Did you know you're brother is in here Ebony?
Ebony: *sighs* yes.
later...
Zane: *wanders back into the main room with a blank look on his face*
Sakura: and?
Zane: it... was not the most desired song... I...I am not all that large of a fan.
Ebony: uh huh... so... now I have to burn all Kai's hairgel... nope. he ate it all. so... *squints at Kai* does this mean I can just burn him?
Kai: nuh-uh. *hands catch fire* no way.
Ebony: *raises eyebrow and Kai is completely engulfed in flames*
Kai: jerk. *wanders over to megalodon tank, jumps in and then climbs out a second later, ignoring Nya's angry gibberish*
Ebony: *bows* I thank you.
Ninja Pony: Ebony must now roast Jay over a fire place for as long as she wants.
Ebony: I like this one.
Jay: I don- *suddenly tied to a spit over a fireplace* n't...
Ebony: *casually reading a book as the spit spins itself* don't worry... I'll stop when I'm bored or you're on fire or dead.
Jay: *sighs* well that's promising... so. can you at least give me something to do?
Ebony: you wanna read a book or something?
Jay: okay then. sounds alright.
Ebony: *ties book in front Jay's face* enjoy.
Jay: *reads a line or two* oh -beep- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! IT'S A DAMN LEMON!
later...
Ebony: *wanders back in with a charred Jay* yo.
Ninja pony: you showed him the fic?
Ebony: as if just letting him get burnt alive is enough.
Sakura: anyway, so cast, who do you think is the baddest villain in all Ninjago?
Overlord: obviously me.
Serpentine: *ahem*
Skulkin: *raise eyebrows*
Stone army: *make strange grunting noises*
Ghosts: yeah no.
Preeminent: *makes loud gurgling noises*
General Cryptor: fools.
Chen: idiots.
Clouse: what am I doing with my life?
Nadakhan: you can always wish it-
Clouse: -beep- off you -beep- up genie!
*large argument between the villains*
everyone else: *shrug*
Sakura: that was informative...
Slushy: Kai must watch steven universe!
later...
Kai: oh I get it now... that blue girl from the beach is an alien sentient polymorphic rock. it all makes sense now...
Lloyd: *randomly hiccups*
Ninja Pony: oh you're in for it now!
Lloyd: *covers mouth* nothing *hic* h-happened...
Morro: I vote we cure him! *cricket, cricket* with pain!
Lloyd: -be *hic* -beep-
CUE THE MONTAGE!
Lloyd: *sitting there anxiously and suddenly a bucket of water hits him in the face*
Morro: *appears from behind a potted plant* did it work?
Lloyd: *hic* *middle finger*
...
Jay: don't worry, I know the perfect way to solve this problem...
Lloyd: how is be*hic*ing tied to a *hic* large pole in a thunder*hic*storm effec*hic*tive?
Jay: *shrugs* it works for me.
Lloyd: there is no wa- *get's struck by lightning* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic*
Jay: aw... shoot. I thought it'd work...
Lloyd: do you hate *hic* me that much?
Jay: *looks away suspiciously* no.
...
Lloyd: *inside a glass chamber* okay no. *hic* I KNOW you're j*hic*just -beep- with me now.
Overlord: well... no one's stopping me...
Lloyd: the gold *hic* power's gone. you *hic* *hic* know that right?
Overlord: eeeeeeeehhhhhh... don't care. *pulls lever*
Lloyd: you're a -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-
...
Lloyd: *hiding in a small closet* *hic* *hic* no more...
Ebony: *randomly appears, hanging from the ceiling* no more what?
Lloyd: *screams*
Ebony: guess what time it is?!
Lloyd: NUUUUUU *hic* UUU!
Ebony: *grabs Lloyd by the collar and hurls him out of the closet*
Lloyd: nope nope nope *hic* nope.
Slushy: soo...
Sakura: the effectiveness of this is questionable...
Ninja Pony: who cares?
Lloyd: *raises hand* *hic*
Ebony: well then... *grabs Lloyd by the legs and holds him over a bed of hot coals*
Lloyd: 0.0 *hic* *hic* *hic* I'm gonna die...
That. that is why illnesses, no matter how minor in this place are basically a death sentence.
Ebony: next up... Jay and Cole have to fight the preeminent by themselves.
Jay & Cole: -beep-
Lloyd: *hic*
Sakura: and~ away we go. *snaps fingers and Jay and Cole are in Stix, pre-massive ghost murder spree. oh and it appears that the other ninjas aren't there.
Preeminent: *drags itself over to COle and Jay*
Cole: it was an honour fighting with you.
Jay: well... at least we know who got Nya... heheh...
Cole: T.T *picks Jay up and throws him into the preeminent's mouth*
later...
Jay: *crawls back into the studio covered in ectoplasm* whyyy...
Cole: *casually strolls in*
Ninja Pony: how are you still okay?
Cole: me and the preeminent made a deal. I wouldn't force her to eat Jay again and we'd call it a truce. we're totally solid. *fistbumps preeminent*
Garmadon: we got a badass over here.
Slushy: and now... Kai must fight tigress from Kung fu panda.
Kai: woop-de-do. *suddenly in Kung fu panda* -beep-
Tigress: Intruder!
later...
Kai: *wanders back in, slightly singed with claw marks all over him*
Sakura: and?
Kai: *grins* I won. she's on fire but I won. *confetti*
Everyone: *stares at Kai*
Ebony: nope. nope nope nope nope nope. that is physically impossible.
Kai: it has just become possible.
Ebony: yeah whatever... welp, I guess this we'll just leave it at that... thank you to Ninja pony for helping us out and we'll see ya'll next chapter where we have even more guest hosts! seriously... I bet I could take a day off and we'd still have more than enough hosts on this thing. *ahem* don't forget to favourite, follow and review... BYEEE~!
