A/N – Thanks for the reviews! Alright this is just fluff, drunken craziness, and silliness but I thought they all needed it after the last 51 chapters. So, I know some of you might think it's stupid but, I don't care lol. I like stupid fun. Lol.
Glad you all liked the vision of Jason and karaoke. I had to ease him in slowly so no vanilla ice. All the Delores love is making me teary again. Guest that mentioned Delores calling Jagger – He's actually not a police officer. He's an agent and right now he is on a mission and can't be reached.
Chapter 52 – Ice Ice Baby
Liz and Jason walked into Jake's. Robin, Patrick, Emily, Dante, John, Maxie, Hannah, and Johnny were already sitting at a table.
"There they are!" Emily yelled.
Liz grinned as she pulled Jason over to the table. Coleman brought Jason a beer. "You're going to need it." He whispered into a confused Jason's ear.
Robin poured some tequila into a shot glass and handed to Liz. They all held them up and did lick it, slam it, suck it, much to the delight of their dates.
Epiphany walked up to them. "You guys better be able to work tomorrow."
"Epiphany!" Robin yelled. "Oh my God, you came."
Epiphany grinned. "I wouldn't miss it."
Jason smiled at her.
She sat down and couldn't wait until the main event.
The girls were throwing back shots like it was water. They dragged Epiphany onto the dance floor.
"Fifty bucks someone hurls before they leave the parking lots." Dante said grinning.
They all looked at the girls and back at each other. "That's a sucker bet." Johnny said taking a swig of beer.
Patrick smirked. "Fifty bucks that I can get Robin to let me do a body shot."
Dante laughed. "She's had like fifty shots. I don't see her turning that down."
"Jason, why don't you get Liz to do it?" John asked.
Jason shot John a look. "She wouldn't."
None of them had seen Robin sit down to rest at the next table. She listened to their conversation and then ran back over to the girls. "The guys are trying to bet each other that we would let them do a body shot on us."
Elizabeth grinned. "I say we give them a show."
Hannah looked at the other girls and laughed. "What do you want to do?"
"Which one of us is willing to take of their shirt?"
They all looked at each other.
"Don't look at me. I'm not taking off my shirt in front of my brother." Emily said.
Epiphany chuckled. "And none of them can handle this."
Hannah sighed. "I'd take one for the team but I have a bullet wound."
"Alright, I'll do it." Maxie said. She was buzzed anyway and didn't care. And at least she had worn a bra tonight.
"Okay, so one of us has to do the shot." Liz said.
Emily smirked. "I would love to see Jason's face if Liz did it."
Elizabeth grinned at the thought. "Game on."
Robin slipped over to Coleman and whispered something in his ear. He chuckled and agreed. She went back over to the dance floor and Coleman made his way over to the guys.
"You guys look like you're trying to make a bet. I want in."
They all looked at each other. Patrick explained and Coleman chuckled. "I bet you one hundred bucks that I can get Elizabeth to do a body shot off of…" He looked around for a second, "Maxie."
Jason just stared at him like he had just spoken French. Patrick started laughing. "I'm in."
Dante grinned. "I'm in."
John and Jason looked at each other.
"Elizabeth would never do that." Jason said cockily. "So, I'm in."
Johnny rolled his eyes. "What are we twelve?"
Dante groaned. "Come on, it's easy money."
"Fine." Johnny said slapping money down on the table.
"I'm in too." John said.
The girls came back to the table and sat down.
"Time for another shot." Elizabeth said pouring the liquid into the glasses.
"Wait." Coleman said stopping her.
Elizabeth frowned. "What?"
"Yeah Coleman, no one comes between us and our tequila." Robin said.
"I have a proposition." He said grinning.
Elizabeth narrowed her eyes.
"Truth or dare." Coleman said dramatically.
Emily laughed. "Truth."
"No Dare." Robin yelled.
Elizabeth smirked. "Dare."
"Alright, everyone heard her right?"
Jason held his breath.
"I'm not scared Coleman, go ahead."
"I dare you to do a body shot of tequila off of Maxie."
Everyone got quiet.
"What?" Elizabeth said.
"You heard me."
"I don't know Coleman."
"I knew it." Jason muttered.
Johnny glared at him.
Elizabeth got a little twinkle in her eye and Jason started to get a really bad feeling. She looked over at Maxie. "Are you game?"
Patrick spit out his beer and Dante's eyes almost fell out of his head. Jason just stared at her in disbelief as Johnny laughed at his expression.
Maxie looked at John for a second. "What the hell." She said standing up.
"What are you doing?" John asked when she started to lift her shirt.
Robin started cheering her on and Emily joined in. Everyone started moving bottles and shot glasses off the table. Coleman wiped it down really quick and then Maxie ripped off her shirt and crawled on top of the table as everyone clapped. John's mouth dropped open. Hannah looked at the faces of the guys around the table and she couldn't stop laughing. Maxie laid on the table while everyone chanted her name.
"You don't have to do this." Jason said in her ear.
"Oh yes I do." Liz said grinning.
She stood up. "Coleman, you pour."
Coleman grinned. He loved his job. He poured the tequila into Maxie's belly button as she tried not to laugh. Jason was stunned that Liz was really going to do it. He and John were the only ones not cheering. Liz took some of the tequila from the shot glass and wiped it on Maxie's stomach and sprinkled some salt on it. Robin handed Maxie a lime and she bit down on the back of it; holding it in place.
"Holy shit." John mumbled.
Coleman helped Liz up onto the table and she straddled Maxie as Jason stared blankly as if he could not compute what he was seeing. Robin and Emily egged everyone on as they chanted her name. Liz bent down and slowly licked Maxie's stomach as she laughed at the sensation. She quickly lapped up the liquid and then hovered over Maxie's body as she sucked on the lime that was attached to Maxie's mouth. Everyone went crazy and then she pushed up and raised her hands and yelled as Maxie laughed hysterically.
Jason closed his mouth and shook his head before grabbing Liz and sitting her on his lap as everyone gave her high fives.
"Pay up." Coleman said loudly.
"You guys bet?" Elizabeth yelled for affect.
Everyone started laughing and John helped Maxie get up.
Jason was grateful that they had rented the bar out that night so no one else had witnessed that. "I think you have left me speechless."
Liz laughed. "Sometimes you have to live a little."
Jason leaned into her ear. "It was actually pretty hot."
Liz threw her head back and laughed harder.
Hannah watched them and smiled. Elizabeth had really surprised her.
John looked at Maxie but didn't say anything.
"Come on. I know you're not mad. That was really hot."
John groaned. "The last vision I want in my head is Jason Morgan's girlfriend doing things to you. He'll probably put a hit out on me."
Maxie laughed. "I'll protect you." She said before laying a smoldering kiss on him.
"Let's dance." Elizabeth said to Jason.
She slid off of his lap and grabbed his hand and Jason went with her and they danced. Liz slid her hands into his back pockets and leaned her head onto his chest. Jason sighed and wrapped his arms around her. God he loved her. After a few minutes, Liz gave Coleman a look and he went and grabbed the mike. He handed it to Robin and she ran over to them and handed it to Liz. Jason opened his eyes and the jukebox went off, the lighting changed, and another song began to play. "What the hell?"
The song Tequila came on and Liz danced in front of Jason as he chuckled. She took his hands trying to get him to move. Everyone was cheering and clapping. The first time Liz yelled Tequila when it was time as did everyone else but Jason. The next time she held the mike up to his lips. He smirked and said Tequila and everyone laughed and yelled. Liz rewarded him with a big kiss. The last time, they said it together. They finished the song and went back to the table. Patrick took the mike and along with everyone else sang Miss American Pie.
Liz looked over at Jason. "You're not mad about the karaoke are you?"
He shook his head before taking a swig of beer. At least she picked a song that wouldn't embarrass him too badly.
"I was going to pick Like a Virgin but I thought you'd be creeped out." She said laughing.
Jason rolled his eyes. "You're crazy you know that?"
"Crazy for you." She laughed at the irony and straddled him; laying a hot kiss on him as everyone cheered.
Jason pulled back with smoldering eyes. "That's it." He said standing up as Liz gripped his hips with her legs and held on tightly.
He started to walk past the table.
"Where are you going?" Robin yelled.
Jason turned. "We are going to bed."
Everyone cheered as Liz threw her head back and laughed and Jason carried her to the car.
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Liz fell asleep in the car. Jason parked and just watched her for a minute. He thought about her antics earlier and laughed to himself. She always surprised him. He got out and went over to her side of the car and picked her up and took her upstairs. He felt really lucky to have her in his life.
