Naruto Story Idea: I want a mom... just not her!

Instead of Kakashi, Team 7 gets a unique kunoichi as their sensei. Can the two orphans and Sakura survive with the overbearing motherly, Maito Gahl? Let's find out, shall we? ^_^

The newly formed Team 7 sat in the classroom awaiting their new jounin instructor. Sasuke stared broodingly out the window, while Sakura swooned at his very presence and the fact that she d be on his team from now on, Naruto. Naruto was getting bored. He had just been about to pull a prank to pass the time, when the door burst open and a large woman charged in with a gleeful shout of YOSH! , if they hadn t been deafened by that, the vibrant green spandex suit that hugged her obviously muscular frame, and the glaring sunshine yellow that put Naruto s hair to shame of her vest would likely have blinded the poor wanna-be genins.

YOSH! the woman shouted again, drawing the young ninjas beck to reality, Hello my darling students! I am your new instructor, Maito Gahl! Now if you ll join me, we ll go up and have a picnic on the roof! I have brought ramen, tomatoes, and umeboshi! Let s go!

The mention of their favorite foods the three students decided to at least join her for the meal. After all, what was the worst that could happen? She was their instructor, right?

May Kami have mercy on their souls, for Fate sure doesn t look like she will.