Disclaimer: I do not own Sonny With a Chance.

Water

"Chad. We're at a WATER park, for crying out loud. You look ridiculous in that uniform."

"Well Sonny, we at Mackenzie Falls must always keep up appearances."

"Really? Well then, why is Portlyn in a bikini, hmm?"

"That's not the point. Portlyn is dumber than a pole."

"Chad, you're the only one here not in a bathing suit."

"See? Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't follow trends, he starts them."

"…that made no sense. We're at a water park, you're going to get drenched."

"Well Sonny, that's a risk I'm going to have to take. And you should too. A girl shouldn't be walking around in a bathing suit like that."

"…what about Portlyn?"

"…"

"Chad?"

"She doesn't count!"

"So only I count?"

"Exactly…wait…"

"Ha! Chad Dylan Cooper is jealous AND insecure."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Not."

"Too. And if not, what other explanation do you have?"

"…"

"That's what I thought. Now, go change silly."

Chad Dylan Cooper sighed. There was no way he could win with her. He looked back and saw her laughing.

"Well…I might as well enjoy seeing Sonny in a bathing suit while it lasts."

End

A/N: Blah! I'm so tired right now. I got like NO sleep last night, and I have to be at school tomorrow at 7 am to do a whole lot of NOTHING. Because that's what I did today. NOTHING.

Ridiculous.

-_-