Disclaimer: I do not own Sonny With a Chance.
Water
"Chad. We're at a WATER park, for crying out loud. You look ridiculous in that uniform."
"Well Sonny, we at Mackenzie Falls must always keep up appearances."
"Really? Well then, why is Portlyn in a bikini, hmm?"
"That's not the point. Portlyn is dumber than a pole."
"Chad, you're the only one here not in a bathing suit."
"See? Chad Dylan Cooper doesn't follow trends, he starts them."
"…that made no sense. We're at a water park, you're going to get drenched."
"Well Sonny, that's a risk I'm going to have to take. And you should too. A girl shouldn't be walking around in a bathing suit like that."
"…what about Portlyn?"
"…"
"Chad?"
"She doesn't count!"
"So only I count?"
"Exactly…wait…"
"Ha! Chad Dylan Cooper is jealous AND insecure."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Not."
"Too. And if not, what other explanation do you have?"
"…"
"That's what I thought. Now, go change silly."
Chad Dylan Cooper sighed. There was no way he could win with her. He looked back and saw her laughing.
"Well…I might as well enjoy seeing Sonny in a bathing suit while it lasts."
End
A/N: Blah! I'm so tired right now. I got like NO sleep last night, and I have to be at school tomorrow at 7 am to do a whole lot of NOTHING. Because that's what I did today. NOTHING.
Ridiculous.
-_-
