"WHAT?"
"I said: Alex was masturbating. It's really a normal, natural thing when you reach our
age, Rene." Kyarie said adjusting her glases "It's how we satisfy and releave our
sexual urges without having to engage in sexual intercourse. Everyone does it."
"I know THAT!" Rene said, "My mother already explained that to me when I walked in
on Haruh that one time when I was looking for my favorite pen. You know that."
"Oh yes, I forgot..." the bespeckled girl said, remembering that long ago event when
Rene had called her up and had graphically described everything that had happened.
It had been quite amusing actualy...
"What I can't believe is that you just said Alex was doing THAT over ME! I'm his mommy!
So that's just gross!"
Hikari and Kaori rolled their eyes, "Look boss, you're not his mommy. Hiina is his mommy.
You're the girl that he's thinking of right now as he-"
Rene clapped her hands over her ears, "La la la-la-la I'm not listening! la la la la-la"
Kyarie grabbed her hands and pulled them away from her ears, "Rene, It's time you
realized something, she said in a firm voice, "Now stop being a brat and listen."
Rene opened her mouth to respond but the look on Kyaries face silenced her. Kyarie
placed her hands on her shoulders and took a deeep breath.
"Rene?"
"Yes, Kyarie?"
"You. Are in love. With Alex."
Rene stared at her blankly. "What?"
"There's been various signs, Rene. The costumes you make him wear when we
cosplay, your over protectiveness, the way you squish him into your breasts when
you glomp him, not to mention how you acted at your grandparents house...You're
in love Rene. You have been for a while now."
"But I-"
"You're in love."
"How do you-"
"Because I'm you're best friend, you moronic ditz."
"I'm not a-!"
"Yes you are."
Rene pouted, crossing her arms. The Hitachiin's wrapped their arms around her, "It's
okay boss."
" Nothing to be upset about."
" So what if you like Alex?"
"He is pretty cute."
"And fun to tease."
"He is fun to tease, isn't he?" Rene asked, a smile forming on her face.
"Yup."
"But if you don't want him, we'll take him."
"Yeah, we'll marry him and honeymoon on the Hawaiian beachfront."
"It'll be sooo much fun." They added in unison.
Rene's eyes turned to flames. She grabbed both girls by their neck fronts and tossed
them across the room. They crashed against the wall, crumpling to the floor She
jumped to her feet, "No! Mommy says no! you can't have Alex, he's mine! MINE MINE
MINE!"
Realizing what had just come out of her mouth, she covered it, a shocked expression
on her face. The twins smirked.
"Told you."
Rene's face turned bright red, "No way..."
She looked up at Mori as she clamped a hand on her shoulder, giving it a squeeze.
"Yes way."
Rene sighed, nodding slowly. "I guess you're right...So...What d I do about it?"
"Keep it to yourself for now. try to get him to warm up to you a little more. See if he
likes you back. then confess your love, Rene-chan!" Honey said with a smile.
"Alright...until then though, nothing changes! I will act just like I usualy do! Everything
will stay completely normal."
Hikari and Kaori huddled togther, smirking
"Since when..."
"Is the boss normal...?"
OMG! CHAPTER IS SO SHORT!
IM SORRY! ::BOWS REPEATEDLY::
ON THE PLUS SIDE, MY WRIST IS FELING MUCH BETTER NOW!
Didn't have a lot of time to type a long chapter today! Next one'll be longer
I swear!
