Chaos on steroids!
Ski team's almost over…but I still have a (bleep)load of homework this term!
Jack: Hey Sonic! Guess what?
Sonic: Umm…what?
Jack: In light of the Superbowl…(draws out knife) I heard that hedgehogs can make really good footballs! (I have actually never heard this!)
Sonic: (runs off screaming)
Jack: Hehehe…I just love doing that to mess with him!
I love this fic you gotta make more! it was first fic i read and wat made me make an account! To celebrate, TORTURE FOR ALL!
Tikal: You and jill go into a cage match and jack makes you a great fighter. NO author powers jill.
Chaos: Youve been gettin abused so u can now speak english and go on a killin rampage!(english for 2 chaps)
Now for a biggie: Sonic and knuckles get shrunk to the size of a quarter and put in a room with amy, rouge, blaze and jill if she can get through the steel plated doors. If sonic survives amy cat come within 50 feet for 2 chaps cept for dares and if knuckles survives he can marry rouge and she wont sleep with anyone but him for 2 chapters!
Big: You suck major so everytime you say Duh for 3 chapters you get thrown to the fangirls!
Ill be back!
-Bolt the Wolf
Jill: It's nice to know that we've inspired people! Since then…we have now made another fic! And the second chapter has now been posted for it!
Jack: Damn it…(puts Tikal into the movie Rocky) That'll train her up good!
-Later-
Tikal: (exhausted) I think I'm ready…(heads into cage with Jill)
Janitor: (plays "Eye of the Tiger" in background)
Jill: You can't stop a fan girl!
Tikal: Watch me do so! (gets into epic fight, even manages to outdo a fan girl)
Jill: Ugh…(collapses)
Chaos: Killing spree? But…I don't like being violent unless I'm angry…(sobs(?))
Jack: Too bad! (injects Chaos with steroids, turns Chaos into Incredible Hulk)
Chaos: CHAOS SMASH! (kills Tikal, goes on a rampage that would make Godzilla ashamed)
Jill: Hey! That's another thing that Perfect Chaos ripped off! Alongside the Cloverfield monster…
Jack: We already did the third dare for Bolt earlier, so we don't need to do that now. This a message to all who decide to repeat the same thing due to impatience…we WILL get to your review eventually! It's just going to take us forever!
Big: (reads dare) Uhhhh…okay.
Jack: No! Say a "D" in front of it!
Big: Uh-huh! Duhh-AHHHHHHH! (gets thrown to fan girls)
Fan girls: (make Big into their next stuffed animal)
Jill: Due to time constraints, we'll only do one other review this chapter…
Tikal Get train by Mr. T How to fight then Fight Rouge and Jill for a Rematch and win Knuckals
Rouge Bite Tails turn him into a Vampire for Seveen Chaptures and Permentely too No Changing also
Tails since you a Vampire bite Sonic too and make him do anything you want also make Sonic as a Vampire too for seven Chaptures
Have the Sonic Heros Face the 0-5 Detroit Lions in a Football game
Shadow Help Yakko Wakko and Dot Blow up Baloney
Eggman Rape Fox From Skunk Fu and Let Rabbit and Skunk Beat up Eggman too.
Chaos Drown Fry form Futuramia
Cosmo Be a Domimatrix to Cream and hump her with a Strap on and telling her who is tails lover
Charmy get rape by Raily form Metorids
Big have one of the Metroids thigs suck your head see if they can get any info out of you.
Sliver yiff Amy and Blaze help Sliver yiff Amy by using a Strap on Amy too.
Vector Yiff Vanilla and get her pregent too.
Jet The Hawk Yiff Espio in a Dress
Nack since Sonic is bussy with Tails Rape Sally and get her pregent too
-Charles Roberts
Jack: I guess the stereotype is right…Metroid fans are very horny!
Tikal: So now I have to learn from Mr. T as well? Damn it…(heads off to arena)
Mr. T: You what you look like? A-
Tikal: I know. A fool.
Mr. T: (glares) Don't interrupt me, foo! I might just send the A-Team after you if you're not careful…
-Meanwhile-
Rouge: (rolls eyes) More biting? (barges into closet, drags out Tails, then bites him)
Jill: We're not doing it permanently! Nor are we doing it for seven chapters…that would be too long! We'll do dares at five chapters AT MOST!
Jack: Five chapters it is then!
Tails: Damn it…(bites Sonic) Now go and hire me some hookers! Tonight's going to be a party…
Sonic: Yes, sir…(walks off)
Tikal: (gets into another fight) Now I'm a killing machine...yay?
Rouge: I'm hotter than you! I can win this! (loses)
Jack: Sweet! A football dare! And this is truly coincidental that the Superbowl is around the time we're doing this review…(sends everyone to Ford Field)
Knuckles: (does a kickoff that would make Charlie Brown feel proud of himself)
Everyone: (loses. What, did you honestly think they would win? THINK ABOUT IT! A group of big, hulking football players against the biggest group of idiots SEGA ever made? Yeah…)
-Back on stage-
Shadow: Don't ell me…they're annoying, aren't they?
Jill: Yes. Annoying as hell.
Jack: But hey…you get to at least blow up a parody of Barney the Dinosaur!
Shadow: I'M IN!
-Later-
Baloney: Will you be my special friend?
Shadow: (chucks grenades at Baloney) AUGH! DIE, YOU EVIL (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) with your (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep)(bleep) and (bleep)(bleep)-
Jack: I don't think he's going to stop, is he?
Jill: Baloney's already dead, too….Shadow's just continually stabbing his dead body and swearing!
Jack: Hmmm…now if he met Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh: Abridged…
Jill: She wouldn't last a second! Her friendship speeches are no match for his emoness!
Yakko: SUGAR HIGH!
Wakko: SUGAR HIGH!
Dot: SUGAR HIGH!
Shadow: (looks up with a glare that would make Mike Tyson run home to his mommy)
Dot: (glomps Shadow) He's so cute!
Shadow: Get…the (bleep)…off of me!
-Later-
Eggman: (goes to show) Umm…hi! (grabs Fox) I have some things to do with this lady here…
Fox: (breaks free of grip, kicks Eggman's ass)
-Later-
Jack: Damn it! Why send Eggman to do that? Everyone know that he's incompetent…
-Later-
Jill: No excuses! You have to keep trying!
Eggman: AWWW! Fine…(heads off)
Jack: I love Futurama! (sends Chaos to Planet Express headquarters)
Fry: I wonder what's in this delivery package…(opens it up to find Chaos) Cool! I know what to do…I'll impulsively drink it! Yay!
Chaos: CHAOS SMASH! (grabs Fry, drowns him)
Professor: Not another dead body! SCRUFFY!
Scruffy: Fine…(mops up Fry's body, mumbles)
-Back on stage-
Jack: Actually, I feel an obligation to admit something now…I kind of based the Janitor off of Scruffy!
Jill: Really?
Jack: Yeah…except I made him a lot more pissed off!
Janitor: That explains it…(continues grumbling)
Jack: (summons yuri fan boys with strap-on) Time for the next dare…
Yuri fan boys: (grab Cream, take her into closet)
Cosmo: (in closet) AH! (gets hypnotized) I'M Tails' lover now!
Jack: (looks on computer) I'll assume he's talking about this Ridley fellow…HOLY (bleep), THAT'S A (bleep)ING DRAGON!
Charmy: What?! I have to be raped by a DRAGON?! (shudders)
Jill: Well, time to go! (sends Charmy to planet Metroid)
-Later-
Charmy: (comes back with a blank stare on face) I'd rather not talk about it…
Jack: (throws a Metroid to Big) Hey! Try out this new baseball cap! I think it'll look real good on you!
Big: (climbs out of fan girl pit) Uhhh…YAAAAAAY! (puts Metroid onto head)
Metroid: (instantly collapses from starvation)
Big: Duhh-YOW! (gets thrown to fan girls again)
Jill: (hypnotizes Blaze and Silver) Now get that crazy fan girl!
Amy: (gets dragged into closet) I hate threesomes…especially without Sonic!
Jack: (shoves Vector and Vanilla into closet) It's getting awfully crowded in there…
Jill: (gives Espio a dress) Put it on now!
Espio: What? I thought all of the cross-dressing was for Tails and Shadow…(grumbles while putting on dress)
Jill: (summons yaoi fan girls) More busywork…
Yaoi fan girls: (take a screaming Jet and Espio into closet)
Nack (or Fang): (pulls out guns) Awesome! My first dare is getting laid!
Jack: Wow…Shadow replaced you as the weapons addict!
Nack: I'm still packing heat, though! (grabs Sally, takes her to closet at gunpoint)
Sally: But I'm too rich to get kidnapped! (Futurama line)
-Later-
Jill: (sends Nack, Sally, Vector, and Vanilla to Double Juno) Why is there so much sex around the time of the Superbowl?
Jack: I don't know…I don't want to think about that!
Random comment! There seems to be a ton of action movies coming up this year in 2009…an unusually high amount! From Terminator 4 to that new Fast and Furious movie…there just seems to be a lot!
