Hello I'm back!!!! Sorry I haven't updated for a while but I've not been too well all week. Whaa! But I'm getting better! Oh I've got an account on For those of you who don't know what that is it's a really cool site that has the same layout as fanfiction net so it's easy to work your way around, and what you do is submit your original stories. there's even a section for manga! Yey. Enough from me, here's episode 50!!
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Recap: Welcome back to Bobobo Riraito Matsudai! Last time on our tragically tragic episode, whilst battling against Iitono, Mute sacrificed herself in order to defeat Iitono. However, Iitono wasn't defeated, and she rose from the ground about ten times larger than usual. Can Bobobo and friends defeat her? Keep watching to find out.
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"FOOLS! DID YOU REALLY BELEIEV YOU COULD DEFEAT ME!?" Iitono's voice rang out. The whole ground starting rumbling and Iitono came out of the ground except, she was a LOT bigger.
"Whaah! That scary lady's back!" cried Dengakuman.
Iitono looked exactly the same except she had a hole that dug into the middle of her body. It was glassed over but someone was inside there.
"Kouda!" Gasser cried. Iitono snapped her fingers and that same red glow from early emitted around his body, causing him great pain.
"Beauty, get Gasser and move as far away from her as possible," demanded Bobobo. Beauty nodded and helped him to the back of the room. "Everyone else. Let's kick some booty."
And so, the REAL battle between Bobobo and friends and Iitono began.
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Episode 50- This Is Who I Am!
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"BOBOBO, BEFORE WE BEGIN LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?" Iitono's voice sounded like she was speaking through five megaphones a once.
"I don't think so, I know so!" Bobobo answered back.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?"
"The president?"
"IDIOT! I AM NOW RULER OF THE WORLD! AND I HAVE SO MUCH POWER THAT YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
"Hey! Who do you think you're talking to?"
"AN IDIOT."
"My name is Bobobo, and I say no-no-no," Bobobo sang whist hitting a small drum.
"I am Don Patch, it's me you can't catch," copied Don Patch, doing a little dace.
"My name is Jelly Jiggler,... NOTHING RHYMES WITH JELLY JIGGLER!! Oh woe is me!"
"Oh great, there he goes again," sighed Pokomi. "Hey does anyone want a lollipop?"
"Ok, then I can put it in my rice dip," replied Rice.
"THAT IS SO GROSE! HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT!?" cried Suzu.
"I can eat it but only on a Wednesday," chirped Dengakuman.
"Why Wednesday?"
"Because Wednesday is Friends-day!" Dengakuman and Rice cheered, with chibi-like faces.
"Don't be such wusses!" yelled Don Patch, smacking them both on the head. He then put on a biker jacket and shades, and he also had a toothpick in his mouth. "You've gotta be tough to survive in this town."
"Oh wow Biker Patch, you look sooo tough!" cried Bobobo, wearing a blond curly wig and had pink lipstick on and the same color dress.
"Shut it Gertrude!"
"Hey! I'm putting you under arrest for that!" yelled the gelatin man who was at the moment wearing a female police outfit.
"For telling someone to shut up?"
"No! For calling someone by a false name."
"Oh I'm so sorry Biker Patch!" sobbed Bobobo.
"You're under arrest too!" Bobobo now had handcuffs on.
"WHAAA! YOU CAN'T PUT ME UNDER ARREST!" bellowed Bobobo, who was no longer wearing his Gertrude outfit.
"That's it, you're under arrest!"
But what did I do? All I do is make up the script for the show!
"You used a false name!"
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME THEN YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO PUT PEOPLE UNDER ARREST!
"You have a point. Oh well! I'll just go and skip with ponies with gumdrops falling from the sky like rain!"
"HAVE YOU QUITE FINISHED YET?" questioned Iitono, her patients wearing thin.
"Nope not yet. We've still gotta talk about what our life was like behind bars," replied Bobobo.
"It was horrible! The bars got in the way and I couldn't see!" cried Don Patch.
"Be brave, faire Don Patch," Dengakuman said, sobbing.
"Ok! Times over. Super Fist of The Nose Hair, Jelly Jiggler Enhancer!" cried Bobobo. Not only did his nostril hair come out and attack Iitono, but miniature Jelly Jigglers appeared and attacked her.
"WH-WHAT IS THIS?" Iitono cried.
"No! My BABIES!" cried Jelly, wearing a brunet wig.
Iitono just looked at them with a bored expression. "ARE YOU DONE YET?" She then threw the nose hair back at Bobobo, and ate all of the little Jelly Jigglers.
"MY BABIES!"
"HEH. MY TURN NOW." Iitono raised her fist in the air, which began to what looked like generating electricity in her fist. When it was fully charge she threw her fist to the ground. The electricity hit everyone, throwing them back. "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!"
Meanwhile, Beauty was sat outside the castle at a safe distance. Gasser was laid on the floor in font of her. He was sleeping but breathing heavily. Beauty had already given him a lot of medicine, but it hardly did anything.
Beauty looked over to the castle worriedly. "Bobobo," she said softly.
Back inside, everyone was just getting to their feet when Don Patch chirped: "Yeah! I loved that!" answering Iitono's question.
"THEN HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?" she asked.
"You just had to say that!" Suzu yelled at Don Patch.
"Well what else am I supposed to do? Lick myself?" Don Patch yelled back. But then he did lick his arm. "Hey! I taste yummy!"
"NO! Don't give into the sugary sweetness that is you!" cried Bobobo, his hands tightly holding Don Patch's leg.
"Get off m-" but Don Patch couldn't finish his sentence because Iitono had thrown her fist to the ground again, hitting everybody with electric once more. But then she did it again, and again, and again, and again. When she finished everyone was too exhausted to move.
"YOU ARE ALL FOOLS? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ANYWAY!?" screamed Iitono.
"Who am I?" Bobobo asked, sounding as if he was struggling slightly. He bent his knees until he was on all fores, then used his hands to push himself off the floor, even though he was way past his limit.
"WHAT? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"
"I am the one born with a gift. The gift was to hear hair. At first I didn't know what to do with my life. But then I realized that hair was in danger, so I used my gift to tell when someone was in danger of being shaved bald. It was that day that I dedicated my life to saving hair and defeating the Hair hunt Empire, no matter how many times it takes. I am the protector of hair. I am the ridder of evil. I am the wiggin specialist. I am Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This Is who I AM!"
A sapphire colored aura appeared around Bobobo, and a feeling he had never felt before was getting bigger and bigger.
"WHAT IS THIS?" cried Iitono. Bobobo looked up at her, a fierce glare on his face.
"THIS, Iitono, is the power of the Heroes in this world, and the real world!" Bobobo replied, a mound of Rice flying up at Iitono from behind him. "It's the power of all of my friends!" Keys appeared from nowhere and stabbed Iitono like pins. "Everyone I have met and befriended, even though some of them may be no more, they are always fighting with me. And now, I'll prove it to you!" Just about every fist skill attack that belonged to Bobobo's friends was launched at Iitono. "This proves, the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!"
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OMG! I was on the bridge of tears when I wrote Bobobo's speach. It was so encouragin right? I went to laza zone last night, and now my eyes are sore! But then I got better when I got to my friends house and I stole her chips. Don Kan-whats-his-name-from-bleach! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
