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AN: This would play sometime after you see the skit "Great Mysterious Handsome Warrior." Zelos is normal, Genis is bold, and Sheena is italic.


Handsome Masked Warrior Reborn

"I, the Great Mysterious Masked Handsome Warrior, have returned with a new mask to defend the hunnies of the world!"

"Ugh, this again?"

"Didn't you learn your lesson last time?"

"The only lesson I learned is that you have no appreciation for heroics. Now excuse me while I go save yon fair hunny from certain loneliness."

"This should be good..."

"Uh-oh, he's heading straight for that-"

(Bonk!) "Ah! Ow ow ow ow..."

"Street lamp..."

(Sigh) "Zelos... Next time, make sure you can see though the eyeholes of your mask before you start running around."


AN : This skit occurred to me a while ago at Halloween, when I was walking in the dark and couldn't see a thing. I almost ran into a lightpole and thought: 'Gah! That was close... Imagine how much worse it'd be if I was wearing a mask.' Then I automatically thought of Zelos. I'm pathetic aren't I? (Rhetorical question!) Anyway, the lesson here is that you're never too old to trick or treat.