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Guest reviews:

Junebug: "*gasp* TARDIS! YAYYYY! Another Dr. Who fan!" Yeeessss... I totally watch Dr. Who... I definitely don't just know what the TARDIS is by sheer coincidence or anything... *cough cough doesn't want to look like a bad geek cough cough*

Guest: "-"There is no god of steel porcupines" *introduces the god of steel porcupines in the next sentence* (or maybe it was just a random furry?)

-"She is real I have seen her move an talk like a real horse" Jason thinks real horses talk. Then again My Little Pony is apparently live action in whatever messed up universe this takes place in.

-Since when is Jason a pacifist? Didn't he kill monsters earlier?

-I'm going to guess Jason is a brony who offended Hanna in some way" 1. Yeah. Who was that guy anyway? Maybe it was the Egyptian god Horus... 2. Or maybe Jason's just really really dumb... 3. Honestly? I don't pay attention to continuity anymore. She doesn't bother, why should I? 4. Perhaps... we may never know *X-files theme*

JunebugL "Simple. Blondie the Flavia doesn't like that Jason and Piper had a good relationship (#Jasper4life), so she doesn't like him.

James? James is *gasp* A BAD SPELLING ERROR, like EVERYTHING else in this goddamn fanfic!" I don't know... xxMoonlitexx's inserted other people into stories as possessed canon characters before, like with the whole "Hazel/Hailey" thing. It's entirely possible Jason/James is something similar.


Stop flamin me. Hailey doesnt like it Oh no! Well, in that case, I'll stop the spork right here. We wouldn't want to upset Hailey! *eye roll*

55. Teh Wild Bore Hmm... not sure if that's a typo or an oxymoron...

I was all mad at Jason but this was ok cause he was never my bf, just like a exessery. Wow. Th-that is just. Wow. Anyways now I had a kick ass previously exploded motercycle, exept I painted it black with 6 red steaks on the sides an a logo taht said 1 simple word….Death. It was cooler when it was MLP themed. My blood billed, my mind remembered swifly of Albaster Hey, where the frack was Alabaster this last chapter?! Wasn't he supposedly on the quest too? who was my truthfull spirit mind bonded from teh beginning. But this must wait, cause now I must do my next task!

"Are these birds dead" Said Artmeis, who had suddenly entered the story, right the f*** out of nowhere, askfully.

"You mean steel porkupins *snicker*, yes there all dead I fukin killed them all" I explaned.

"But wheres Jason, I thought thou questered with him?" Said Artmeis.

"He bertrayed me an reveled himself a prep all along" I said sadly but also wrathly. "He serves teh Fluttershy not the gods of Olypmus." That's one the dumbest things ever said in the history of dumb things. Like, that's "commitment to Sparkle Motion" level dumb.

"Well this is too bad but thou must learn that there will be false bffs in this life" Said Artmeis Like Flavia, who stranded her friend in the middle of the woods because she found out he was a pacifist! Or brainwashed her other best friend into a relationship with a objectophiliac! Or stabbed her other other best friend to death for dating someone she didn't like!"Anyways here is thou next task" She gave me the paper of tasks an I read it, it said my next task was to dafeat a wild bore. A wild bore is a pig but its not like a pink pig, its big an dagerous an has steel teeth to eat many lives in Japan The Eymanthian Boar lives in Japan?! so its more dagerous than pigs in Florida or even in Canadan. Why was that comparison necessary? Why did she specifically mention Florida and Canada?! Is this some sort Trolluminati code?! Should I alert Brapple and Gumblick?!

"I will shot it in teh eye with Draceenas droom, or maybe my sliver pated handgun" I expanded to Artmeis.

"Alas thou cant, thou mustest catch it alive, without killing it" Said Artmeis.

"Wtf Artmeis?!" I yelled "That's fukin inpossible!" Um... no it's not. Well, I guess it is for someone as bloodthirsty as Flavia...

"yes it is a shitful task but Zeus madested this list of tasks, he passifically chose these ones cause They're the exact same ones Heracles had to go through Apherditi told him to" Said Artmeis all sad. I mean, it makes sense Flavia'd have to go through a task proving she's capable of restraint.

"When I am a godness in Olympus she will pay times 6" I said darkly.

"Yes you will be teh godess of darkness That's Nyx. an also bad Assery That's... anyone but Flavia!" Said Artmeis.

This fuled me with hope to finnish my task, I would find teh bore an capture him in a cage an drag him back to Rome! But firstly I must pick someone 2 quest with me, obvously Jason was not in the question (geddit like quest) *wince* It literally burns... *steam rises from skin*

"Hey where you going" Asked Albaster.

"Im going to catch a bore, exept its a deathly bore" I explaned. *points to Alabaster* You've got one right here.

"Can I come with you" Said Albaster.

"Ok" I said.

So Albaster got his motercycle, it was all cammo an green with a sliver skull on it and it said Hecate on it cause Hecate. Smarter logic has never been logicked.

"Where is this bore" Asked Albaster, we drove over many hills an into some mountins but they were big mountins, even like the Rocky Mountins which were in teh west America. (U can look this up on wikapedia if u want to prove it) Does... she really not know where the Rockies are? She had to look that up?!

"Artmeis said he lives on a mountin here" I pointed at the biggest mountin, it was so big there was snow crusted on the top of it. The tallest mountain in the Rocky range is *quick googling* Mount Elbert in British Columbia. Which is in Canada. So Artmeis is wrong. The Erymanthian Boar isn't more dangerous than boars in Canada, because it is a boar in Canada!

"Well its lucky I have this super convenient, never mentioned before, never to be mentioned again, magic net from Hecate" Said Albaster, he took something from his pocket, it was a net all glowin and green. It glimmered with the magics!

Suddently the bore busted from a tree! It was all made from lether skin Generally speaking, leather comes from cows. Is the Erymanthian Boar actually just one of my old failed leather working projects given life by some wizard or whatever?! an it had mighty horns drippin blood!


I feel like such a failure because I didn't work in enough "boar/bore" jokes... *hangs head in shame*