Hikaru: Phweh. I am le tired.

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Jade: I'm a little wary of trusting any healer from any of our teams.

Arche: Why do you say that, Colonel?

Jade: I'm quite worried some of them or all of them may suffer from the Florence Nightingale Effect. It's commoner than most people think.

Arche: Florence Nighten-what?

(Enter Will)

Will: The Florence Nightingale Effect is when a person who treats injuries or other illnesses develops feelings for the patient. The reverse also happens quite often.

Arche: Oh, okay … wait! Will, you're a healer!

Will: … So I am.

Arche: So does that mean you—

Will: I quite assure you, I do not suffer from the FNE.

Arche: (panicking) But what about Mint, Shirley, Raine, Zelos, Regal, Kratos, Norma, and all other manners of healers!?

Will: Calm down, Arche. I'm certain that all our healers do not suffer from the FNE.

Arche: You're sure?

Will: Quite.

Jade: Oh, I wouldn't be too sure of that, Will … people who suffer from the FNE tend to hide it from other people.

Arche: Eww, you disgusting old man! Get away! (flies off)

Will: … First off, I am NOT old, secondly, I do NOT suffer from the FNE!

Jade: Hah, you keep telling yourself that, Will …

Will: (scribble)

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Hikaru: Oh, yes, we NEEDED some more of Jade's sarcasm.

(Will received title "Old Perverted Healer")

I'll try to have at least one person earn a title per skit.