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Laaaast time on Total Drama Prep. The students finally got to go to the big winter dance, but it wasn't all fun and games. Three rounds eliminated several couples, until only Geoff and Bridgette remained. The Student body voted and four campers-sorry force of habit, students danced their ways right off the show. Farewells were said to Owen, Eva, Katie, and Sadie. Who'll survive this week? Who'll survive this show? Who'll stop the rain? found out this week on Total. DRAMA. PREEEEEEPPPPP!!!

The sun rose slowly at dawn. The morning fog began to disperse, and a few birds woke to go seek worms. The cast of TDP had been up for two hours already.

"This exam will not be easy," Chef said pacing in front of the square of desks, "I wrote it myself, poured some of my evil into it... like that ring in those movies."

"Um, they were books first Neanderthal," Noah said derisivly.

"And some one just got marked down a point." Chef said throwing the apple on the desk at Noah, "This exam is about this past year, and your vacation on Wawenakwa."

"You call that a vacation?" Courtney yelled.

"Some one needs a new travel agent," Gwen smirked.

"The highest grade gets immunity. The rest are put on the chopping block," Chef smiled and flipped over and hour glass, "and get to spend the night with me."

"Time's up you worthless sacks of sh-" Chef began to yell, but Chris stepped in, "Cheeeffff... The Censors wouldn't like you finishing that statement."

"Chris, I had buddies die face down in the muck in Viet Nam so I can say whatever I want on TV!!"

"No you didn't, that was from a movie," Chris smiled at the camera, "See, you can't sue if we acknowledge the original material, Anywho, it;s my turn to take over. Pass your sheets up and we'll pop them into the dime store Scantron knockoff and see who gets immunity, and who has to spend the night with Chef... doing something... before some one get's sent home."

The papers were passed forward, and after a few seconds a single sheet came out of the machine.

"Well, well, well," Chris shook the paper a little, "And the winner of immunity this week is... Beth. So, Beth you get to spend the night relaxing... at a local spa, on us. The rest of you are spending the night out in the woods... camping... with Chef. Good luck with that."

"Um, Chef?" Courtney asked as the group hiked out through the woods.

"Shut up, maggot!"

"Hey, don't talk to her like that!" Duncan snapped at the Chef, who turned and stopped the party.

"What did you say you little chicken," Chef looked left, Chef looked right, and upon seeing that Chris was no where to be seen finished his offensive comments, "$^*%!"

"I said don't talk to her like that," Duncan stepped closer, "Just because you used to be in the Army doesn't mean you are the baddest mother #$&*^ in the world, and you can't keep abusing teenage girls because you were fighting the man in the black pajamas when you were our age and could never get one!!!"

Courtney smiled and blushed and Chef stepped back, turned around and motioned everyone to start walking again.

Oh my gosh, The way Duncan stood up to Chef was ssooooo romantic, I mean... Chef is scary, but Duncan stood up to him, for me!

"Alright, if you'll notice you brought nothing with you."

"Yeah, because you told us everything would provided, bro." Geoff commented.

"Oh, that's right... I did," Chef reached into his apron pocket and threw 15 pocket knives on the ground infront of the students, "There's everything you'll need to survive tonight. You each get one and-"

"Wait, you expect us to survive the entire night with just a knife?"

"I agree with Heather," Leshawna said, "Did I really just say that?" Everyone gasped, including Harold.

"YOU!" Chef turned and chased Harold off into the distance.

"Great, Big, Dumb, and Scary has left us in the middle of the woods with 15 letter openers." Noah rolled his eyes, "Somebody make a fire so I can read."

"Um, Gwen and I will go get fire wood!" Trent smiled and the two ran off into the woods.

"Me and Lindsey aswell!" Tyler grabbed Lindsey ran off into the woods in the other direction. And shortly all the couples had gone off to the woods, except Duncan and Courtney.

"Um, why did you two run off, eh?"

"Well, I've seen pretty much every horror movie... ever and there's no way I'm running off into the woods to make out in the darkness." Duncan explained to Courtney (who was obviously pissed), Ezekiel, Noah, Cody and Beth.

So... he may be a jerk, but Noah is kind of attractive in that toally detactched way... and every one else was doing it so...

"Hey, Noah," Beth said, "Want to go join everyone else?"

Noah smiled, "Well, with no light to read, I'll have to just read your body language."

So the two nerds went off to make out... gross. Duncan scoffed.

Noah bailed on me... we have an alliance and he leaves me with Duncan, Courtney, and Ezekiel. Great, a convict, a prep, and a hick, it's like a bad joke set up.

"So... what's the real reason you wanted to stay back here?" Cody said to Duncan.

Duncan smirked an produced a piece of paper, "I snagged this from Chef's pocket when wse bumped chests. It outlines the challenges of the night, and he's trying to get us to chicken out and run back to our dorms. If we stay here we're pretty set."

As Heather and Justin stood up, Justin heard the call of the wild, and so he ran behind the oak tree, to return a few seconds later... to stand all by himself.

"Heather?"

"ah-ah-ah-e-e-e'

"Hello?" Justin cautiously backed uptowards the tree, "Heather? is this because I couldn't- well... you know..."

"boo."

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Justin jumped and ran off back towards the school, screaming so loud he couldn't hear Chef's laughter.

When Justin arrived back at campus, he saw Heather doubled over, panting aswell.

"Justin, that was not funny back there!"

"You think that was me? I was too busy to try and scare you."

"What were you so busy doing?"

"Being scared myself!"

"By Chef," Chris said stepping out from behind a nearby van.

"What?" Both of the beautiful people asked angrily.

"Yeah, you both just lost," Chris smiled and opened the van doors revealing Lindsey, Tyler, Noah, and Beth, "luckily for you two, you weren't the first to get scared and..." At that particular momentChef walked out of the woods carrying an unconcious Cody.

"He fainted!" Chef and Chris began laughing.

"I've got to say, nice work."

"Don't worry, the rest will be coming soon." Chef smiled.

Gwen and Trent began walking back towards the clearing when Trent smiled and said, "Race you back to the clearing?"

Gwen smiled back, "You're on!" Gwen darted off, while Trent watched for a brief second, too long of a second.

When Gwen reached the clearing she saw Duncan and Courtney sitting by the fire, Courtney asleep on Duncan's lap.

I wasn't jealous. Okay, I was only a little jealous. Okay I wanted to kill her.

"Hey Gwen, did you see Home School?"

"No, I thought he was with you two."

"He left not to long ago to check on Lindsey for some reason."

Courtney calmly sat up and smiled at Duncan, "Who're you talking- oh hi, Gwen."

Must. not. strangle. that. preppy. whore.

"Hey, Courtney," Gwen sat down. "So, what's up?"

Courtney smiled slyly, "Me and Duncan are starting an alliance."

"You in?"

Wait, these two want me in their alliance. That would probably be a bad move to kill some one I'm relying on to get into the finals.

"Yes, who else is in?"

"Right now Home School, and us three, we haven't gotten around to asking anyone else."

"Hey, did you hear that?" Duncan looked over at the tree line.

"No," both girls responded and looked at each other.

"I'll go check it out, just to make sure you're safe." Duncan said as he walked off.

"Thanks" both girls said with a smile.

Did she really think Duncan was talking to her? Courtney fumed.

Did she really think Duncan was talking to her? Gwen fumed.

Duncan approached the tree line, until he saw somehting on the ground. "Ooooo, a piece of candy!" He bent over and picked it up, only to get hit in the back of the head and drug off.

"So, now that there aren't any guys around, we can probably take our shirts off," Courtney smiled.

"Yeah," Gwen pulled her shirt over her head, "can we snuggle a little, I'm scared."

"Me too," Courtney scootched over to Gwen, "Maybe if I give you a kiss you'll calm-"

Duncan sat up after being splashed in the face with water, "WHO THE &*$% JUST WOKE ME UP?"

"Chef," Chris said, "and judging by the goose egg on the back of your skull I wouldn't lay back down if I were you."

"What were you getting at thanking Duncan?"

"Did he specifically say 'Courtney'?"

"No, but it was implied in the subtext!"

"What subtext?!?!"

"The... well... I guess I'm just being defensive."

"You should be, Duncan is an amazing guy, I'd defend him tooth and nail," Courtney sat up and clenched her fists, "Relax, Courtney, that doesn't mean I'm going to try and take him, I'm happy with Trent."

"Well, I can't be mad at you, we are in an alliance." Courtney smiled with Gwen.

"Congratulations," Chris yelled through the van window as Chef drove the van into the clearing. When the van came to a complete stop, Chris stepped out, followed by the rest of the students and Chef, "Because you two were just sat around, you survived Chef's hunting. And for that... you BOTH get immunity. I will see you all tomorrow at 5:30. Have fun at class. School starts in an hour!"

All the students gasped, forgetting it was now Monday morning.

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Courtney, Gwen, Duncan, and Trent sat in Gwen's room.

"So what's the first plan of attack, guys?" Trent asked.

"I say we take out Heather, we have the votes, let's take that bitch out of existence." Courtney growled.

"Sorry, Princess, I think we need a more subtle plan of attack," Duncan said, "Let's go after one of the weaker pairs, that way the rest of the group won't even know it was an alliance striking."

"Alright... but who?"

Heather glanced over Justin and Lindsey, "Listen, I am growing really weary of an upcoming alliance, so we're going to remove one of it's legs, and the table will fall."

5:30 rolled around and the living room of House 3 was filled with 16 kids, a chef, and a TV host.

"Well, well, well... my favorite part of the show is here again. The apple ceremony. One of you, excluding Courtney and Gwen is going to get sent home. The votes have been cast. And the first two apples go to Gwen and Courtney, the rest go to... DJ, Ezekiel, and Heather. Justin, Lindsey and Beth are also safe. Duncan and Leshawna... heads up! Beth and Tyler, you also get to stay. Which leaves me with one good apple... and two bad students: Trent and Cody. Well, only one get's this delicious red fruit, and the other get's my trendy, red boot... sending them to the Van of Losers. The votes were cast and the final apple goes to... Trent. Sorry, Codemiester, We'll see you on the other side.

"Another student and episode down. Tune in next time to find out who gets to keep going to school here on Total. DRAMA. PREEEEEEPPPPP!!!!"