"press! Press! I beg you Yuffie press!" the doctor screamed as he tried to deliver the baby properly, unfortunately Yuffie found it very entertaining to kick him in the head and other various sensitive parts.

Kadaj sat in the opposite end of the room, his face pale and sweat tingling down his brows. He hadn't been this anxious and uncomfortable in his whole life….he was going to be a dad.

The thought itself send chills down his spine. He couldn't! He had to leave he had to!

BANG!

He didn't manage to go further until the pressure made him collapse and faint.

Yuffie who was delivering the baby in the other end of the room screamed, "KADAJ! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

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Aerith stared at the child in the cradle before her, "oh Yuffie! He looks just like you!"

"Hell yeah! And his so going to have my skills and such!"

Tifa turned around to Rufus, her husband and lover, who was trying desperately to get through the door. He is the president; he is smart, but not smart enough to drive a freaking wheelchair!

Cloud stared at the little child and admired the few strays of silver hair, "He looks like Sephiroth" he sighed longingly. Sephiroth stared wide-eyes at the Cloud before him, "A...Aerith…I don't like him…"

Aerith who also had noticed the change in Cloud shook from fright, "who is he…"

"Sephiroth…" Cloud spoke as he turned and looked at the silver haired man who jumped in fright. "Won't you become my darkness, and then I will become your light…"

"NOOOOO!"

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Roxas stared at Cloud before him and looked at Naminé. "What happened Naminé?"

"It seems that Cloud from FFVII has replace Cloud from this world…"

"Uhm…why is he sucking his thumb?"

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Kadaj stared at Yuffie…"so…what are we going to call him?"

"I dunno…"

"Okay…his name is Idunno then…"

She glared at him…"I hate you…"

"It is gladly returned…."

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sorry people if this isn't funny, but I am suffering from a mild depression…low ego and such…defiantly not helping that people act like badasses in the drawing contest, and I am seriously considering doing a retreat because I really don't stand a chance, and the contest itself doesn't even seem fair….so. Yes…I am depressed…but it would probably pass once the contest is over and something happy enters my life.

Imaginary cake to scartletthuntress, midoritsuki (my beloved beta reader XD), sora's savior, Emo Eyes, desi-pride101, sanzo-reload, Axel (Mr Axel are you flirting with my fiction?) meghan158, jimmy, Tifa's insane inner chibi (so…you are her chibi…cool…I am Selun)

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