The Super Intendent

Episode 54: Another Sheep in the Big City Crossover

Chapter 1: Reunited and it Fleece so Good!

Jack Thompson is in his evil guest character dimension.

Jack: I'm bored, there's nothing to do here but eat at Wendy's, watch shows with laughtracks, raise ant farms, play Atari, and go into the lake of fire which is always too crowded! I wonder what's in the library…

Jack Thompson looks, and finds the previous MegaMan Jr. High scripts. With nothing else to do, he reads them.

Jack: What the hell is Sheep in the Big City and why did it get an official crossover when every episode has every cameo KI can think of thrown in?

Jack waits for a random well known character to respond to him, but none do.

Jack: Wait, everyone had a Sheep in the Big City equivalent? I wasn't on the show then, my equivalent wouldn't have been defeated, so if I could find him, he could help me defeat KI! But I'm still stuck in this dimension!

A voice starts calling out. Jack follows it until he reaches what appears to be The Big City.

Jack: Incredible! My equivalent must have somehow managed to contact me/

A robot interrupts him.

The Plot Device: No, it was just me, my job's done, bye.

The Plot Device leaves, going back into The Big City, which seems to be sealed off.

Jack: Why is The Big City even here? KI wouldn't lock it in the evil guest dimension.

A face forms on the gigantic seal.

Face Thingy: I am Canclanos, entity of cancellation and obscurity. I destroyed Sheep in the Big City, and bind it and its characters to this horrible dimension.

Jack: That's certainly a noble goal, but do you think you could let my equivalent out so I can team up with him?

Canclanos: …

Jack: Oh, right. Listen, I have a deal to make with you. The show I want to destroy is still alive, and they sealed me away. With your power, I could return to their dimension, and together we could destroy them!

Canclanos: I don't know, if I did that I'd have to free the Sheep in the Big City characters. That seems like an awfully big risk, letting my prey be freed.

Jack: You have to take risks to succeed! Look at me, it was a risk to file frivolous lawsuits, it was a risk to sneak a weapon into court, it was a risk to imply I would do the same thing to a courthouse a nuclear bomb would, and it was a risk to do that stupid thing that wasn't something I really did!

Canclanos: Your point being?

Jack: That I took a lot of risks!

Canclanos: Isn't there supposed to be some kind of reward mentioned somewhere?

Jack: I've never found that necessary.

A SNES controller swings down from the sky, breaking through Canclanos energy field.

KI: Sheep in the Big City lives!

The Big City fades out of the guest dimension and materializes above.

Canclanos: Well, I guess I might as well help you now.

Narrator: The Big City is freed, and I can narrate again! But Jack Thompson and Canclanos are teaming up, this could mean bad things for The Big City and MegaMan Jr. High! Find out what will happen next in the pulsatingly heart pounding Chapter 2: THE ENEMY'S MASTER LAMB!

And now, we are proud to present a pair of brothers we think everyone reading this will recognize. Wearing distinctive hats, able to fly, and associated with a country where the word for yes is si, prepare for a show by…

THE FLYING SOMBRERO BROTHERS!

Taller Brother: For our act today, we're going to show you the best thing ever to feature the famous Flying Sombrero Brothers, Super Sombrero Galaxy!

Shorter Brother: It sure is! We had to spend our life savings, borrow money from everyone we knew, and sell our souls to Greedy McGreed Greed…

McGreed: I'M SO GREEDY!

Taller Brother: But it was all worth it! Show us what we made Bill.

The shorter brother reveals a certificate.

Shorter Brother: I managed to get NASA to name a galaxy the Super Sombrero Galaxy! It was expensive, but I got a good deal because it was about to be destroyed by a black hole.

Taller Brother: …we dumped all our money into having part of our name attached to a doomed galaxy?

Shorter Brother: Isn't it great?

Taller Brother: I hate you so much.

Narrator: We now return to Jack Thompson and Canclanos' evil plan in

Chapter 2: The Enemy's Master Lamb

Sheep: Is this true? Have we really been brought back from the depths of obscurity and into some guy's fanfiction?

KI: Yes! Sheep in the Big City lives! And nothing is ever going to change that!

General Specific: And I know how we can be sure of it! With my sheep powered raygun, no one will ever be able to cancel us again!

MegaMan: You can't capture Sheep, he was just released! Hasn't your time as a prisoner taught you anything?

General Specific: Yes! It taught me the importance of always having a weapon powered by a farm animal with me! Someone, give me some kind of wacky device to capture Sheep!

Mad Scientist: I am in the having of just the thing to… AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I am an ANGRY scientist! Being in the putting of Mad next to my dialogue box is a personal invasioness of the worst kinded! I am not going to be in the doing of anything until I have my proper titleessness!

Angry Scientist: That is being better. Anyway, I have just the device to be in the capturing of Sheep!

The Angry Scientist takes out a Pokeball and throws it at Sheep, sucking him inside.

Zero: Where the hell did that come from?

A dimensional void opens and a figure appears.

Arceus: I'm looking for reality, is this it?

KI: No, this is another one of my fanfictions.

Arceus: Sorry.

General Specific: We have Sheep! After some EV training, he'll be ready for the sheep powered raygun!

But before the plot actually progresses into something resembling a Sheep in the Big City episode, the entire city starts shaking.

Jack: I AM FREE! Free to begin my fifth attempt to destroy all of you that gets to be the main plot!

Canclanos: And I'm not letting the Big City escape, you're coming back to me!

KI: And what makes you think you can do that?

Jack: An incredible new technique I just learned! When we combine our powers… we'll have more power total!

KI: So your new technique is adding two powers together?

Jack: Yes! Tremble before my newly acquired ability to do basic math!

Canclanos: Meanwhile, I thought of a better plan.

Canclanos picks up Jack and stuffs him into the sheep powered raygun.

General Specific: You can't do that! The raygun can only be powered by sheep, or atleast warm blooded creatures!

Canclanos: I now have an arch villian powered raygun! I am invincible!

KI: We'll see about/

The raygun fires. MegaMan Jr. High and The Big City are covered by Canclanos' energy field.

Canclanos: I've won! Both shows are canceled!

Narrator: I think I had five heart attacks from the mind splattering excitement of that bone crunching climax! Will Canclanos succeed in destroying both shows? Fine out in the somethingly something Chapter 3: THE BAAHDACITY OF HOPE!

Johnson is at an office meeting.

Boss: And as you can see for this quarter, our profits have been… Johnson, is that a GameBoy?

Johnson: No, it's a soda can.

Boss: Crap, my contacts fell out again.

Johnson: But not just any soda. It's what gives me the energy to get through these meetings. But don't take my word for it, listen to this rapping robot I brought to work today:

Ranger: Awwwww yeaaaahhh… allllll right… here comes the reference….

SHRIMPOLA COLA it's the BEST!

Be a rebel, drink it, ignore the health TEST!

Without this cola you might as well be DEAD!

More important than good health or keeping your family FED!

If someone you know doesn't drink Shrimpola,

Go ahead and punch them in the back of the HEAD!

Wicky wacky wooey, wicky wacky wuhwuh, go Link go!

Female Employee: That replacement for a rapping shrimp convinced me! I'm going to try some Shrimpola Cola!

Cut to an ambulance leaving the building, while Johnson and Ranger are being put under arrest.

Narrator: Now, our thrilling conclusion in

Chapter 3: The Baahdacity of Hope

MegaMan: KI, you have to do something!

KI: No, my characters have taken up way too much of the main plot, I shouldn't have to use the interstials to justify this being a SitBC crossover. The energy from Canclanos sealed me away.

KI turns into a statue.

General Specific: This is a disaster. Our raygun has been taken from us!

Private Public: Sir, I really think there are more important issues here.

Angry Scientist: I am in the agreeing, we have to be putting aside our petty differences.

General Specific: Well, if Private Public and the Mad Scientist both/

Angry Scientist: ANGRY! You can be in the burning of in hell!

Sheep: Well, most of us are willing to work together, anyway. But what can we do.

Jack: Nothing! We've won, KI is probably the only person who remembers you! You're doomed to fade into obscurity and there's nothing you can do about it!

Sheep: He's right… We're an obscure cable show that never got the attention it deserved. KI never even saw every episode on TV, we were canceled and taken off the air so quickly.

Narrator: Jack Thompson is right, he's achieved his lifelong dream at the small cost of never moving again, while we're doomed to fade into obscurity. KI can't change that, no matter what he types for me to say. Sheep is a complete loser…

THE END

MegaMan: Didn't an episode of SitBC end like that?

Sheep: Yes, but it doesn't matter. So KI made another reference, that's not going to change anything. This is going to be read by maybe 25 or 30 people if we're lucky, and that WILL be more attention than we've gotten recently. There's nothing that can be done.

Canclanos: Damn straight. I've won, and KI can't change that.

General Specific: We know KI can't change that, stop rubbing it in!

Canclanos: No! KI can't save you, and… wait, something's wrong here, why do we keep phrasing it the same way? I've canceled enough shows to know an obvious loophole in the dialogue when I see one! If KI can't save the show, and we keep repeating that, that can only mean…

A beam of light breaks through the containment field. Energy is beaming into and out of The Big City.

Canclanos: No! This is impossible, canceled shows are dead forever!

KI wakes up.

KI: Nope, there's a way. Obviously there's a way, do you have any idea how depressing this episode would be for me otherwise? The age of full cancellation is over, Sheep in the Big City lives on Youtube!

Canclanos: I hate the internet so much it makes AOL's hatred of it seem small!

Jack: I get it, you hate the internet the same way I hate video games. And fully understanding our connection means… nothing, we're screwed.

Canclanos: I won't give up! I can still stop new episodes of stuff from being made!

KI: I have just the thing to stop you from doing that, and I've been saving it for the end of act 3.

KI takes out a DVD case.

Canclanos: NO! Not that, the bane of my existence, NOOOOOOOOOO…

Canclanos is sucked inside.

Sheep: What was that?

KI: A Simpsons DVD. One thing Canclanos can never do anything to. Well, looks like everything's wrapped up.

Jack: I'm still in the raygun!

KI: Which has to be better at sealing you than that guest character dimension you kept getting out of.

Narrator: And so Jack Thompson and Canclanos are defeated, and Sheep in the Big City lives on. Now all that's left is some quality time with our own Ranting Swede!

The Ranting Swede: I'll tell you what roffles my waffles! People saying "Wii would like to play" You have no right to speak for me! Did you once ask me whether I wanted to play? Do you even know who I am? I could be Segabastard for all you know, but instead, you just include me without permission! Well maybe I don't want to play with you! And another thing, I've never seen any proof that Japan actually exists!