Birds and Bees
AN: I own nothing in this story. This is for wolvmbm so enjoy. Please R&R.
Raven was reading a book when her husband came into the house, Rem hot on his heels.
"Rae, Rem asked what S-E-X was." Beast Boy said.
"I'll take it from here Gar." Beast Boy nodded and left, not wanting to hear the talk. "Rem, could you come here?" Raven asked, patting the cushion beside her.
"Sure mommy. Is daddy in trouble?" Rem asked, her violet eyes sparkling.
"No, now he told me today you asked what sex was."
"Yep." Rem told her mother.
"Where did you hear that word?"
"Well I was getting up to get a glass of water when I heard a loud thumping noise and you screamed that you wanted daddy to sex you up." Raven was blushing and Rem cocked her head to the side, confused. "Mommy are you okay?"
"I'm fine. Alright Rem you know about birds and bees?"
"Yeah, they're neat!"
"Okay, say daddy is the bird and mommy is the bee, okay?"
"Alright."
"Now when daddy and I were married we came together and our union made you." Raven said, hoping the white lie would sate her daughter.
"Oh….but mommy…
"Yes Rem?"
"Daddy can be a bird and a bee, does that mean daddy's my real mommy? Or is daddy gay? Or would that make you gay? My head hurts." Raven knew then that she needed help.
"Gar! Get down here!" The changeling came and Rem told him what her mother had told her. Beast Boy then glared at his wife.
"Rem baby's come from storks and that is what sex stands for: Stork Extra delivery. Understand?" Rem smiled and hugged her daddy.
"Sure do!" Rem then went off to play and Beast Boy turned to his wife.
"What did I do?" Raven asked.
"She asked what sex was, not where babies came from." Raven had a sheepish look on her face.
"I thought I could kill two birds with one stone."
"Sorry Rae, you've just lost massage privileges for the weekend. At that Raven got to her knees and raised her arms in supplication.
"Gar forgive me! Please I need your massages! No one else can do it like you can!" Beast Boy was unmoved. Seeing this, Raven decided to change tactics. "You know how sexy and smart you are? I want to pin you down and play with you right now!" Raven said, adding an enticing tone to her voice.
"Alright Rae, I forgive you. But how did Rem know what homosexual was?" Just then Cyborg came into the house and saw Raven kneeling before Beast Boy.
"Man BB you have her whipped huh? Oh and by the way I might have said the word homosexual around Rem." Beast Boy and Raven looked at each other and then at Cyborg. "I should start running, huh?"
"I don't know, what do you think Raven?"
"Definitely." The empath said, getting to her feet. Cyborg ran as fast as he could, hoping Jinx would protect him. His wife was good at that sort of thing.
