54. Gag Gift

Summary: Takes place after the oneshot 'The Wedding Dress Incident.' Meister Kirisaki has finally received his long-awaited Christmas gift from his beloved sister. The gift inside the box, however, horrifies him.

Characters: Meister, Sophie (mentioned), Suwabara, Kawachi, Kuroyanagi

Pairings: implied MeisterxKuroyanagi

Prompts: gag gift


"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE EEEEEE!"

The horrified scream of Meister Kirisaki, General Manager of Pantasia, filled the top four floors of the Pantasia Main Building.

Kuroyanagi burst into the room, alarmed by a scream and thinking that the worst could have happened to Meister, such as assasins suddenly attacking him out of nowhere or that Coo the peacock suddenly went insane. It was neither of those, however.

Kuroyanagi was staring at the sight of Meister, who was holding a dress in his hands.

"Wha-What the-Meister, what in the world is-" Kuroyanagi started, but Meister interrupted him.

"It-it's a gag gift from my sister!" Meister groaned. "A custom-made wedding dress...seriously!? And according to the card I can't return it unless it doesn't fit me...ugh..." He sighed. "She went to the trouble of ordering the dress and stuff, so I guess I should try it on..."

"I can't believe she sent you a wedding dress." Kuroyanagi remarked. "It definitely reminds one of-"

"The Wedding Dress Incident, I know." Meister responded, walking to his bedroom (it was attached to his office). "I guess I can let you see, but that's only because I trust you with this and that you dare not reveal it to anyone, otherwise you're at risk of getting fired, understand?"

"Yes." Kuroyanagi had a feeling that this was going to be interesting...


Moments later, Meister walked back into Kuroyanagi's view, wearing said wedding dress.

Kuroyanagi really couldn't help but think he looked really feminine, now.

Meister wore a thin veil over his masked face, the veil being attached to a clip which had white roses on it. The dress was obviously white, and it was a lace dress with a modest neckline that extended past his knees and swept onto the floor. There was a white sash about the waistline, and in Meister's pale hands he held a bouquet of fake flowers.

"You know what the worst part is?" Meister spoke after a moment of awkward silence, blush overtaking his face. "It fits. I can't return it..."

"Well, you don't look terrible in it." Kuroyanagi stated. "I think you actually look quite beautiful in it-oops." He face-palmed himself as Meister looked at him with more confusion and embarassment overtaking his face. "I didn't mean to say that." Kuroyanagi muttered under his breath.

Before Meister could respond, that was when Kawachi Kyosuke and Kai Suwabara walked in.

"Hey, Meister-han, we were just wondering if you were alright-" Kawachi started, but then Suwabara and Kawachi went all bug-eyed as soon as they say the cross-dressed General Manager. "Oh. My. Gosh..."

Kai just continued to stare at Meister as Kawachi burst out laughing.

Meister gave the two coworkers a death glare. "OUT!" Meister roared. "Both of you, now! OUT!" He tried to walk towards them menacingly, but he tripped over the dress, considering it was that long, and fell, taking Kuroyanagi down with him. The two landed in a...compromising position...in which Kuroyanagi was on top of Kirisaki. Meister's face just flushed even more with embarassment, and Kuroyanagi's face was also blushing a beet red at this point.

"See ya!" Kawachi spoke up as he and Kai left quickly, Kawachi still laughing while Kai still seemed wide-eyed, wondering what the heck exactly had just happened...

Meister and Kuroyanagi didn't know what to do, until Meister spoke up.

"Um...Kuroyanagi-kun...Can you get off me, please?" Meister squeaked out, still blushing. As they helped each other up, Kuroyanagi pushed the veil back gently, looking at his face before chuckling a bit.

"You know, it's no wonder the ladies really like you. You've got this sexy body and the wedding dress seems to emphasize it nicely." Kuroyanagi joked. Meister just gave a little glare and bonked him on the head with the fake bouquet.

"Pervert."


Author note: ...It's been REALLY long since I've updated this...Sorry about the delay in updates! I'll try to update this more often, but I'm also working on 'Reflections' and other Yakitate! Japan (and non-Yakitate! Japan) fanfics, so I hope you readers can be patient! Thanks so much!