The Thing With Hajimes
Keith: *points at me* see! I told you! I told you! I told you she was back! *still in a bubble from when he tried to invade Chapter 2 of the Avatar fanfiction*
Kate: We missed you so much!
Me: TT_TT I love you guys...fanfiction's format has changed and improved so much!
Kellyn: right, you can add Keith and OC (for Karrie) to the characters for the story now.
Me: to think this was originally just going to be a story about young ranger love and the boy's abnormal sister who ends up falling for his best friend TT_TT this is turning out way much better
Karrie: really? wow!
Ben: I wanna continue the story, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Me: =( you're so impatient
Summer: pokelover0ash does not own anything except for her OCs.
Me: fine...
Chapter 50: Happy Birthday!
Keith was still having trouble finding Karrie and it was getting dark out. He was disappointed. He wanted to spend the day with his best female friend who he happened to have a crush on. He then got a call from Rhythmi and it seemed as though finally he might get a break.
"Keith! You have to come by the lake that's nearby woods!" Rhythmi exclaimed.
"Well that narrows it down!" Keith replied sarcastically.
"There's a huge crowd there and I think Gold just went off to find you," Rhythmi said.
"Is Karrie there?" Keith asked.
"Maybe, haven't seen her, but then again, she's a bit hard to spot when she's not dressed up or making a scene," Rhythmi replied. "She's not the tallest person in the world."
"Alright, I'll come take a look," Keith said before turning off his phone. Meanwhile, Kate was enjoying the sight of Karrie and her cousin's hardwork for Keith with Kellyn.
"This is amazing," Kate exclaimed.
"Go big or go home," Kellyn said. "That's how most of my family does it. Gold's going to get the birthday boy."
"And yet she still denies that she is in love," Kate commented and Kellyn smiled.
"It's getting to the point in which I'm considering stopping being so protective of her and throw them in a room together and lock the door and windows." Kellyn replied and Kate smiled at him.
'I love you.' Kate said and Kellyn blushed.
'I love you more,' Kellyn replied before giving her a quick kiss.
"EW!" Sasha exclaimed and Kellyn rolled his eyes in unison with Kate.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" Jimmy shouted from the DJ box. "LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE MAN OF THE HOUR, THE REASON WE'RE ALL HERE HAVING A PARTY, THE BIRTHDAY BOY, KEITH DAZZLE!" Everyone cheered as Gold dragged Keith through the crowd and onto the stage where he shook hands with Teah, Red, Jimmy, Ethan, Garnet, Lyra, and a few others.
"Now that we have met our guest of highest honor," Jimmy said. "Tell me Keith, who do you think came up with the original idea of all of this? Our main host?"
"I don't know, Kate maybe?" Keith replied and Kate laughed.
"Nope!" Jimmy exclaimed.
"It's our very own Kar-" Gold started to announced only to be hit on the head by Karrie.
"I can introduce myself, cuz," Karrie said before stepping forward. "I wanted to do something special for your birthday and then Gold, Jimmy, Ethan, Garnet, Bruno, and Red got involved and it turned into something huge. I hope you like it." Keith's jaw dropped.
"So that's why I couldn't find you all day!" Keith exclaimed and Karrie nodded as her face turned red. "You didn't have to do all of this for it to be special, but this is definitely the coolest birthday party someone has ever thrown for me ever!" Karrie smiled. "Did Garnet make the cake and the desserts?" Karrie nodded. "AWESOME! HEY EVERYONE! THE DESSERT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME! NOBODY CAN BAKE QUITE LIKE GARNET CAN!" Garnet turned red and Karrie laughed. "And you made sure my favorite foods are featured?" Karrie nodded.
"Of course, silly, it's a party for you," Karrie replied and Keith hugged her. He picked her up and spun her around and around.
"You're best, Karrie, you know that, right?" Keith asked and Karrie turned red as he almost kissed her.
"How sweet," a cruel yet beautiful voice said to interrupt the moment.
'I'm so going to kill whoever just interrupting what would have been a groundbreaking first kiss for those two!' Kate said and Kellyn grabbed her hand.
'We need to get people out of here now!' Kellyn said as he alerted the rest of the Hajimes.
'What's going on?' Kate asked as she looked at Kellyn's worried yet tense face.
'Legendary Hunters.' Kellyn replied.
'Elisha Queens, I knew it!' Teah commented.
"Now why don't I give a performance that will knock Teah's out of the water!" Elisha exclaimed as she took center stage.
"Why you!" Teah exclaimed only to be pulled behind stage by Bruno to be faced by Ethan. White and Sakura ran to her side as Kiwi pulled (well sort of) Keith and Karrie behind stage as Kellyn rushed to their sides with Kate. Gold and Jimmy tried to quiet the crowd while they tried to figure out what was wrong. Red ran off to scout for more hunters and minions to be joined by Meiko and the fathers who were protectors (which was practically all of them for the most part since the Hoenn people left).
"What's going on?" Keith asked.
"I'm not sure," Karrie replied. "But I'm going to kick that hag's butt for ruining this!" Garnet skillfully rescued his cake and brought inside so he could alert the rest of the protectors like Kenny and Kellyn's mother, Rebecca. Kellyn held Karrie back before she could do something stupid.
'What kind of hunter is she?' Bruno asked.
'She can control males by seducing them and her audience tends to shrouded in a dream-like mist like they don't know what's going on or something like that.' Teah replied. 'She's like a siren from Greek mythology except she sounds so darn awful without autotune.'
'So she is your opposite,' Lyra said and Teah nodded.
"Dang, I do not miss this whole being left out of a mental conversation thing." Keith commented.
"Hmm, seems as though we are missing the birthday boy, maybe we can get him to show back up," Elisha said and the girls' eyes widened.
"Keith, whatever you do, don't go back on stage or into the crowd!" Teah exclaimed.
"Kate, I want you and Keith to go into the main building, far away from here," Kellyn said and Kate nodded.
"But, what about Karrie?" Keith asked.
"I'll be just fine, however, Kellyn should go with you two," Karrie replied. "Just in case. This woman has the power to control males so even Kellyn's not safe from this one." Kellyn nodded and for once did not argue with his sister's judgment. He took Kate and Keith out of the fray and into safety.
"Now what?" White asked. "Bruno with be affected too." Bruno pulled out noise cancelling headphones and put them on. "That might work, what about Ethan?" Elisha started to sing and all the girls immediately covered their ears. Some of them swore out loud a lot. "Dang it! That hurts!"
"So painful!" Karrie cried out as she tried to fight against Rayquaza's rage that wanted to control her. "How do we make her stop?"
"Ethan? Are you alright?" Lyra asked and Ethan blinked, unaffected by the madness.
"Yeah, why?" Ethan asked.
'Ethan, you just might be the only one who can stop this hunter or least make her stop singing so that Kiwi can put a shield up with the help of Sakura so that Teah can sing her song and counteract the hunter's song.' Bruno said.
'What about Karrie?' Ethan asked.
'She's busy trying not to go berserk on everyone, there's too many people out there that she could accidentally hurt if she goes into the state of Rayquaza's rage, one of the curses of having the power of the Legendary Hajime.' Bruno replied. 'The first time she accidentally caused you to go blind in one eye and gave me my old 'battle' scars and now she's older and stronger. She will cause a lot more damage to everyone if she stops fighting it right now.' Ethan nodded and looked at Karrie was clenching her head and grinding her teeth as she curled up in a ball on the ground. Her teeth and nails would get longer then shorter. It was obvious that she was in pain, but the only thing Ethan could do was to stop the hunter causing the pain: Elisha Queens. Ethan stepped onto the stage.
'Won't he be seduced?' White asked.
'Not if my suspicions are correct.' Bruno replied.
'Karrie, what is he talking about?' Lyra asked only to be greeted by one of Karrie's mental walls. 'Why is, why is she blocking us out?'
'Leave her be, she needs all the concentration she can get.' Bruno replied. 'The sound is provoking Rayquaza's rage and she has yet to control that state.'
'Right, and if she goes into that state, she becomes more dangerous than the hunters.' Teah said. 'She won't stop demolishing everything in her path and surroundings unless she dies or is able to calm down since she can't control his rage.'
'Well, that's great to know.' Kiwi replied.
"Hey witch!" Ethan shouted. "Stop singing, you're horrible!"
"Oh?" Elisha asked as she started to try to seduce Ethan. "So, what do you think of me now?"
"That you're an ugly witch who is just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside," Ethan replied with a smirk. He realized why Bruno wasn't worried about him being seduced by a woman and smirked. Elisha obviously had no skill in seducing those who preferred males over females. Elisha gasped and tried harder and harder. Ethan tried not to laugh at her fails, he had a job to do. Ethan let his hand out and though Elisha thought he was offering her his hands, he was actually summoning a sandstorm. The sand ruined the hunter's bleach blonde hair, slutty outfit, and her face that was covered in pounds of makeup (though in Ethan's opinion, he made her face look better with the sand).
"Why won't my powers work on you? Who are you associated with?" Elisha asked.
"Oh me? You see, Landorus is a fan of equal rights," Ethan replied with a smile. "And it seems as though he knew I would be the perfect match for this generation of protectors. The screeches affect the females unless they have feeble minds only as you seduce the males. However, unfortunately for you, as a female, you can never be attractive enough for me to want to fall to my knees and beg for you."
'Holy crap, he's gay?!' Kiwi and Sakura exclaimed.
'So my guess was right, now Kiwi, Sakura, the shield so that Teah can release the others from the hunter's song!' Bruno replied.
'I had a feeling he liked guys...' Teah commented. 'GO ETHAN! I love you cousin! Feel free to kick her butt!' Ethan shot mud at Elisha as Kiwi started to make a shield to protect her, Sakura, and Teah from the screeching. Elisha screamed and used Hyper Voice at Ethan, but he dodged it by jumping up and using Hammer Arm on Elisha. He knocked her back a bit while Sakura provided Kiwi extra energy and power to hold the shields. Elisha's nails elongated and she tried to use scratch attack, but Ethan revealed that he could fly.
"Any time would be nice," Ethan said and Teah started to sing a song like Meloetta's and Elisha screamed.
"NO!" Elisha exclaimed and Ethan used Hyper Beam against her from his hands which knocked Elisha out cold. Karrie no longer had to fight the rage and passed out on the floor. Bruno took off his headphones and took Elisha to be put in Hajime jail as Teah lifted Elisha's spell and gave them a special performance as Kiwi, Sakura, White, and Ethan carried Karrie back to the main building.
Meanwhile, Meiko and Red spotted more hunters, but were unable to catch them before they got away so they returned home. Garnet was found to be holding Keith back as he tried to get answers from Kellyn. Karrie eventually woke up with a headache and was silently told what happened. She nodded before apologizing to Keith that everything was ruined. However, Keith settled with eating all of the cake Garnet made with Karrie, Ethan, Kellyn, Kiwi, Kate, Sakura, Kate, Red, Meiko, and Kenny. It was definitely the most unique birthday party he ever had.
~end of chapter~
Me: end of Chapter 50 =O
Karrie: all that trouble and the party gets crashed!
Keith: well, it did involve Hajimes so you always expect the unexpected =)
Me: hopefully this will be at least somewhat worth while.
Kate:Why don't we get a list of the Hajimes and who is what?
Me: um...alright...please wait as I compile all the information...*goes off into a secret room* the family tree can be found at art/The-Thing-With-Hajimes-Hajime-Family-Tree-292829125 and don't forget to add the thing and replace the actual period dot thing =) now the list...oh boy...memory don't fail me now!
~viewing the Legendary Protectors (minus the handful of which would be giving away too much spoils)~
Grandpa Hajime: Arceus, he's the head of the family and the Legendary Protectors
Grandma Eliza: Palkia
Grandpa Matt: Dialga
Grandpa Doug: Giratina
Grandma Ellie: Mespirit
Grandpa West: Uxie
Grandpa Tom: Azelf
Rebecca: Lugia
Daniel: Ho-Oh
Kellyn: Articuno
Karrie: Rayquaza
Kiwi: Mew
James: Cobalion
Mary-Ann: Regice
Zenya: Cresselia
Caitlin:MewTwo
Blue: Suicune
Moon: Manaphy
Lewis: Kyurem
Brook: Virizion
Teah: Meloetta
White: Reshiram
Sakura: Victini
Travis: Terrakion
Gwen:Virizion
Garnet: Zapdos
Bruno: Darkrai
Red: Zekrom
Gold: Thundurus
Jimmy: Raikou
Ethan: Landorus
Carol: Deoxys
May: Kyogre
Sapphire: Groundon
Skylla:Shaymin
Rex: Regigias
Zoe: Heatran
Meiko: Entei
Jasmine: Registeel
Roxanne: Regirock
Lyra: Celebi
Kenny: Moltres
Kyoterru: Latios
Gumi: Latias
Yuki: Jirachi
Missing Legendaries: Phione, Keldeo, Genesect
Note: Generation VI will not appear in this story, The Thing With Hajimes.
Also Note: Missing Legendaries section has been kept on the list to draw more curiosity, I did leave it in on the list on purpose. (that and so I don't forget about them)=)
Enjoy! Look back at Chapter 50 whenever you want the list of Hajimes or the link to the family tree!
