"YES!" Yoshi exclaims as he scratches off the last of the muck on a scratch card." I JUST WON THE LOTTO!"
"Wow," Silver gasps in amazement," that's impressive."
"Yes, almost as impressive as MY LATEST PRANK ON YOSHI!" Eggman exclaims walking into the Shack while grinning like a madman." I forged my own lottery ticket just so I could-"
Immediately, a long tongue grabs Eggman and pulls him into the belly of a dinosaur, who has an Eggman shaped food in his belly. Silver looks at Yoshi in amazement.
"What?" Yoshi requests looking a Silver," nobody messes with my lotto."
Silver just shakes his head as he helps another customer.
"YES!" Knuckles exclaims as he hears the winning numbers of a contest off of the radio, that he brought into the Shack." I JUST ONE A NEW KIA!"
"Wow," Silver gasps in amazement," way to go Knux."
"Yes, almost the way to go as MY NEWEST PRANK ON KUCKLES!" Eggman exclaims walking into the Shack, once again, grinning like a madman." I made the radio show person say the numbers that-"
Immediately, a chair flies into Eggman knocking him out instantly as an angry Knuckles smashes the radio to pieces.
"MY LIFE IS A LIE!" Knuckles bellows in despair.
Silver just shakes his head as he goes to clean the bathrooms.
"Sir, you are sixth thousandth customer!" Silver exclaims handing a customer his food.
"Really!?' The person gasps in disbelief," that's awesome."
"Yes, something to be glad about in a fan fiction where nothing really changes," Silver agrees.
"Yes, almost as awesome as MY LATEST PRANK ON THIS STORY!" Eggman exclaims walking into the- you get the idea."See, I-"
Using his psychic powers, Silver throws Eggman out of the shop and into a trash can as Patrick takes that trash can to the dump.
"Ignore him," Silver sighs," he's just annoying."
"Oh, don't say anything," The person assures him walking out.
"Wait, is this because this is chapter number sixty?" Silver asks himself.
"Well, we could have done a sixty joke in some way," Sonic replies walking out.
"Yeah, but at least-" Silver begins.
Suddenly, a portal opens at the door as a yellow limo comes out of that hole, and parks itself up against the counter. The top opens up as a future Sonic and Silver jump out of the limo, and on the counter.
"Past selves listen!" Future Silver exclaims at the two past counterparts." Eggman is going to-"
"Yeah, we know it just happened," Silver interrupts with a 'In your face!' tone of voice." But thanks anyway."
"So now what do we do?" Future Sonic asks Future Silver.
"Well, you could buy something," Sonic suggests.
Five minutes later...
"So does anything get better here?" Silver asks the past selves as they all sit at one of the tables, and eat like they're best friends.
"Gets crazier," Future Silver replies through a mouthful of Nachos." But we do tie up all loose ends."
"Say do I ever get my fame, and fortune back?" Sonic requests from his future self as he picks up his chili dog.
"Eh, we can't break the fourth wall too much," Future Sonic replies shrugging.
"But do I ever get paid?" Silver questions wondering if that dream could become real.
"Ah, no!" The three exclaim at him as he sighs.
"Well, I can dream right?" Silver mutters to himself.
"NO NOW STOP TALKING TO YOUR FUTURE SELVES AND GET BACK TO WORK!" Shadow bellows in his office.
