Guest says:

When I read this, I didn't see the comma and thought Papyrus said to make spaghetti join the royal guard. Which would be weird forcing pasta to fight.

Papyrus: WOWIE! I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT!

Sans: you should be careful about which ones are actually pasta though.

Papyrus: *oblivious* WHY?

Sans: because they could be im-pastas.

Papyrus: NNNNYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOO HOO! HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING?

Sans: Maybe your sense of detecting puns just pasta-way!

Papyrus: NNNNNYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Flowey: QUIT SHOUTING! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE AND FLOWERS CAN'T EVEN GET THOSE!