-1a/n can I get a bit more support from my reviewers to force Kaleena to read Twilight? My sister just finished New Moon…AND DOESN'T WANT TO START ECLIPSE IMMEDIATLY!!! That's like, against the rules in my book…I stayed up all night…it's 11:30 am as I write this, and I still have to find something for my homework…grr homework…also, I HATE MY TEACHERS!!! Except my history teacher. I stink at it, but it's just that I hate history all together! But they keep on loading me with projects!! I had to worry about this thing last Friday, THAT WAS CANCELED!! I have a huge poem project due this Friday, even though I'm mostly done with it, a reading project that I have no idea when it's due, and I keep forgetting to do my little science homework! Therefore, I'm probably failing! All I can say is "at least it's the beginning of this quarter, not near the end!" cuz then I would be dead…and I would do it, my mom doesn't even care as much about grades as I do!! I shall shut up on my "I hate homework and all things school" rant for now. At least it's halfway through the year…I have a spring break…and they may give us less homework…or I may get on top of it…

Notes With Bella and The Gang

Edward: bold italics Bella: bold underlined Alice: normal mutt-man: underlined

OOH!

Umm…

EEH!

OOH

AH AH!

TING TANG!!

WALLA WALLA

BING BANG!!

Me: OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!

Witch Doctor?

We never said anything about doctors…Edward…

That's the name of the ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang song

Oh…then yes!! It does rock!!!

Ok then…

You: OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!! OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!

Me: OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!!! OH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!

BELLA!! THIS SONG IS FOR YOU!!!

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ...

Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he game me this advice
He said to ...

Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby ...

Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Yeah…Jacob? Who was your witch doctor?

Why, Sam, of course!

Yeah…Sam was making a fool of you…that song already exists, and now has no affect on humans who love vampires!! (and I mean REAL love, happy mob! Not addicted to him love!)

You: uh oh…if Jacob doesn't start running this kid with the name "Jake isn't the worst, only second worst, the worst are the editors who didn't take Twilight first!!" will knock him over…

I'm running!!

Jake isn't the worst, only the second worst, the worst are the editors who didn't take Twilight first!! (aka Jake isn't the worst): HA!! I'M A WEREWOLF TOO! THE FASTEST ONE ON THIS EARTH!!!!! AND OTHER PLANETS, IF THEY EXIST!!

Me: ok, I have to go now, and talk to Kaleena!! Who you can stop reviewing to me about, cuz she promises to read it!!!