Dear Albus,

Nice wig, Albus; what's it made of?

Sincerely, Voldemort

::

Dear Voldemort,

YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Sincerely, Albus


Oh, the joys of slamming together Mean Girls and Harry Potter :) Review please! By the way, I have a new Drabble/Freeverse fic called Inhibitions, it's about non-canon and forbidden couples. Check it out if you'd like :)