Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or the character Justin. I do own Jed and Zed though, so please don't use them.
Note: I'm starting this chapter right away, but I probably won't finish it immediately. If I do, please leave a double length review if possible. Also, I announce with great pride that there will be a sequel to this story. More info will be released as this season progresses.
Rating Note: Rated I for Irrevelevant.
Total Drama Home Journal Part 4 - Justin's Entry
"For our next home journal, we will interview Justin." Jed greeted.
"Justin Beiber?" Zed asked.
"No, Justin Keiber." Jed replied.
"Gee, what a coincidence." the prankster stated sarcastically.
The two cameramen exited their truck and went to the front door of a house. A familiar tan skinned hottie emerged.
"Can I help you?" he asked hesitantly.
"I'm Jed and the one in the cap is Zed." the serious cameraman introduced.
"Sup." the one in the cap answered.
"Anyway, we were sent by Chris McLean to interview you about aspects of your daily life." Jed continued, "Now Mr. Keiber, would you mind showing us around your home."
"I don't want to show two people I've never met my house." Justin stated matter of factly.
"We have a warrant." Zed said while holding up a stack of papers.
"From who?" the eye candy asked.
"Vogue."
"Why would they do that?"
"TDI Enterprises paid them to give the stamp of approval."
"How would they know I work for Vogue?"
"Let's just say they have a way of getting information."
"Fine!" Justin sighed, "Come in."
The two cameramen entered and observed his house. Zed readied a can of silly string, but Jed snatched it away before he could start a ruckus.
"Don't even think about it!" he threatened the prankster.
"Here's the living room." Justin went on emotionlessly, "On the left wall, you'll see pictures of the modeling shoot I did in Cancun. On the right are numerous covers of Star Stalker magazine I was on."
"What's that?" Zed asked, pointing to a piece of paper shoddily taped to the wall.
"That?" Justin recalled, "That's the time I got an A in Remedial Reading."
"And that's so special because?" Zed rolled his eyes.
"It was the only A I got in my life." the male model explained as his mother entered the room with newspaper in hand...
"I'm sure you scored a lot more asses than just one!" the prankster laughed.
Ten Seconds Later
"Anyway," Jed began, ignoring Zed's cries of pain, "Are the allegations of you dating Izzy true?"
"Unfortunately yes..." Justin groaned, "We were on and off for about a year or so. Never had any idea that she would make the statement public though."
"Please... please... STOP!" Zed cried from inside the kitchen. Jed and Justin turned around and heard the sound of a newspaper beating a hapless prankster.
"She also called you a liar." Jed pointed out, "Do you contest with that?"
"That's more bull than anything." Justin answered, "If I did make it into season two, I would've stepped up my game a bit, but I wouldn't let it get in the way of my morals.
"And those are?" Jed asked.
"This." the male model responded, pointing to his chiseled face.
"Save me, please!" Zed cried, his battered body crawling out of the kitchen. He screamed as a feminine hand dragged him back inside.
"What's her deal?" Jed questioned Justin.
"My mom's one of those hardcore feminist types." he explained, "She goes nuts whenever someone makes a sexist comment!"
"Izzy's taken a liking to Ezekiel." the serious cameraman told him, "What do you think of that?"
"Hey, better him than me." Justin shrugged.
"Owen has also started to get involved in the affair." Jed explained, "Whose side are you on?"
"I would say Owen." Justin said, "Met up with him around Christmas time. He took his breakup really hard."
"Who do you want to win Total Drama Action?" Jed asked.
"From what I've seen so far, DJ." the model nodded.
"Ah, the resident darkhorse. Explain."
"One, I didn't want to be cliché and select a favorite. Two, he's been through a lot of crap and I think he deserves the money."
"Who..." Jed started.
"Before you say anything, I want Heather to be eliminated next." Justin interrupted. "Need I explain why?"
"Moving on..." Jed said as he shuffled through his note cards, "Have you gotten a girlfriend since we last saw you?"
"Surprisingly, no." Justin admitted, "Even though they advertised me as the guy that girls would fall for, I was completely overlooked by the likes of Noah and Cody." The eye candy looked at his watch and gasped. "I'm late for my photo shoot!"
"That's the least of the problems we have right now." Zed groaned, all bruised and battered.
"What happened to..." Jed started.
"Say one word... and die." Zed threatened.
"Hey, where did he go?" Jed asked.
The two cameramen looked and saw the front door swinging shut.
"Hey, come back!" the prankster yelled.
Further Down The Road
Jed and Zed eventually caught up to Justin. As they walked down the sidewalk, not a single girl's head turned their way.
"What's the deal?" Zed asked indignantly, "No one's paying attention to us!"
"It's like I said earlier." Justin replied, "Even though I turned heads before auditioning for TDI, I went on the show to become more famous. However, it turns out that I just became another person in the crowd."
"Your modeling career's still in full swing." Jed pointed out.
"True." the male model said, "But it doesn't get the same satisfaction as receiving attention."
"We were hounded by fan girls when we visited Noah." Zed asked, "Do you ever wish life was like that for you?"
"From time to time." Justin shrugged, "I do appreciate being completely alone for once."
"You just contradicted yourself." Zed observed while raising an eyebrow.
"I have to... uhh..." Justin said nervously, "Get to my photo shoot! I'm already ten minutes late!" He shot off faster than the Roadrunner, leaving Jed and Zed befuddled.
Ten seconds of dead silence ensued, then Zed opened his mouth.
"I'll never understand models."
Closing
Hey, I told you to not expect the next chapter not coming out the very next day. :/
I really hate to be a jerk, but not getting enough reviews is starting to get irritating. Because of this, I'm going to put this project on hold until reader interest grows. Never fret my followers, for I will work on my 99 Ways To Kill Chris story, possibly resurrect My Savior Ezekiel, and maybe start some other side projects! (Not necessarily in that order)
For the current standings in the character poll: Derek is in first place with four votes (quite a fan favorite), Harold is in second place with two votes (and the only veteran to get any), and Rebeccah and Ashley are tied for third with one vote each! (No offense, but I'm surprised those two received any votes!)
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