Disclaimer: I am not George Lucas or J.K. Rowling.

Enter Luke, Han, and Leia, in Sio Bibble's classroom.

Han. [waves his lightsaber absentmindedly] Minions of Xendor. You're actually going to go with Yoda . . . and try and destroy . . . O!

Leia. Han. You're making it snow.

Leia redirects Han's arm. Seeing this, Bria glares at Leia.

Han. Oh, yeah. Sorry. It looks like we've all got horrible dandruff now. . . .

Han brushes snow out of Leia's hair. Bria sobs.

We split up. Last night. When she saw me coming out of the dormitory with Leia. Obviously, she couldn't see you, so she thought it had just been the two of us.

Luke. Ah. Well, you don't mind it's over, do you?

Han. No. It was pretty bad while she was yelling. But at least I didn't have to finish it.

Leia. [grins] Coward. Well, it was a bad night for romance all around. Mara and Lando split up, too, Luke.

Luke. Why?

Leia. Oh, something really silly. She said he was always trying to help her through the portrait hole, like she couldn't climb in herself. But they've been a bit rocky for ages.

Luke glances over at Lando, who looks unhappy.

Of course, this puts you in a bit of a dilemma, doesn't it?

Luke. What do you mean?

Leia. The smashball team. If Mara and Lando aren't speaking . . .

Luke. Oh . . . oh, yes.

Enter Bibble, who notices that Leia is the only one who has successfully turned vinegar to wine.

Bibble. Now, now, boys. A little less talk, a little more action. Let me see you try.

Luke's vinegar turns to ice; Han's explodes.

Yes. For homework: practice.

Exit Bibble.

Luke, Han, and Leia return to Revan Tower.

Leia grins.

Han. What are you so happy about?

Leia. [shrugs] It's a nice day.

Luke. [aside] She's Han's sister. But she's ditched Lando. She's still Han's sister. I'm his best friend. That will make it worse. If I talked to him first . . . He'd hit you. What if I don't care? He's your best friend.

Enter Tahiri.

Leia. Tahiri. You're back. Are you okay?

Tahiri. I'm really well. They let me out of Coruscant Medical on Primeday. I had a couple days at home with Mom and Dad and then came back here this morning. Riina was just telling me about Shysa and the last game, Luke. . . .

Luke. [to Tahiri] Yeah. Well, now you're back and Han's fit, we'll have a decent chance of thrashing Shan, which means we could still be in the running for the Cup. Listen, Tahiri . . .

Tahiri. I know what you're going to ask, Luke. But I don't know who cursed me. I've tried to remember, honestly. But I just can't. The last thing I remember was walking into the refresher in Dex's Diner.

Leia. You definitely went into the refresher, then?

Tahiri. Well, I know I pushed open the door. So, I suppose whoever brainwashed me was standing just behind it. After that, my memory's a blank until about two weeks ago in Coruscant Medical. Listen, I'd better go. I wouldn't put it past Mothma to give me lines on my first day back.

Exit Tahiri.

Leia. So, it must have been a female who gave Tahiri the amulet.

Luke. Or someone who looked female. Don't forget: there was a cauldron full of ooglith masquer at the Jedi Temple. We know some of it got stolen. . . . I think I'm going to take another swig of glitterstim and have a go at the Jedi Praxeum again.

Leia. That would be a complete waste of potion. Luck can only get you so far, Luke. The situation with Car'das was different. You always had the ability to persuade him. You just needed to tweak the circumstances a bit. Luck isn't enough to get you through a powerful Force illusion, though. Don't go wasting the rest of that potion. You'll need all the luck you can get if Yoda takes you along with him. . . .

Han. Couldn't we make some more? It would be great to have a stock of it. Have a look in the book. . . .

Luke looks through Vader's text.

Luke. Blast, it's seriously complicated. And it takes six months. You've got to let it stew. . . .

Han. Typical.

Exit all.