Very interesting... The first one who will review this, will win the 200 review challenge... I will be looking forward to that review and I hope it's a nice one too. Would be bad if I got a lot of critics on itXD
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Dear Diary,
So, Pein is still sitting next to me, but he actually explained now why he wanted those pictures.
Apparently he has a thing for hair. That's why you can see a different side of my head in every picture.
He particularly likes my hair and that's why he's been caressing it ever since.
I feel really awful now. How can you ask your boss nicely to stop touching you?
Itachi is actually giving him the evil eye. I wonder what will happen next.
Okay, so my other stalker just joined me inside and he sat down on my lap.
I don't know why, because no one is sitting at my other side, so there would be room there.
He still had this bored expression on his face, but I think he just can't look any different.
Maybe he looks a bit sleepy too. Although that wouldn't be strange. He hasn't slept in years.
I would be dead tired too. He actually looks pretty refreshed for someone who doesn't sleep.
I know how I look when I haven't had my beauty sleep and it isn't a pretty sight.
Bed hair is really not my thing, you know.
I didn't really get his pictures though. He showed me pictures where I was peeking inside of Itachi's room first
and shook his head at that. I was only taking a look if someone was there.
After that he showed me pictures where I was peeking inside his puppet room.
Again he shook his head. The kitchen followed and he gave an approving nod.
And lastly his bedroom, picture focused on his bed, and he gave me the thumbs up.
Now that I think about a little bit more, he has to get off my lap. I will punch him in the face if he doesn't.
Kakuzu opened the doors of the closet and hovered over me. A few pictures in his hand.
He gave me a weird look, pointed at my clay pouch and portrayed an explosion.
He did a pretty good job actually. I could almost see him flying through the air.
Then he pointed at the pictures and with his hands he showed me how big they could get.
He's threatening me I think. I will find those pictures first and destroy them.
I can't go a day without blowing up Kakuzu, so this can't really happen. He won't win this fight!
It was finally time to get out of that closet. Most of them were still looking at each other's pictures
and I was pretty done with them. I needed to leave. Of course I ran into Kisame after that.
Well, more like he was sitting in the living room on a large red chair. I don't know when we
got new furniture though. And he was petting Gayfish. He started to talk real weird,
saying see at the end of every sentence and he tried to do a fake Italian accent.
Didn't really work out and I swear even Gayfish started to laugh. I was laughing so hard in the end,
that in anger he threw the pictures he was holding at me. Loser! Now at least I have those!
Kisame really kept the worst ones for himself. I can't even begin to explain what was on them and I won't.
You don't need to know and I don't want to scar you. Just trust me on this one. I will blow them up right now!
Love, Deidara
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
I will make Deidara leave the base again in the next one, so he can meet Sai. The one that wins might not have anything to do with the "storyline." I will tell you when it arrives!
