Princess Peach Toadstool was farting as usual on the rooftop of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, being coincidentally nearby Tokyo, Japan, when all of a sudden Godzilla emerged from the waves, roaring as his fins lit up, with it being easy to see due to it being night.

"Enjoying the night as I wonder what's... hey! Isn't that Godzilla!?" Peach exclaimed as she released a high pitched, squeaky fart, placing both of her hands on her face as she gasped. "My gosh, it really is! I should fight him! He's like Bowser, but without the shell!"

Peach then pulled out a Super Mushroom from her butt, eating it and becoming bigger. She then called out to Godzilla, who glanced at the mansion floating on a small, mechanical boat, shrugging as he fired off his radioactive breath at Tokyo. Peach farted out the effects of the Super Mushroom, turning back to normal as she growled.

"Fine... if that's how you wanna play it..." Peach remarked as she then tried to reach for something that would make her bigger, gasping as her eyes widened, feeling nothing in her ass. "Drat! I ran out of hammer space! I better go see the doctor!" She then dashed off, while Godzilla destroyed all of Tokyo.


"...and the city of Tokyo is under destruction by its local Godzilla attack. Everyone is advised to staying indoors," The Japanese male news reporter spoke boldly as footage of Godzilla going through Japan was placed on the right corner of the screen.

"Man, that is one angry dinosaur." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he, Waluigi, and Lucario were all in the male lounge room, with various other playable and non playable males there. Silver had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

"Must be a big commotion for Godzilla to just show up and attack." Lucario commented as he munched on his chocolate bar.

Waluigi scoffed, his lanky arms folded together. "Meh. I bet I could take on that big green loser with ease at the same size. He wouldn't expect a tall, skinny guy like me to kick him into the dirt!"

Lucario and Silver snickered at Waluigi's claims, which made him growl at them angrily as Peach ran past them, letting out a couple of squeaky farts.

"Excuse me! Pardon me! Move it or lose it!" Peach exclaimed, going through the closet as she shook her head in disappointment. "Damn it! It's not here, either!" She sighed as she placed her hands on her hips. "There's only one man who has what I need..."


"...You're fucking kidding me, right?" Dr. Mario remarked as he squinted his eyes at a pleading Peach, with both of them in Dr. Mario's lab within the basement, with the doctor having collected various monster DNA.

"Doc, this is serious! You do know that Godzilla could attack here!" Peach remarked as she nodded her head.

Dr. Mario sighed, closing his eyes in disappointment as he pulled out a Mega Mushroom, one that had its effects lengthened. "Fine, but for the love of Sakurai, don't destroy anything..."

"Thank you!" Peach squealed as she let out one more high pitched toot, kissing Dr. Mario on the forehead as she grabbed the Mega Mushroom and dashed up the stairs, with Dr. Mario murmuring as he watched Peach go.

"Goddamn it... I am so going to get my pay docked for this..." Dr. Mario growled as he placed his right hand on his forehead, sighing as he knew what was going to be the overall end result of all of this.


As Godzilla finished destroying much of Tokyo and prepared to head further in land, he turned around, to see Peach floating towards him. Peach was munching on the Mega Mushroom, waiting for it to activate as she landed on the broke wooden pier, pointing at Godzilla.

"Hey you! Yeah, you, big guy! Prepare to get the beat down of your life, NotBowser!" Peach exclaimed as she let loose a squeaky, wet fart that got more raunchy and deep pitched as her stomach grumbled, the blonde, pink clad human princess growing to an enormous size as she bellowed, pounding her chest as she then giggled, winking at Godzilla.

Poor Godzilla had no idea what the hell was the deal with this new foe as he roared at her, firing his blue radioactive breath at her. Peach responded by pulling out Toad, who reflected the beam back at Godzilla, causing it to burn his face.

"I hate my life..." Toad muttered as Peach pulled him back into her hammer space underneath her dress, rushing over to Godzilla and unleashing her flatulent Peach Bomber, the gassy pink hearts dazing Godzilla as it knocked him down on the floor. Peach smiled as she then slammed her big butt down on Godzilla, unleashing incredibly deep pitched brassy farts as she laughed, with Godzilla roaring in pain, flailing his arms, legs, and tail.

"Not so mighty now, are ya, 'King Of The Monsters'?" Peach taunted as she got up, glancing at her butt, smiling as she noticed the large brown stain. "And it looks like you got a taste of my brownies, too! Sa-weet!"

Godzilla screamed for mercy as Peach grabbed him by the tail, swinging him around as everyone in the Smash Mansion was watching the footage, not believing what they were seeing as Peach sent Godzilla into the Tokyo Tower, causing it to collapse on him as Peach floated towards where he landed, bending over and farting more rotten, brassy poots.

"Mamma mia..." Mario stated in disbelief as he lost his appetite, not being able to eat his mushrooms topped pizza as he shook his head in disbelief. "Peach is giving that poor monster a run for his money..."

"Jesus... and I thought Peach pleasured, I mean, tormented me," King Bowser Koopa quickly corrected himself as he got some odd glances from the non playable characters who were shocked to hear what he said.

"Why do I live here again...?" Shadow The Hedgehog growled as he felt embarrassed, knowing that he was going to be further associated with all this bullshit, realizing that his fellow workers at G.U.N. would laugh and poke fun at him for being part of Super Smash Brothers.