Brotherhood Evolution: Picnic with the Acolytes
Ahhh, its high time the Brotherhood got to know their partners in crime, don't you all think so? Good. Let's have a picnic and enjoy the insanity that will surely follow.
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The 'Hood House ™
(RING) "Hello?" Pietro asked as he answered the phone. "Father? What a pleasant surprise…" Pietro said nervously as he began to sweat. 'What! You're coming over? Now!?" Pietro cried as slime whizzed by his head.
"TOAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" Betsy's voice shouted.
"No… There's no problem." Pietro said swiftly. "See you soon…" Pietro said as he hung up the phone and looked at the disaster that was the Brotherhood home. Slime was everywhere; there were leftover pizza boxes, garbage all over, Toad shaped holes in the walls and the paint was peeling because Blob had farted after eating Taco Bells three-bean curry. "I'm doomed." Pietro said as Betsy and Tabitha chased Toad around.
"What is it now Petey?" Mike asked as he walked into the kitchen where Pietro was muttering about how doomed he was over and over.
"My fathers coming with the Acolytes for an inspection on how I'm doing as leader." Pietro gulped.
"Wow. You are doomed." Mike said as he walked away.
"Unless…" Pietro mused.
"Uh oh." Mike muttered as he stopped in his tracks.
"All I need is forty monkeys and forty typewriters…" Pietro stated.
"Why." Mike asked.
"Because, they could probably do better writing than Descendent does, and I won't be in these predicaments." Pietro said simply. Before lightning struck him several times in a row.
"Rule number one of fanfiction characters Petey." Mike said to the charred corpse in front of him. "Never insult the glorious, forgiving, truly magnificent writer." Mike said before Betsy appearing in front of him in a schoolgirl outfit, sucking on a lollipop. "I love kissing ass." Mike said with a smile as his eyebrows danced and he and Betsy melted into the shadows.
"Ow…" Pietro gasped as soot fell from his face.
(Ding-Dong)
"Coming yo!" Toad called out.
"Crud." Pietro muttered as he shook off the soot and sped around, cleaning the house as fast as he could. "I need help!" Pietro shouted in desperation.
"I will help you." Mr. Clean announced dramatically as he appeared out of nowhere. With speed reserved for Greek gods, Mr. Clean cleaned the Brotherhood house to fine polish. " Now that's what I call clean." Mr. Clean said, crossing his arms and winking.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Lance asked as he fell back in his chair.
"I go where I am needed." Mr. Clean stated as he grabbed the chair Lance was sitting in, threw it through the window and jumped threw the hole, running of into the distance.
"That was weird." Blob said simply as the Brotherhood stared at the departing form. "Even for us."
(Ding-Dong)
"Oh yea. The door." Toad said as he opened it to reveal Magneto, the master of Magnetism. Wearing a leisure suit. "AHHHHH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Toad cried as he cowed away.
"I came on advise of counsel…I mean Xorn. He recommended the two teams spend some time together." Magneto said as the Acolytes piled into the Brotherhood house with him.
"Wow. Dis be cleaner den Last time." Gambit said simply. "What happen?"
"I hope you got Guinness." Banshee grumbled.
"Where's Lance?' Lifeguard demanded.
"AHH! Not you!" Lance shouted as he jumped out the hole in the window, Lifeguard hot on his heels.
"Oh. This is going wonderful." Sabertooth muttered to Xorn. "I owe you one." He growled.
"Eep." Xorn muttered to himself.
"DADDY!" Came Wanda's shout.
"AHHH!" Mastermind and Colossus both shouted as they shielded their faces, remembering what Wanda did to them, as Wanda charged into the room and slammed into her father, crushing him in a hug. (See The Toad, The Witch and The Wardrobe Chapter)
"Did you miss me?" Wanda asked excitedly as Magneto struggled to breathe.
"Yes… Wanda... I need… air…" Magneto gasped as Wanda peaked his cheek and skipped off.
"You did a real number on her." Blob said to Mastermind.
"I try." Mastermind said simply.
"So what do you have planned for us Father?" Pietro asked.
"I was thinking along the lines of a picnic." Magneto said as an explosion rocked the house. "You know, where we can't cause to much damage…" Magneto moaned as he saw Lance shooting energy blasts at Lifeguard, who had sprouted wings and was trying to get closer to him.
"There's no such thing as too much damage when we're involved." Tabitha said simply as Lance blew another hole in the wall. "See."
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Lance screamed.
"COME HERE SWEET CHEEKS!" Lifeguard shouted.
"Oh this is going to be a long day." Magneto said as he downed some aspirin.
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At an undisclosed location
"Such beauty…" Magneto stated as her stated at the postcard. It had birds singing, rolling fields of green and a deer drinking from a bubbling brook. "I really must kill those people for false advertising." Magneto said as he put the card down and stared at the scene of destruction in front of him. Lance had constructed a little fort made of rock, and posted a sign that stated "No Brunettes allowed." His eyes were currently scanning the area looking for signs of Lifeguard. Sabertooth had challenged Blob to an eating contest and was losing badly. Wanda was chasing Toad around with an Ax, while Omega and Psylocke were necking, Gambit and Mastermind videotaping it.
"This was a bad idea." Xorn said simply as an explosion rocked the earth round them.
"Oh yea." Magneto said simply as he pulled out a very large bottle of aspirin and downed some. "You are buying drinks after this, and that's final."
"HELP ME!" Toad and Lance shouted as Lifeguard and Wanda chased them around.
"Why me…" Magneto moaned. "I just want to rule the world. What's so wrong with that?"
"Get over here!" Tabitha screamed as she stared to chuck time bombs at Gambit.
"ooooooooooh…" Sabertooth moaned as his eyes glazed over from too much food, as Blob continued to eat.
"You are a Muppet!" Mastermind said as he waved his hands in front of Pietro, who then stated to dance around. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Mastermind cackled.
"I am not a piece of meat!" Lance cried as he ran for his life.
"I love you snukum's!" Toad called out.
"DIE!!!" Wanda screamed.
"Why…" Magneto moaned.
I can solve this." Xorn said simply as the monk took a step forward and a deep breath. "ALL OF YOU ASS MONKEYS STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A PICNIC!"
"Holy hell." Lance said as his rock fort melted away. Everyone stared in shock at Xorn.
"FRONT AND CENTER!' Xorn shouted as everyone ran towards the picnic spread and sat down quietly. "Now then, that's better." Xorn said simply. "Now we eat in peace and get along. Or else." The metal-headed Monk hissed. All the others nodded in agreement silently.
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Back in Bayville
"This is Trish Tilby reporting. Based on new legislature just passed by congress, in the face of the mutant phenomena, Bolivar Trask, who was once wanted on several counts of conspiracy, has been assigned as the head of a special mutant control division of the white house. President Smith, who avidly apposed this decision, continues his protest of the decision, even in the wake of the upcoming election."
"Damn she's hot…" beast said under his breath.
"Can you believe this?" Logan snapped. "We're about to lose our best protection after Smith gets voted out in favor of this… Creed guy."
"Graydon Creed has appealed to the fears that humanity is showing now towards us." Xavier said simply. "His anti-mutants platform unfortunately is working."
"I hate this. We're getting screwed over and over. If humans new what we did, they'd be kissing our asses." Logan grumbled.
"Calm down Logan. Our best hope is that the levelheaded think this over and prevail." Ororo said simply. "Henry! Will you stop drooling!" She then shouted at Beast, who was enamored to the beautiful television reporter.
"She will be mine. Oh yes. She will." Beast said simply.
"He's been watching Wayne's World again, hasn't he?" Xavier asked.
"Oh yea." Logan grumbled.
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Back at our undisclosed Location
"Okay, so maybe I was a little out of line with the whole snapping at you thing…" Xorn said, as he was stood tied to a tree, the Brotherhood and Acolytes dancing around them with painted Bodies, war whooping.
"Silence pale face." Mike snapped as he chucked a hatchet at Xorn. The blade landed just above his head.
"Okay." Xorn said as he shut up.
"Hmmmm. We wait for chief "Runs with Metal"." Lance said simply as Magneto came out with a feather headdress and brightly colored robes on.
"How." Xorn stated.
"Hello as well." Magneto said simply.
"No. I mean "How". I mean come on Magnus, what happened to ruling the world and making it better for mutants?"
"Paleface talks to much." Magneto said. "Quick as light, shut him up." Magneto demanded as Quicksilver duck-taped Xorn's mouth shut.
"This was a bad idea." Xorn thought to himself as the gathered mutant began a rain dance.
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Three hours later, Back at the 'Hood House ™
"I must thank you Pietro." Magneto said simply. "IU haven't had that much fun in years." Magneto said as he smiled at his son.
"What about Xorn? I think he kinda snapped when he started to foam at the mouth.
"Don't worry about him, he'll be fine once I get some medicine in hem." Magneto said simply.
"Liquor?" Pietro asked.
"And lots of it." Magneto said simply as he flew away, accompanied by his metal orbs.
"Well this has been an interesting day." Pietro said as he turned around and avoided a hatchet that whizzed by his head.
"You missed." Lance said dryly to Mike.
"Gripe, gripe, gripe…" Mike muttered.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Lost Ends. Someone From Omega's past returns and she's brought some friends.
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Well I hope you all enjoyed it. Up next, I finally start to delve into Omega's past. Break out the handkerchiefs and be prepared to be shocked.
Omega: Shock Tablets?
Descendent: You'll see.
Omega: I don't like the sound of this.
Descendent: You shouldn't.
Omega (Turning to you all): Call the police! He's insane!
Descendent: Silence muse. Back in the cage.
Omega: Okay.
Descendent: Join us next time folks.
Peace out,
Descendent
Ahhh, its high time the Brotherhood got to know their partners in crime, don't you all think so? Good. Let's have a picnic and enjoy the insanity that will surely follow.
********************
The 'Hood House ™
(RING) "Hello?" Pietro asked as he answered the phone. "Father? What a pleasant surprise…" Pietro said nervously as he began to sweat. 'What! You're coming over? Now!?" Pietro cried as slime whizzed by his head.
"TOAD! YOU'RE DEAD!" Betsy's voice shouted.
"No… There's no problem." Pietro said swiftly. "See you soon…" Pietro said as he hung up the phone and looked at the disaster that was the Brotherhood home. Slime was everywhere; there were leftover pizza boxes, garbage all over, Toad shaped holes in the walls and the paint was peeling because Blob had farted after eating Taco Bells three-bean curry. "I'm doomed." Pietro said as Betsy and Tabitha chased Toad around.
"What is it now Petey?" Mike asked as he walked into the kitchen where Pietro was muttering about how doomed he was over and over.
"My fathers coming with the Acolytes for an inspection on how I'm doing as leader." Pietro gulped.
"Wow. You are doomed." Mike said as he walked away.
"Unless…" Pietro mused.
"Uh oh." Mike muttered as he stopped in his tracks.
"All I need is forty monkeys and forty typewriters…" Pietro stated.
"Why." Mike asked.
"Because, they could probably do better writing than Descendent does, and I won't be in these predicaments." Pietro said simply. Before lightning struck him several times in a row.
"Rule number one of fanfiction characters Petey." Mike said to the charred corpse in front of him. "Never insult the glorious, forgiving, truly magnificent writer." Mike said before Betsy appearing in front of him in a schoolgirl outfit, sucking on a lollipop. "I love kissing ass." Mike said with a smile as his eyebrows danced and he and Betsy melted into the shadows.
"Ow…" Pietro gasped as soot fell from his face.
(Ding-Dong)
"Coming yo!" Toad called out.
"Crud." Pietro muttered as he shook off the soot and sped around, cleaning the house as fast as he could. "I need help!" Pietro shouted in desperation.
"I will help you." Mr. Clean announced dramatically as he appeared out of nowhere. With speed reserved for Greek gods, Mr. Clean cleaned the Brotherhood house to fine polish. " Now that's what I call clean." Mr. Clean said, crossing his arms and winking.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Lance asked as he fell back in his chair.
"I go where I am needed." Mr. Clean stated as he grabbed the chair Lance was sitting in, threw it through the window and jumped threw the hole, running of into the distance.
"That was weird." Blob said simply as the Brotherhood stared at the departing form. "Even for us."
(Ding-Dong)
"Oh yea. The door." Toad said as he opened it to reveal Magneto, the master of Magnetism. Wearing a leisure suit. "AHHHHH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Toad cried as he cowed away.
"I came on advise of counsel…I mean Xorn. He recommended the two teams spend some time together." Magneto said as the Acolytes piled into the Brotherhood house with him.
"Wow. Dis be cleaner den Last time." Gambit said simply. "What happen?"
"I hope you got Guinness." Banshee grumbled.
"Where's Lance?' Lifeguard demanded.
"AHH! Not you!" Lance shouted as he jumped out the hole in the window, Lifeguard hot on his heels.
"Oh. This is going wonderful." Sabertooth muttered to Xorn. "I owe you one." He growled.
"Eep." Xorn muttered to himself.
"DADDY!" Came Wanda's shout.
"AHHH!" Mastermind and Colossus both shouted as they shielded their faces, remembering what Wanda did to them, as Wanda charged into the room and slammed into her father, crushing him in a hug. (See The Toad, The Witch and The Wardrobe Chapter)
"Did you miss me?" Wanda asked excitedly as Magneto struggled to breathe.
"Yes… Wanda... I need… air…" Magneto gasped as Wanda peaked his cheek and skipped off.
"You did a real number on her." Blob said to Mastermind.
"I try." Mastermind said simply.
"So what do you have planned for us Father?" Pietro asked.
"I was thinking along the lines of a picnic." Magneto said as an explosion rocked the house. "You know, where we can't cause to much damage…" Magneto moaned as he saw Lance shooting energy blasts at Lifeguard, who had sprouted wings and was trying to get closer to him.
"There's no such thing as too much damage when we're involved." Tabitha said simply as Lance blew another hole in the wall. "See."
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Lance screamed.
"COME HERE SWEET CHEEKS!" Lifeguard shouted.
"Oh this is going to be a long day." Magneto said as he downed some aspirin.
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At an undisclosed location
"Such beauty…" Magneto stated as her stated at the postcard. It had birds singing, rolling fields of green and a deer drinking from a bubbling brook. "I really must kill those people for false advertising." Magneto said as he put the card down and stared at the scene of destruction in front of him. Lance had constructed a little fort made of rock, and posted a sign that stated "No Brunettes allowed." His eyes were currently scanning the area looking for signs of Lifeguard. Sabertooth had challenged Blob to an eating contest and was losing badly. Wanda was chasing Toad around with an Ax, while Omega and Psylocke were necking, Gambit and Mastermind videotaping it.
"This was a bad idea." Xorn said simply as an explosion rocked the earth round them.
"Oh yea." Magneto said simply as he pulled out a very large bottle of aspirin and downed some. "You are buying drinks after this, and that's final."
"HELP ME!" Toad and Lance shouted as Lifeguard and Wanda chased them around.
"Why me…" Magneto moaned. "I just want to rule the world. What's so wrong with that?"
"Get over here!" Tabitha screamed as she stared to chuck time bombs at Gambit.
"ooooooooooh…" Sabertooth moaned as his eyes glazed over from too much food, as Blob continued to eat.
"You are a Muppet!" Mastermind said as he waved his hands in front of Pietro, who then stated to dance around. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Mastermind cackled.
"I am not a piece of meat!" Lance cried as he ran for his life.
"I love you snukum's!" Toad called out.
"DIE!!!" Wanda screamed.
"Why…" Magneto moaned.
I can solve this." Xorn said simply as the monk took a step forward and a deep breath. "ALL OF YOU ASS MONKEYS STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A PICNIC!"
"Holy hell." Lance said as his rock fort melted away. Everyone stared in shock at Xorn.
"FRONT AND CENTER!' Xorn shouted as everyone ran towards the picnic spread and sat down quietly. "Now then, that's better." Xorn said simply. "Now we eat in peace and get along. Or else." The metal-headed Monk hissed. All the others nodded in agreement silently.
********************
Back in Bayville
"This is Trish Tilby reporting. Based on new legislature just passed by congress, in the face of the mutant phenomena, Bolivar Trask, who was once wanted on several counts of conspiracy, has been assigned as the head of a special mutant control division of the white house. President Smith, who avidly apposed this decision, continues his protest of the decision, even in the wake of the upcoming election."
"Damn she's hot…" beast said under his breath.
"Can you believe this?" Logan snapped. "We're about to lose our best protection after Smith gets voted out in favor of this… Creed guy."
"Graydon Creed has appealed to the fears that humanity is showing now towards us." Xavier said simply. "His anti-mutants platform unfortunately is working."
"I hate this. We're getting screwed over and over. If humans new what we did, they'd be kissing our asses." Logan grumbled.
"Calm down Logan. Our best hope is that the levelheaded think this over and prevail." Ororo said simply. "Henry! Will you stop drooling!" She then shouted at Beast, who was enamored to the beautiful television reporter.
"She will be mine. Oh yes. She will." Beast said simply.
"He's been watching Wayne's World again, hasn't he?" Xavier asked.
"Oh yea." Logan grumbled.
********************
Back at our undisclosed Location
"Okay, so maybe I was a little out of line with the whole snapping at you thing…" Xorn said, as he was stood tied to a tree, the Brotherhood and Acolytes dancing around them with painted Bodies, war whooping.
"Silence pale face." Mike snapped as he chucked a hatchet at Xorn. The blade landed just above his head.
"Okay." Xorn said as he shut up.
"Hmmmm. We wait for chief "Runs with Metal"." Lance said simply as Magneto came out with a feather headdress and brightly colored robes on.
"How." Xorn stated.
"Hello as well." Magneto said simply.
"No. I mean "How". I mean come on Magnus, what happened to ruling the world and making it better for mutants?"
"Paleface talks to much." Magneto said. "Quick as light, shut him up." Magneto demanded as Quicksilver duck-taped Xorn's mouth shut.
"This was a bad idea." Xorn thought to himself as the gathered mutant began a rain dance.
********************
Three hours later, Back at the 'Hood House ™
"I must thank you Pietro." Magneto said simply. "IU haven't had that much fun in years." Magneto said as he smiled at his son.
"What about Xorn? I think he kinda snapped when he started to foam at the mouth.
"Don't worry about him, he'll be fine once I get some medicine in hem." Magneto said simply.
"Liquor?" Pietro asked.
"And lots of it." Magneto said simply as he flew away, accompanied by his metal orbs.
"Well this has been an interesting day." Pietro said as he turned around and avoided a hatchet that whizzed by his head.
"You missed." Lance said dryly to Mike.
"Gripe, gripe, gripe…" Mike muttered.
********************
Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Lost Ends. Someone From Omega's past returns and she's brought some friends.
********************
Well I hope you all enjoyed it. Up next, I finally start to delve into Omega's past. Break out the handkerchiefs and be prepared to be shocked.
Omega: Shock Tablets?
Descendent: You'll see.
Omega: I don't like the sound of this.
Descendent: You shouldn't.
Omega (Turning to you all): Call the police! He's insane!
Descendent: Silence muse. Back in the cage.
Omega: Okay.
Descendent: Join us next time folks.
Peace out,
Descendent
