Itachi – It's been awhile!

Succumb to Wishing Droplets

Drop 54

"Monk," The simple question had… 'bugged' at me for quite the lasting hour, "Tell me of how it is done." The Monk sitting across from my person sat on the grass starring at the sky.

"Uh, not to be rude, Sesshomaru-sama," The Monk scratched his head as if embarrassed of the answer he was poised to give, "But shouldn't you know about, uh, that process already? I'm sure you know more about that particular subject then myself," My head tilted in confusion, "Well, seeing as you've been alive past twice my own lifespan-"

"Are you implying that I am elderly?"

He jumped – "No- nononononononono! Not at all! It was-"

"Explain to me the process, and I will look over your insolence, Monk." A moment of silence past between us two as the perverted Monk analyzed his situation. This wait proved I'd no patience, "Explain now Monk."

"C-can I ask a question before I explain, Sesshomaru-sama?" I was silent, "Why is it that you wish to know the functions of the female body?"

"…"

"Are you not going to answ-"

"You are annoying me, Monk. Answer and explain in great detail."

"Do you plan to use this information on your quest to confess to Lady Kagome?"

"…"

The Monk was exactly correct.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, Sesshomaru-sama, but knowing about the female body won't help you to conquer our Lady Kagome, or any woman for that matter."

After a moment did the realization sink in. Yet another idea of mine has sunk to the river bottom.

S-T-W-D

Itachi – So. Long time no see, huh?

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