Meanwhile, everyone else had to find some other way to occupy their time.
"Oh Sasuke…" said Ino as she whined about Sasuke Jr.'s black eye. "Who did you pick a fight with?"
"Uh…" Sasuke Jr. said hesitantly because he felt a little stupid about saying 'The Gym Master'.
"The Gym Master." Said Senjou.
"Senjou…" said Sasuke Jr.
"The Gym Master took him out with just one punch!" Senjou went on. "He didn't even see it COMING!"
Sasuke Jr. slapped his forehead.
"Who is 'The Gym Master?" Sasuke said with a bit of disappointment in his voice.
"The MASTER of the Gym!" said Lil Gai. "He managed to defeat ALL of us!"
"I hope you taught him a lesson, Senjou!" said Ino.
"No way." Said Senjou. "I saw what he did to the other guys. I wasn't about to risk my OWN neck."
MEANWHILE!!!
"There's an UCHIHA Edition?" Sasuke Two gasped as the girls ONCE AGAIN fished through the huge box of magazines that Tashoku owned. "Why didn't anybody tell me and my dad?"
"Because nobody knew about you or your dad existing." Hana said, giving an exasperated sigh that the Uchiha Edition was being taken out again. It wouldn't have been as bad if it was more modern, but this magazine was two years old and that was back when she was ten and… well… even if you're an Uchiha, you still go through an ugly faze at age ten.
"Aww…" said Sasuke Two. "We should have at least gotten mentioned."
"Well, your dad's mentioned here." Said Kajitsu as she showed Sasuke Two a little blurb at the bottom of one of the pages.
"Is it about how he killed the clan?" said Sasuke Two curiously, reading the short paragraph. "It is…" she laughed a little bit. "That's my dad for you!"
Suddenly, Kiba burst into the room, waving his arms above his head and yelling loudly to get everyone's attention.
"Attention everyone, I would like you all to leave my house now!" he announced. "You are no longer welcome and you have about one hour to vacate my property or I will have you arrested!"
"Kiba…" Hinata said, tugging on his shirt.
Kiba paused and looked at her pained expression.
"Okay you have TWO hours." He said. Hinata cleared her throat. "Fine. You can take as long as you need. But if you're not off my property by tomorrow… well, you know the consequence!"
Then he left the room, slamming the door behind him.
"Why did he tell US that?" asked Moujo.
"I don't know." Said Hana with a shrug.
"Should we tell anyone or should we assume he's going to tell everyone the same things?" Kajitsu asked.
"—or I'll have you all arrested!" came the faint sound of Kiba's voice in the other room.
"I think he's telling everyone else." Said Sasuke Two with a nod. They all turned back to the magazine and continued swooning as if Kiba hadn't just come in.
MEANWHILE!!!
"—you know the consequence!" Kiba finished up as he nodded his head with satisfaction and left the room. Hinata shrugged helplessly at all the people Kiba had just ranted to and followed after him.
"Well, I wanted to leave now anyway." Said Shikamaru as he wasted no time to get his stuff and start packing.
Kiba knocked on the door that Naruto, Sakura, Lee, Tenten, Lil Lee, Pansuke, Aikan and Kobiru had been in for quite a while now.
"HEY YOU GUYS IN THERE!!" he yelled.
"Kiba, they're healing right now!" said Hinata as she frantically tried to get him to stop.
"They should have equal warning as everyone else." Kiba said. "Because if I don't first warn them that I'll have them arrested if they don't leave within a certain amount of time, if they take me to court to sue then they'll have ground to stand on."
"Kiba…" Hinata said, taking a deep breath. "We're not going to arrest any of our friends for not leaving within a certain amount of time."
"Well I know that…" said Kiba. "But if I don't threaten them with something then they'll NEVER leave and continue to mooch off of us until we kick them out forcefully!"
"Then why are you so concerned about anyone potentially taking us to court?" Hinata questioned.
"Oh Hinata, I just don't know anymore!" Kiba said as he buried his face in Hinata's shoulder and started crying.
"There, there…" Hinata said, patting him on the shoulder.
Shikamaru came up to Kiba and patted him on the shoulder. Shikataro was following behind him looking all Vash the Stampedeish.
"Well Kiba…" he said, picking his suitcases up. "It's been fun. Shikataro and I congratulate you."
"Yeah." Said Shikataro bitterly. He still hadn't recovered from being in a sack as long as he has. TWICE.
"Thank you for coming." Said Hinata as Kiba opened the door up for them.
"Does anyone else want to use the door while it's opened?" Kiba asked. "Because you might as well if it's already open."
Shikamaru and Shikataro walked out the door and walked to their car to go home.
Suddenly, there was a rumbling as Chouji came into view.
"Shikamaru!" he yelled, sprinting out Kiba's already open door. "Won't you drive me home as well?!"
"Chouji…" Shikamaru said.
"Dad?" Shikataro started.
"Get in the car, Shikataro." Said Shikamaru.
"I won't tell!" said Chouji. "I just…I just want to spend time with my best friend. Is that so much to ask?"
"I don't know Chouji, is it?" Shikamaru said, opening his car door.
Kiba took it upon himself to slam the door shut at this point because he didn't want to have deal with other people's problems that weren't his.
Speaking of which, the door to the secluded room flung open just that moment and if Kiba hadn't been so nimble about hopping out of the way, he would have been flattened against the wall just like Jafar and Iago.
"Oh Pansuke, let's never fight again!" said Kobiru, looking dreamily into Pansuke's eyes as the two of them strolled out hand-in-hand.
"I'm SO glad we got all this settled." Said Aikan to Lil Lee. She was holding Kikei and…OMG!! HE WASN'T CRYING!!!
"You can say that again." Said Lil Lee.
Hinata looked at Sakura and Tenten.
"How did you do it?" she asked.
"That is the secret!" Lee screamed before anyone could rationally explain their methods. And, every time they tried to open their mouths to inform the uninformed people, Lee started screaming and throwing a temper tantrum so they assured Hinata they'd tell her later.
"I think we should leave now too." Said Tenten. "Hinata, it's been really fun!"
"And we're sorry your anniversary was ruined by evil ninjas." Said Lee.
"Shh…" Hinata said, looking over at Kiba who was, thankfully, distracted. The last thing she needed was for him to have a recurring memory and start crying again.
"LIL GAI!!!" Lee screamed through cupped hands so loudly that it shook the house. "OH LIL GAI!!! WE ARE LEAVING NOW!!!"
Lil Gai came out of the other room with Shika and Cho. "I'LL MISS YOU GUYS!!" he wailed as tears poured from his eyes like waterfalls.
"We'll miss you too!" Shika and Cho said, each of them wiping a tear from their eyes.
"Lil Lee, do you need a ride back home?" Tenten asked her eldest son.
"No thanks mom." Said Lil Lee. "I think Aikan drove here, right?"
Aikan shook her head.
"No, I walked." She said. "Let's just walk home. We have a lot to talk about on the way."
"Carrying a baby?" Lil Lee asked with a raised eyebrow. Aikan frowned. "I mean, what a great idea!"
So the two of them gathered up as much stuff as they could carry and loaded the rest of it into Tenten and Lee's car to be taken home FOR them.
"The key's under the welcome mat." Lil Lee told Tenten.
"Wow." Said Pansuke. "Why don't you just leave your door unlocked and your front door open?"
"Shut up Pansuke." Said Lil Lee but Lee, Tenten, Sakura and Naruto all turned to glare at him. "I mean, let's…hope not Pansuke." Then he put on the fakest smile known to man as everyone with Rock for a last name walked out the door.
"I want to know what they said in ten minutes that worked so well that we couldn't say this whole time!" Tashoku wondered out loud.
"Tashoku, you did nothing so don't lie." Said Sasuke Jr. as he packed up Little Sasuke in his little carryable car seat.
"That wasn't very nice." Said Tashoku.
"What?!" Kiba said, stampeding over. "Do I hear my daughter is upset?! Are you going to have marriage problems like practically everyone else?! You better not!"
"No, Dad, it's all right." Said Tashoku.
"It BETTER be or so help me!" said Kiba angrily.
"Kiba, stop yelling at my son or I will hurt you." Sasuke threatened.
"HA!" said Kiba. But he left it at that.
"Do you two have everything you need?" Ino asked Sasuke Jr. and Tashoku. "All the baby's things?"
"Yeah, we have everything…I think…" Sasuke Jr. said, double checking very quickly.
"I lost so much baby stuff when I was your age that it's a wonder the Uchiha funds didn't go bankrupt." Ino sighed as if it was 'good times'.
"Mom, I think I'm going to take the next mission off and stay home for a few months!" Senjou declared randomly.
"That's great news, Senjou!" said Ino happily.
"Can I come over and visit?" Moujo asked.
"Sure!" said Senjou obliviously.
"Moujo, get your sisters and let's go." Said Shino.
"SHINO!!" yelled Kiba. "Don't leave yet! You have to be the last to leave!"
Shino sighed and came very close to moaning, but he clearly withdrew his moan at the very last second.
"Inoshi, are you coming home with us for dinner or something?" Ino asked. "Sasuke and Tashoku are coming too."
"Oh…do you not mind?" Inoshi asked. It was kind of obvious that he didn't want to come at all, but if everyone else was going then it would be weird if he didn't too.
"Of course not!" said Ino. "You're my son! I wish you would visit us more often!"
"Well…all right." Said Inoshi. "If it's all right with everyone else…"
"It's not okay with me." Said Sasuke Jr.
"What?" Inoshi asked with a rejected look on his face.
"I'm just kidding Inoshi." Said Sasuke Jr. But EVERYONE could tell that he was serious when he said it the first time around. He then picked up his little baby carrier.
"Can I carry the little one?" Shika asked as he leapt forward and gripped onto the baby carrier.
Sasuke Jr. shrugged.
"Sure, I don't care." He said, handing it over.
"Oh but Shika!" Cho whined. "That's not fair!"
"You want to carry him too?" Shika asked.
"Of course I want to carry my nephew!" Cho said.
"What if I carried him halfway down the walk and you carried him the rest of the way?" Shika asked. Cho sighed. "What Cho?"
"It's just that…" then he paused. "Oh never mind."
"How about you both carry it together?" Senjou suggested. Shika and Cho both perked up.
"What a great idea!" Shika exclaimed. The two of them gripped the carrying part of the baby carrier as Little Sasuke slumbered within it, oblivious to what the hell is going on.
"You really ARE the smart one of the family!" said Cho. "No matter what anyone else tells you!"
"Thanks!" said Senjou with horseshoe eyes.
"Okay!!" said Kiba, opening up the door and trying to coax the copious Uchihas out. "Time to leave!"
"Wait…" said Sasuke as he counted up his clan. "Where's Hana?"
"Right here, Dad!" came Hana's voice as she ran around the corner followed by Kajitsu and Sasuke Two.
"Where were you?" Sasuke asked.
"We were looking for Uncle Itachi." Hana replied. "Sasuke can't find him anywhere."
Sasuke did a few things. First he glared at Sasuke Two for having the same name as him. Then his heart raced to think that Hana may have been alone with Itachi for a few minutes, and then he reprimanded Hana for going off on her own while Itachi was on the loose.
"You don't need to worry about ME, younger brother!" said Itachi as he suddenly appeared behind Sasuke. "I'll ALWAYS be around."
"Who said I was—" Sasuke started.
"And I managed to overhear something about the Uchihas having a little get together at your house." Itachi continued. "And I guess I will invite Sasuke Two and I!"
"Itachi if you think for one minute that you are—" Sasuke began but Kiba ran up behind the entire clan and punted them out the door, slamming it behind them as they landed on their arses in the front yard.
"That gets rid of THEM!" said Kiba, looking awfully proud of himself. "All that's left are those pesky Hyuugas, Uzumakis and Aburames!"
"I TRIED to leave, but you won't let me." Shino said.
"Like I said, Shino, you're LAST!" Kiba said adamantly.
"You don't have to tell US twice!" said Naruto. "It's obvious that we're not wanted!"
"I don't think I could make it more obvious." Said Kiba, looking genuinely thoughtful on how he could go about making it more obvious.
"Kiba…" Hinata said quietly.
"Well, come family!" Said Naruto as he put one arm around Kajitsu and one arm around Sakura and walked out the door. Pansuke and Kobiru followed after. They didn't have anyone to leave with a word of wisdom so they left without saying another word.
And by 'another word', I mean 'any word at all'.
It was silent for a minute before Kiba turned slowly toward Neji with the Exorcist face and glared at him.
"Don't glare at me like that." Said Neji, glaring back at Kiba.
Kiba didn't say anything, just pointed to the door.
"BYE EVERYONE!!" Hichou said as he frolicked out the door. Neji ran after him to make sure he didn't get hit by a car or something.
"And that just leaves the Aburames." Said Kiba turning pleasantly toward Shino and his three daughters.
There was a long pause.
"NOW GET OUTTA HERE!" Kiba yelled. Shino escorted his daughters out the door as Moujo waved goodbye to Kiba and Hinata, thanking them for the marvelous time. Kiba stood in the doorway for a minute. "I'm Boney, I'm Boney…leave me alooooooonnnney!!"
"Kiba…" Hinata said.
