It feels like Barney's his dad, yelling at him for whatever. (Except it's just a date with Stella. Which, come on.) Marshall and Lily sit on the sofa, passively watching the train wreck.

"Ted," Barney hums. "Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted." Ted rattles off an excuse about being adults and mature, blah, blah, blah.

"You have a butterfly tramp stamp," Robin says.

Barney runs through his argument before he turns back to Robin, looking her up and down, before hissing, "Submission." Ted shudders. It feels like that time he caught his parents—

You know what? Let's leave it at that.