Yaku- Ello again.. we finally got Kisame out of the fetal position and almost over his fear of telitubbies…..

Hidan- Hug it damnit! (Holds a telitubbie plush infront of Kisames face.

Kisame- DON'T EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Yaku-… hehehe well we made progress…..some progress…. Not really…. Anywayssssssssss

From- YouOverlordAndMaster

no keep going or i will hunt you down and force you to type or you get no
pancakes! ...and they are really yummy pancakes!

NICKNAMES!!:
itachi- king uchiha the 258th, or tamogachi (if you think about it all the
tamogachi's names end in achi, so it-achi!!)
sasori- red fuzzball

oh and pein did you ever want to do or have done anything else then this?
samae thing with you hidan. Anything at all? noing you it of corse would
probably have to do with stripping...
thats all folks! (dunno why i said that)
Rutsumi, it rutsumi dammit not zatsumi im not rellated to zazu!

Yaku- But national pancake day already passed……

Itachi- I am King uchiha the 258'th!

Yaku- RUTSUMI YOU STOLE THAT FROM MY KING UCHIHA THE 259'TH! AND KING SASUKE! But that only came about cause last year at Katsucon I was sasuke…and the arm socks were devouring my arms slowly eating me and turning me into sasuke….

Sasori- I like that better than monkey boy………

Pein- I might have done something else.

Hidan- I was a fucking waiter at one fucking point in this fucking time…..

Yaku- I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT Pein DID!

Pein- How the hell could you know what I did?

Yaku- because I am psychic and and annnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddd I know things.

Pein- Fine then what?

Konan- (recording)

Deidara & Tobi- (sitting on the couch rapidly eating popcorn as if the climax is killing them)

Zetsu- (crying over his cactus)

Kakuzu- Moneyz…

Hidan- I might know as well….

Kisame- (asleep)

Itachi- (doesn't care)

Sasori- (watching)

Pein- Well?

Yaku- YOU WERE AN 18 YEAR-OLD MALE STRIPPER!

Pein- SHIT YOU DID KNOW!

Hidan- I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS YOU!

Pein- Hey you were the waiter that got drunk and started stripping and weren't very good at it…..

Hidan- Shut the fuck up……

Pein- Well its true…

Konan- So that's what you did that time you were away those years ago….

Pein-Yes it is…. (blushyness from embarrassment)

Sasori- (point) WHORE!

Pein- there's a difference between a whore and a stripper…..

Sasori- Touché.

Pein- I win.

Yaku- Hmm if you used to be a stripper… how far did you have to go?

Pein- Not all the way.

Yaku- So you didn't have to strip naked?

Pein- no why?

Yaku- Cause.

Hidan- If you were going to ask me about his penis I wouldn't answer anyway.

Sai- PENIS! (disappears again)

Yaku- Why wouldn't you? Did you like him?

Hidan- No cause even if I did I wouldn't remember.

Yaku-Ah.

Hidan- and why would you want to know about his penis?

Yaku- who said I would you both just assumed I would.

Hidan & Pein- Touché.

Yaku- Haha!

Konan- but wouldn't you want to know for later when you two have sex?

Yaku- (blush) shut up…. We're not even dating why would we do that..

Everyone else- Surrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee you two aren't….

Yaku & Pein- (go sit on the couch) Shut up…

Hidan- Pfft….

Konan- it keeps getting shorter….

Sai- What naruto's dick?

Konan- no the chapters….

Sai- Ah…

I figured even though i still have bunches of reviews to go through i'd put these up now...cause..where i am...school starts the 26'th..in four days... so ya.. im not gonna have much time during school.. BUT I WILL TRY TO WRITE MORE! IM IN MORE RANDOM MOODS DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR SO IT'LL GET BETTER I PROMISE!!OH and one more thing.. PENIS!!