A/N: PIZZA! Wanted to see if I had your attention. Now that I do, I don't own Penguins Of Madagascar or Invader Zim. I do own my awesome OC's and after reading this chapter, can anyone tell me if Alexis is becoming Mary Sue-ish? Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!


Alexis's P.O.V.

Soon, after work and many hours of over time, I felt like I was going to pass out. As I walked out of the Zoo, I heard a crash and saw a bright light. I didn't bother to turn around. I was dead tired.

When I got home I headed strait to bed. Then I heard a knock on the front door. Nancy was standing there with the door open. Her jaw was on the ground. I said, "Nancy, put your jaw back on."

Nancy turned to me, put her jaw back on, and said, "Sorry mistress. There are some guys to see you though."

My eyes widened. There were four guys at the door. One of them looked sixteen, the other three looked about ninteen. "E'llo Alexis," The youngest said with a small smile.

I did the only thing I knew that would be good to do. I screamed as loud as I could. Blade, Alex, and Ness all ran to me.

"Are you okay?" Ness asked.

"Is anyone hurt?" Alex asked.

"Who are they?" Blade asked.

"I don't know who they are," I said hidding behind Alex.

Blade and Alex stood their grounds and Blade said, "Who are you, and what do you want?"

Then I noticed a scar on one of the guys faces. "Rico?" I asked.

He smiled and nodded fiercely. "How do you know?" Nancy asked.

I stepped towards Rico and traced his scar. "His scar," I muttered. Rico smiled and nodded. "Rico, you may come in," I said taking my hand away.

Rico walked in the apartment, which was getting smaller by the person. "Alex, get a needle," I told him.

Alex nodded and got a needle with water in it. The guy with slick hair, who I assumed was Skipper, yelled in fright and hid behind who I think was Private. "Yeah, that's Skipper alright," I said with a chuckle, "You're good Skipper."

Skipper walked in the apartment. "Nancy. Lunacorn," I told her.

"What?" She asked.

"Your lunacorn doll. I know you have it," I said, "I saw you playin' with it."

"Man," Nancy said walking away. She came back a few seconds later with a pink lunacorn doll.

The boy squeeled and took the unicorn with a big smile. "Yup. Private," I said, "Go ahead in."

Private walked into the apartment and sat on the couch. "Now how do I prove you're Kowalski?" I muttered, "I got it!"

I ran to the guest room (I put extra beds in there so everyone had a bed to sleep in) and woke Dib up. "What?" He asked.

I said, "I need you to pretend to be a dentist."

"Why?" He asked sleepily.

"Please!" I asked.

"Fine," He muttered. He got on his lab coat, and brought the neck over his face. Then he grabbed a dentist's drill (I have no idea where he got that, truthfully) and walked out of the room. I heard a scream when he was out of the room for two seconds, and I ran out of the room. I laughed and said, "Yeah, that's Kowalski." He was on the ceiling, hanging on the fan.

"Dude, he's not a real dentist!" Alex said.

"Actually, I am certified. I just don't like being a dentist," Dib said with a shrug.

I laughed and said, "Yeah! He isn't going to hurt you Kowalski."

"Promise?" He asked.

"On Blade's grave!" I said.

"And she can't lie on my grave," Blade said.

"Fine," Kowalski said climbing down.

Rico, Skipper, Kowalski, and Private all sat on two couches. Everyone else sat around them. "Now how on Irk are you guys humans?" I asked.

Kowalski said, "Well, I was working on my latest invention, when Skipper came in and tripped. He spilled some coffee he was drinking and spilled it on my device. It sent out a blast throughout the HQ, and then we were all suddenly humans." Kowalski smiled.

Alex grabbed my wrist and brought me into the small kitchen. He said, "That Kowalski guy is a real idiot."

"No," I said shaking my head, "He's a genius. He has to be really smart if he made himself and the other penguins humans."

Then a Justin Beiber (who I actually thought was I girl when I first heard him) song came on and then it was cut off. Alex and I looked into the living room and saw Rico was holding a mallet in his hands and was standing over the radio. "Rico may be the stupidest person I've ever met," Alex said.

"No, he's smart too. Just not very sane," I told him shaking my head.

Alex shrugged and I heard Ness exclaim, "That wasn't very good of you to do!"

"Uh oh!" Alex said. We ran out of the kitchen and saw Ness kicking Rico, who wasn't totally aware of it.

"Ness, calm down! He just doesn't like that song. Plus, that radio wasn't very expensive, and we could always buy a new one. No harm done," Alex said.

"But-," Ness started.

I cut him off by saying, "I will get my bat Ness!"

"Yes Alexis," Ness said.

I crossed my arms and said, "Now everyone. Bed. Now!"

"And we should listen to you because?" Blade asked.

"Because I'm the only one around here that actually works, pays for the food, and does basically everything, so shut up you stupid ghost!" I yelled.

"Fine!" Blade exclaimed, "I'll go to bed, Miss Bossy-Pants!"

I growled, went to the kitchen, got a big frying pan, and hit him with it as hard as I could. "Now go, before I hit you again!" I yelled.

Blade stuck his tounge out at me and went to the guest room. Alex, Ness, and Dib went to the guest room behind them. I sighed deeply and turned back to the ex-penguins. I said, "Sorry you guys had to see that. Blade can get on my nerves. A lot."

"No worries Alexis," Private said.

"That was entertaining," Kowalski said.

Rico nodded his head and said, "Yeah, entertaining."

I chuckled and said, "Thanks. Just wait until Zim wakes up in the morning. Then it'll be really entertaining."

"Zim?" Kowalski asked.

"A pain in my butt," I said.

"Just like ringtail is to me," Skipper said.

"Now, for your sleeping arangments," I muttered, "Oh! I could make you guys some beds."

"How?" Private asked.

I took a deep breath and started to form the four ice bunkbeds that were on top of each other. "Wow," Rico said.

"They look cold," Kowalski said.

"Nope," I told him, "They are totally warm. Even though it's ice, I've learned how to keep ice warm, yet stay in different forms.

Private climbed in one of the beds and said, "Yeah! It's warm!"

The others climbed into their beds and Rico said, "Cool."

"Cool yet warm!" Kowalski said.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Yeah, yeah. The guardian of Friendship rocks."

"The who of what?" Skipper asked.

"Me to know, you to never find out. Maybe," I said walking to my room. I smiled evilly and closed my bedroom door.


A/N: I really do hate Justin Beiber's music. Well, maybe not 'Beauty And A Beat'. That's a good song, but only for Nicki Minaj. What? She's a good singer. I'm off tipic, aren't I? Either way, Review!