AN: COOMMUNISM DOES TOO WORK! WHO DO U THINK DEFEATED THE HITLER?

With all the proletarian spiders singing "The Internationale" epically, I started to gloriously lead them gloriously in working-class, socialist revolution against FUCKING ARAGOG!

"No, stop!" yelled a reactionary voice suddenly in a sudden way. I turned to see Dean had come down from the ledge and was standing off to the side. All the spiders stopped singing are turned to look at THAT FUCKING TROTSKYITE DEAN THOMAS!

"Harry is a FUCKING STALINIST TANKIE!" said Dean traitorously. "Join me for the real revolution!"

"Shut up, you FUCKING COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY TROT!" I yelled in a justified communist way. "This is FUCKING IMPORTANT!"

"Join me, Spider Comrades," lied Dean in a Trotskyite voice of intellectual elitism, "and we'll actually rebel against the revolution. That'll make us really fucking rebellious!"

"NO, IT'LL MAKE YOU FUCKING COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES!" I screamed in a working voice.

"No, don't listen to either of them!" said Luna Lovegood, running over to stand on the side of the spiders across from where FUCKING DEAN was.

"Luna, what are you saying?" I asked in a voice. Although she was a true comrade to the revolutionary cause of communism as well as being very hot, what she was saying now made no fucking sense.

"If this revolution succeeds, who is going to be the leader of this spider colony?" she asked in an adorably naive voice which I didn't pay attention to the sweetly charming quality of. "You? Humans have more privilege than spiders. I think spiders should be ruling spiders. As a human, you taking over a spider colony and imposing your system on it is imperialism!"

"It's only imperialism when fucking capitalists do it!" I explained truthfully, clearing up her bourgeois misconception. "When we do it, it's called SPREADING THE REVOLUTION!"

"Oh, so you support permanent revolution now?" asked Dean ignorantly in a fascist Trotskyite voice. "I thought you Stalinists wanted socialism in one country?"

"Stalin spread revolution WHEN IT MADE FUCKING SENSE!" I said totally radically. "Also, there's no such thing as Stalinism. It's a term Trotskyites made up to denounce REAL COMMUNISM!"

"ENOUGH OF THIS!" declared Aragog in a reactionary way. "EAT THE HUMANS, MY CHILDREN!"