Title: Family Matters
Word Count: 128
Timeline: Post DH
Prompt: A looong overdue prompt from An Unknown (She was ever anxious to keep him to herself and to those of her family with whom he could converse without mortification) Sorry it took so long. Bad Bella, no cookie.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and I make no money from this. Also this in no way bears any resemblance to my family. Though they are insane. And I do have an Uncle Peter but I haven't heard from or seen him in over ten years so I doubt his flashing photos of me in my chubby days.


They've been dating seven months before Hermione introduces Harry to her extended family. She was ever anxious to keep him to herself and to those of her family with whom he could converse without mortification – all two of them. Namely her parents, because the rest of her family; aunts, uncles, cousins and her surviving grandparents are humiliation personified.

Of course she should have realised it took feats of near impossible magnitudes to faze her boyfriend these days. So when Uncle Peter offers to show Harry photos of his niece in her "chubby days" or when Cousin Louise brings out her decapitated doll collection or Grandma Susan pinches Harry's cheek and calls him Edmund, her brave Gryffindor lover just smiles and whispers to Hermione, "I bloody love your family."