Title: introduction
Character/Pairing: Gnar, Rengar
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Notes: Even if it's pretty short, this was one of the most frustrating pieces that I've ever written. I sincerely hope it conveys what I tried to write down -.-
"Tell me, little critter, where is the mighty beast that left this footprint?"
"Wap?"
"… Can you speak? Hello, I'm Rengar. Where is the beast?"
"Mrengarw?"
"What? What do you mean? Speak to me you wretched creature!?"
"Mrengarw!"
"Wha—? Yes, I'm Rengar, now tell me—"
"Uga uga weeee!"
"Wai—"
"Shoo shoo? Bahnah!"
"Oh, you little—"
"Ueee?"
"Ok, ok, ok! You see this footprint…? Yes, this footprint… this… footprint… thiiis…! Where did it go?"
"Ugaa?"
"Wheree?"
"Goova!"
"Oh, you're hopeless. I'm going on now… what was I thinking, asking for directions? Me, the great Pridestalker?"
…
"Hey, stop tugging me…! I told you… to stop… tugging… me…! Get 'way from me!"
…
"RAAAAWR!"
SLAM
…
Well, at least, in the end, he found it.
