My Big Fat Drabble Collection
by Ulquiorra9000
Chapter 55: Target
Lille Barro lowered his rifle on the training field around Silbern when Candice Catnipp came waltzing over.
"Hey there!" Candice said, waving. "Let's make this more fun, okay? Try and hit the target!"
"What the..." Lille stared as Candice stood some distance away, an apple poised on her head. She struck a pose like a 1940s pinup girl.
"Oh, why not?" Lille took careful aim down the sights and squeezed his trigger.
BLAM!
Haschwalth appeared and knocked the rifle's muzzle away. "That's dangerous, Barro," he said sternly.
"Hey, an apple!" Lilotto Lamperd joined the party and gobbled up Candice's apple target. "Thanks!"
"Well, this is typical..." Lille muttered.
Candice stomped her foot. "That wasn't yours, Lilotto! You cow!"
Lilotto stuck out her tongue and skipped away.
Candice pouted. "No one knows how to have fun around here..."
